Veez

Here is a list of everything removed from the final game. What it doesn't mention was the internal conflict with the developers. EA was pushing Maxis to release the game, and how the team was divided between making the game "cutesy" and assessable for kids, or to take a more "realistic and scientific" approach with the game.

I have to agree. I love Spore, and really wish more people like it, and when finally someone makes a video for a wider audience, it just happens that they make a lot of dumb "lol a penis" jokes. Maybe I'm being a little too serious here, but it really does make me a bit upset.

Can you guys exclude me from the nominations? I'm satisfied from just being a normal poster.

A lot of people complain about Spore for not living up to its promises, and for sacrificing "science" for cutesy stuff. These are valid points. However, I used to play Spore all the time, and I loved it, mostly, and I think its worth a play. If you pirate it, and you think its fun, you may want to go and buy it.

So I get to take on the Binocrat? Sweet.

On Diety, AI starts off with several techs, an army, gold and production bonuses, and several settlers. I may be missing more. Its the only way they really can make the game harder, since they can't improve the AI.

You know, for all the shit Gandhi gets, I've never actually had any problems with him. But to also be fair, I don't think I've ever seen him make it to the atomic era.

From 0-10, Gandhi's ability for nukes is 12. I mean, I know that Firaxis really wants a nuclear Gandhi, but seriously?

I have no idea why the Mongols have the highest loyalty rating in the game, but whatever. Hilariously, Venice is the most likely to backstab you.

I never had a problem with Suleiman. That, and I admire his Turkish. I've honestly had more problems with England, Ethiopia, and the Netherlands.

Wouldn't that just be Hamlet?

I want a Baguette sword to be in the game as an easter egg.

I actually don't agree with the Great Library on higher difficulties. Civilizations will start with Pottery after a certain difficulty level and have a production boost, meaning that you are pretty much guaranteed to miss out on the Library, which means you've just wasted valuable time that you could have spent making units or improvements or workers.

The higher up you go in difficulty, the more you're going to have to be a bit cheaty in order to win.

David Hasslehoff walks into his agent's office and says, "From now on, I want to be know as 'The Hoff!'". His agent replies, "Sure, David. No hassle."

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This is how you repay our past cooperation, giving you access to my cows, and letting you keep the sheep that escaped from me?

I found one, but I forgot to write down its coords and promptly died. I keep trying to find it, but I can only backtrack to a certain point before I get confused and get lost.

Look, so I'm sorta undermanned here, so I'm going to need some of your guys' help. I understand that some of you would have no qualms about me losing a war, but that is no matter. If you join me, I promise you full access to Veezistani mines, farms, imperial colonies, assistance from me when ever needed, and I will willingly give out loans with no interest, as long as it doesn't bankrupt me in the process.