Comeau

You can only post at noon? Not in the afternoons, evenings, etc.?

 

That's kinda weird mang. Especially since you're posting in the evening now.

Not in just noon; most time past that too. Evenings are typically weekend (I go to bed at 9:30 Mountain time), and I usually have homework to do.

The only reason why I'm able to post in the evenings currently is the fact that it's Spring Break.

Little Cock of Horrors

Get this straight!

I'm just a mean green donger from outer space,

and I'm bad!

I'm just a mean green donger from outer space,

and it looks like you been had!

I'm just a mean green donger from outer space,

So get off my back, 'n get out my face!

'Cause I'm MEAN AND GREEN,

And I am BAD!

Also Comeau, isn't BfNY weird enough already? No reason to kill me on sight :s

Or is your character like that?

You know how Bird Hitler was a psycho-maniacal, racist and ultraviolent bastard?

That's Comeau now. Except a hundred times worse, and a thousand times more powerful.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Hey Spycicle; I found a name tag in a dungeon chest, and I hear you're selling diamonds for em'. Would ye be interested in buying, and what is the price you'll pay?

And remember folks: Operation Banana Boat needs all the help it can get , so serve your server today!

Noon, Mountain Time on schooldays. Almost all the time on weekends, though.

Don't we have CoC for that already?

Besides, I dislike erotica versions of anything.

 

 

Also, y u no approach my character? I'm neutral (and have no weapons) so nothing could go wrong.

I dunno, maybe because your character is a weird ass anthropomorphic Pokemon with TITS and gender identity issues; oh and also some weird elemental attacks.

But eh; soon enough Comeau is bound to stumble upon (as he will almost everybody) and kill you with little to no personal commitment.

Hey Spycicle; I found a name tag in a dungeon chest, and I hear you're selling diamonds for em'. Would ye be interested in buying, and what is the price you'll pay?

On a side note, I have opened up the Trans-Comeau-Union Railway System up across the land.

I've started by building a rail-line on the bridge from Spawn to Veez's Glass Factory Island; from there on, I plan on making even more connections from location to location so we can bond this server together.

Donations of Iron, Gold (especially gold, powered rails ain't cheap), Redstone, Stone and Wood would be greatly appreciated!

Hope you have a rail good time,

                                 Comeau

Dear ladies and gentlemen, please turn your attention to the east of the Dynamic Map.

As you can see, there is a thick wall of forest blocking off one of the only jungle regions in the land.

This is a major problem for several reasons:

1) Mobs will overflood the area, leaving it unpassable by foot.

2) The forest creates too much of a block for any sort of travel itself

3) In order for us to establish better structures on this server, we need large resources; the forest wall blocks us off from the jungle wood, ocelots, and melons we need to complete farms.

In order to solve this crisis, I have called to order the initiation of

OPERATION "BANANA BOAT"

The prime directive of Operation Banana Boat is to "erase, clear or deforest by any means necessary the topiary wall that has blocked off the largest jungle region on the server thus far".

By the end of the operation, I have planned to complete these objectives:

1) Establish safe and fast commute by rail or boat into the Jungle Region (nicknamed "Nainital" for this operation)

2) Create an easy method of gathering needed resources from both the jungle and the earth of the region

3) Destroy the forested wall surround the eastern quadrant of our map

Now who's with me?

 

i'm in a bit of a personal tizzy

 

i feel like comeau is a bit UP (needing bullet time to do shite, generally not having much power),

 

but at the same time i don't want to change mid-story.

 

what do.

 

Hmmmm...yeah, he's basically a dude with some neat weapons, isn't he?

 

Obviously what he needs are better weapons/tech, go more future tech than semi-realistic future tech like what thine've got now.

 

Headpiece that gives infrared/x-ray/etc. vision, Mass Effect 1 style bottomless clip weaponry (not compatible with special loads), some kind of melee capability (bio suit with enhanced strength? laser sword?), stuff like that.

 

Sure Brain's guy can hook thine up, and since there are respawns thine could even realize this in character after thine get murderized by somebody

 

So does that allow me to get poop right now?

If so, I'll rewrite the stuff from the black box to wark.

thank you very much rynjin, far2kind

I would like to know about these 3 things:

1) Can swords have any practical application in a gunfight nowadays?

2) What's the need for all the fancy denominations of 45x.55 and the number stuff for bullets?

