Icecubes of Fury

Eh heh, good riddance.

Going through Deus Ex HR now that I have a computer that can run it. It's excellent.

I'm pretty new to reading Homestuck as it comes out, so excuse me if this is a dumb question, but is there a reason this update took 9 days to come out? Is there usually a break every couple of update days?

I'll be using this post for any blurbs or stories I make up. Pipe of Firearm Frescoes When the Gravel Wars were going on, Sir Donald was in cahoots with one of the engineers in R&D. Sir Donald gave him the idea for a stovepipe that contained a firearm inside, firing automatically at the sight of an enemy. After designing it, this engineer was so confident in this new invention that he enlisted in the armed forces with nothing but this hat and died 2 hours after signing up, the current world record. Of course, Sir Donald inherited this hat by digging it from his pal's grave, and is ready to give it to whomever has as much of an obsessive passion for guns as his late cohort. Mainly, because it's interfered too many times on Donald's dates with the ladies. Pipe of Violently Voiding Vitality There's a long winded story about this hat involving brotherhood, trust, violence, greed, and late-night infomercials, but it all just boils down to: Sir Donald stole this hat from the corpse of some poor sap he blew up on the battlefield. Also, the hat is really a patched-up Gibus haunted with the souls of 7 U.S. presidents and at least one British prime minister. Pipe of Team Fortress Covers For all his life, Sir Donald hated karaoke. Quite inconvenient, for his hometown was renowned as the Karaoke Capital. When he migrated to Badlands at the turn of adulthood, he was quit dismayed at the sight of all the karaoke bars. Accepting his fate, Sir Donald decided to go with it one night and went on to have a successful side-career of vocal albums. The stint fell after 10 years, though, and Sir Donald lost all funds acquired in the process. The only thing he got to keep was the snazzy top hat he wore when posing for the covers. Now, he's giving this hat away in the hopes it'll spark some vocal inspiration in whomever it falls upon, so he can get the satisfcation of revenge when their career goes down the drain. Stovepipe-shaped Stovepipe Sculpture At his first visit to an art show at the age of 15, Sir Donald was shocked that not one gentleman or lady was wearing a hat! Instead, they showed off their love of art by wearing hat sculptures on their heads! After promptly being shunned by the art show goers, Sir Donald bought the most expensive sculpture hat he could find, a hat that looked like a pile of intenstines to someone with a refined taste in headwear like him. But the patrons at the art shows absolutely adored his garish abomination of a hat. He wore it begrudgenly to every art show he attended after that. After his stunt with the watermelons and that mariachi band at last year's Gravelpit Artshow, though, he has been banned from every artshow in the universe for the rest of time, so he is very happy to finally get rid of this stupid sculpture hat and give it to whomever can make an even more stupid artistically inventive sculpture. Regretfully Hideous Pipe of Purposeful Deplorement Quite a few years back, Sir Donald recieved an angry letter from someone who was morally opposed to all the killing Donald did as a mercenary. Attatched to this letter was a hat painted in the world's most attrocious color. The color was so hideous, it could poke someone's eye out! Luckily, Sir Donald already lost his left eye, so the hat had no effect on him. He painted it in the world's second most attrocious color (which had no damaging effects on onlookers), and wore this hat for a year after in all press hearings just to spite the writer of the letter. Eventually, he realised just how stupid this was, and locked the pipe in his Crypt of Olde Hattes. Now, he is more than eager to give this hat to whomever can write a worse letter than that worried objector.

I know, I know, I should've donated more. I'm sorry :(

A few weeks ago, I decided to read Homestuck. Today, I am finally caught up. It's pretty cool.

Spdr mon was haning form web 1 day then cancer Marie jen visits spedir in hospital and spidr sez "mreio jaen, dont u ever forgt me" then mare say "I lov u speedermin, i wil nevar ferget u" sudnely Icecubes gomes in and flexs his mussles at mari mari sus "take me now" and has sweet sexi timesz with me. then spiderman dies wile watshing his curlfrend mak out wit me LOL

It's kinda like this (sorry, quick crappy drawing) Or you could say it's like this

I wish I could tell you what a great place this is, but I don't even know it myself. I need to post more.

Does it even give the promo code anymore? I had pre-ordered it, so I wouldn't know. If not, then a lot of people are going to be disappointed. and I'm going to be laughing.

I don't know if it's too late, but if you need any parts, I'd be glad to help.

I'm organizing a SPUF highlander group for the UGC Highlander Season 8 competition hat show whatever. We've already got some members, but I need more recruits (I would prefer that you lived in the NA). We haven't really decided on who's going what class, but I'm sure we could work something out. Post here with your preferred class if you want to join in on the highlander action, and I'll consider inviting you to the group.http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Hi-Lander(I'd also appreciate any pointers,tips, and whatnot)

No, civvy is OP

Alright, so I'm thinking so far:Scout: CactusSoldier: SimonPyro: Binarydemo: TedHeavy:Engi: BuddhaMedic: MeSniper:Spy:Tell me if you want something else.

Yes, sandman and milk are allowed in UGC.

If you Wikipedia Search "Big-boned," it redirects you to "Obesity."