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Veez

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  1. Veez

    Hello.

    This has to be a good sign when an introduction thread gets derailed, right?
  2. Veez

    Hello.

    I don't know what this Binocracy is... but it sounds just like the Illuminati.
  3. Veez

    Hello.

    I would like to say I got terminator eyes now, but my medi-care didn't pay for that, so instead they stole some marbles from a kid and put those in my eye sockets.
  4. Veez

    Hello.

    You open me up, all you're gonna find is a good ol' fake stomach. Everything else has already been donated.
  5. Veez

    Hello.

    Waiiitt. Is it Tempur-Pedic? If so, I'll gladly take that bed.
  6. Veez

    Hello.

    Oh no you don't! I won't fall for your trick! I'm more comfortable sleeping on the ground anyhow.
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