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Cretler

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  1. It is refreshing to know that it is clearly Video Games that are creating all the crazy people and not Movies, T.V, Books and just about any other type of media.
  2. That's alright, I'll just ask my friend Linus to do the same for you
  3. Lava Girl won't allow you to do such a thing on him.
  4. Shark Boy will stop you as he's way more cooler and powerful.
  5. Or he'll just pick Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
  6. Cretler

    One for February: Skyrim

    In your LP, make sure you kill that smug bastard Nazeem as quickly as possible. I would also recommend a thief/assassin because I find those more interesting.
  7. I'll just dream up a new "Stop Alarm" button. Dream. Dream. Dream.
  8. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=plUgn_FC0sk
  9. I'm nominating Agent Cody Banks again, but also nominating an alternative; Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
  10. Cretler

    Superbowl XLVIII

    I read somewhere that a Bear predicted that the ravens would win, so naturally I would side with the bear's supernatural abilities. It looks like he predicted correctly.
  11. Cretler

    New to subSPUF

    Hello Spycrab, welcome to the secret side of SPUF. And before you ask, no, we do not in fact have a golfing course or a waterpark.
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    Hello everyone.

    Hello there, new person. Welcome to the secret side of SPUF. If you post a weird fetish, you get promoted a rank.
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    in which rammite makes fan fiction

    Can I be the assassin who attempts to seduce the Sherlock?
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    Heart Transplant Simulator

    That's all stuff I learned in space camp. The real challenge is finding a practical, but fashionably sensible space suit. There is a high chance that I may meet sexy space women while exploring space, and I can't be looking like a wrinkled up marshmallow. In addition, I'll need experience in space combat in case one of those Xenomorphs pop out of the sexy space women's chest.
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    Heart Transplant Simulator

    Well, I completely failed this. There goes my dreams of being a cardiac surgeon and having my own TV show about cardiac surgery. I guess I'll have to settle for being an astronaut then.
  16. For next week, I nominate the fantastic movie, "Agent Cody Banks".
  17. I am personally of the belief that Australia is worse than the USA. Having personally been there myself several times, all the animals there want to kill you, and I heard rumors that it's where serial killers come from. In regards to North Korea, I have recently heard that citizens are allowed pizza and women's pants. So it is at least nice to know that while they're testing their nuke, they'll be enjoying good food and being comfortable in women's pants.
  18. Ah yes, I did meet one of these so-called "truthers" at our local Turtle Festival. He tried explaining to me that the gunman was actually an agent sent by the Government in order to preserve the balance between good and evil in America. I mentioned his insolence to the Turtle Ambassador, and he dealt with him accordingly.
  19. I am surprised that they haven't already banned Tag and Hide-and-seek, since they're basically serial killer simulators.
  20. The Wicker Man(2006) and Jack And Jill(2011).
  21. Cretler

    Greetings.

    Hello, denizens of SPUF-Powered. I am Cretler, a newcomer to the SPUF server who discovered this forum during a freak lighting storm. My account was finally validated and I could not wait to introduce myself to like-minded beings. Hopefully, as time goes on, I will get to know all of you better and can perhaps aid you in activities, such as brushing your teeth or performing magic tricks at your cousin's birthday party.
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    hi there cuties

    Hello there, sister of ConfusedCactus. It is a pleasure to meet you. While I do not have a sexual attraction to you, I'm sure others do.
  23. Cretler

    HAPPY NEW YEARS!

    I'm hoping this is the year where Krakens are discovered and that the U.S captures one.
  24. Cretler

    Hey there, human friends!

    It is great to meet you Cubie. I hear you're squares are perfectly even and all the other cubes are jealous of your inner attractiveness.
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