3) Could nanomachines be practical in application for non-lethal defeat?

For better clarification of number 3:

Have a gun and have syringe bullets. Fire syringe bullet into enemy's hand or foot. Nanomachines connect to nerves and block out neurons, making it so they can't pull the trigger on a gun/can't move.

i'm in a bit of a personal tizzy

i feel like comeau is a bit UP (needing bullet time to do shit, generally not having much power),

but at the same time i don't want to change mid-story.

what do.

guys, sorry for necro, but I wanna go into weapons engineering (and then serve as an infantry man).

However, I am big scrub. If any of you could help me learn some carp, that would be much appreciate.

I had a dream once when I was a little kid:

Aliens tried to kill my mother while her, my siblings, some friends and I were in this mall. So I kill one of the aliens when they're trying to drop a drill on her head from the ceiling, and then we leave.

Then all of a sudden, we get home and there's fucking aliens trying to kill us by invasion and then my dream ends before they bust in.

EDIT:

 Trazodone is awesome for dreaming

what fucking planet do you live on

i take 100 mg of the shit with 500 mg of tryptophan nightly,  and I never have no fuckin' dreams (unless it's prophetic weird bullshit, but I don't count that)

NOPE, BUT NOW I'M RECTIFYING IT! THANKS DUALJAY!

 

on my dang forum post, there's a faction because of pathfinder society registration

 

how do remove so it do not appear??

I dunno. Are you using an Alias?

 

No. I didn't know there were aliases!

EDIT: Yep I was using an alias.

on my dang forum post, there's a faction because of pathfinder society registration

how do remove so it do not appear??

how do remove faction

i am confuse

So I just realized my character is kinda OP in a match-up with Brain's guy since I can thwack him just fine through his armor and he's basically a normal dude without his suit IIRC.

Don't forget about me; I just got some future tech too, and Comeau's already killed Bird Hitler without much trouble.

So; EvilBrain presented me with an opportunity to get new equipment.

I will be putting it in my post on the Characters thread, but in a separate spoiler tag so it dun get confusing.

To be specific, I will be receiving:

- A robotic exoskeleton that while worn gives me minor camouflage, quicker reaction time, faster move speed and slightly higher defense at the cost of slowing removing my control over what I do; That means I attack anyone and everyone.

- Some custom revolver bullets that pierce armor with lasers at the cost of damaging my gun, and thus making it highly more likely that I'll get a jam

- And a compressed list of all the Codec/Radio frequencies of Flint, his commanders, and his support units.

If there are any concerns for balance, please notify me.

 

Remember that post you made a while back about my weapon choice?

 

 

 

Also is Crossbow your primary method of attacking? Because I just want to point out that neither Spell Combat nor Spellstrike work in conjunction with ranged attacks. Unless you're a Myrmidarch, I think.

 

 

 

 Unless you're a Myrmidarch, I think.

 

 

 

Myrmidarch

 

 

 

I'll also point out that crossbows suck ALL of the ass as written but I can work with you (houseruling as necessary) to make them a usable option if you wanna go that route.

 

I've already clarified I'll be using a Shortbow.

wait, where are bases

because I pray that I had United Nations Building as my base location

Remember that post you made a while back about my weapon choice?

 

Also is Crossbow your primary method of attacking? Because I just want to point out that neither Spell Combat nor Spellstrike work in conjunction with ranged attacks. Unless you're a Myrmidarch, I think.

 

 Unless you're a Myrmidarch, I think.

 

Myrmidarch

What's your +2 racial going into? Dex?

 

Also, I'd suggest taking Weapon Finesse before Power Attack. If you can't hit, you can't do damage. And power attacking when your attack score is already low, and you're a low BaB class means you'll almost never hit.

 

And what skill are you taking Skill Focus in (Half-Elf racial trait)?

 

And HP should be 14 max (15 if you sue your Favored Class Bonus) for that.

 

What Traits did you take?

Racial Trait went into Dex. If I learn some stuff from enchantment, I'll give the Kukri agile ASAP.

Alright. Weapon Finesse is on Feat list. I accidentally put it on Special Abilities with my traits.

Skill Focus; I think Intimidate might be good. It's really up to you.

Rectified the HP bullshit.

Finally, traits I took: Chance Saviour (Initiative helps!), Bladed Magic, and I have one more that I haven't decided on.

I tried to fix.