Unromantic XYTWO

I thought that was Mac

how is that even she's fucking PURPLE

No wonder you all died.

blizzard no EDIT: to be fair, this might not be real, but if it is I swear to god

This. If she won't shut up it could get annoying, but if she doesn't spam her lines it should be fine. Not that I would stop playing her because of the voice, ofc; time shenanigans seem quite fun indeed.

There's no way to word this that's not terrible so here goes As far as I can tell, he can fire energy blasts with his balls, hit enemies with his balls to debuff them, hit allies with his balls to buff them (exactly what the buff is I'm not sure), and turn invincible temporarily.

Tracer's time shenanigans looks fun but Zenyatta and Hanzo are on my list as well

They reveal this update the same day they hold a world championship?

Well, those trailers did their job. I am now hype for Overwatch.

Metro 2033 free at the humble store

I'm starting to think that YuYuYu might have been made just to fuck with people.

So basically it's like a reversed version of Star Trek movies, you should only watch the odd seasons?

Episode VIII: The Force Takes a Nap

tweeted "So if someone from Australia sent your death threats, and then an Australian killed someone, would you condemn all Australians?" fucking blown the fuck up holy shit get fucking wrecked thank you paero saving the internet one step at a time. Well, you guys DID start as a penal colony...

All of your cooking is boring, guys. It needs more Random Recipe Generator.

Gurdy Jr. has been moves down to the Caves. This is a good thing, with the exception that OH GOD I WAS NOT READY AND I DIED

I K J L W Y X Z ow my eyes

Look on the bright side, Majora's Mask 3D.

I got Scorpio, which gave me poison tears, on my first run. Yeah, the zodiac items all seem pretty good.

please buy a new pair of ears

Huh, I didn't know that the 3DS got a remake of MGS3. That just makes me even more depressed that Metal Gear got dropped for Sm4sh, considering now there's an actual reason to have it around.

oh shit son it's HAPPENIN'

The top two are in order, but after that it's pretty much a toss-up whether I like one character over another. Spoiler 1) Shulk: Monado Arts are so good. I don't think I even need to say anything else. Monado Arts are fantastic. Shulk's range is also nice, but mostly? Monado Arts. 2) SANIC: sure, you have trouble KOing sometimes, but being able to hit-and-run so well isn't something to be laughed off. Good recovery, too. 3) Falco: even with the nerfs, this guy is still great. Just, uh... mute the 3DS. 4) Captain Falcon: Captain Falcon. 5) Robin: you're a powerhouse. Sure, you can run out of uses, but they come back; just don't get caught with too many things out of commission and you'll be doing great. 6) Ike: hits like a train, great range, Aether reminds me of my Brawl main. 7) Little Mac: it's pretty fun to be Little Mac, mainly because you can kick everyone's shit in just as long as you don't fucking get airborne. It's intense trying not to get knocked off at all. 8) Mii Gunner (not pictured): Yes, I'm still salty about no online With Anyone. Having so many explosions is great.

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