Sir Slick

Good luck!

Damn, Umbreon's a fucking defensive tank.

resisting urge to kill Ah, sorry if you got offended. It's an inside joke between me and my mates.

Fuck the Borderlands 2 loot system. I decided to neckbeard (verb. Sit around and play video games) today because I've been really ac True Vault Hunter Mode, level 50 Commando. Farming a new Blockhead shotgun for Ultimate because my current one is a bit below my level. I farm a few times on the Badass Creeper and nothing. Then, I get a Legendary sniper rifle named the Longbow. It shoots these weird pixelly bullets with trails. I laugh, because I didn't get a legendary from the Warrior or Jack, thinking to myself the game owed me one. The very next farm, I get an identical Longbow rifle, same prefix and all. No Blockhead. In total I did about 20 attempts at the Blockhead and didn't get it at all, but I got two Venture Longbows. On the upside, the Longbow absolutely wrecks the Creepers whenever I farm for the shotgun, because it one hits them. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

pronounced MLJ

This bug means anyone who knows about it, with awareness, is effectively immune to Spies. With vaccinations, you can make yourself immune to the flu. The past tense of "flew" is fly. Fly is a Pokemon move, with 95 accuracy. Tackle is also a Pokemon move with 95 accuracy. Tackling is one of the prime components of rugby league. In Australia, the National Rugby League is the prime rugby league competition. The National Rugby League sells team jerseys for people to wear. These jerseys have sponsor logos on them. One team's sponsor is Canterbury, a sports gear company. There is a place in England called Canterbury. Canterbury in England has an archbishop, a senior bishop. A bishop is a piece in chess. The queen is also a piece in chess. It is advisable to kill your opponent's queen in chess. THEREFORE This Spy watch thing is actually a conspiracy to kill the queen.

I had a racist and inexplicable dream a few weeks ago. Started with a movie poster for Never Trust Spanish People, starring Ice Cube. The poster depicts Ice Cube in a car, and three laughing Spanish men superimposed above him. Then the trailer started. Ice Cube's in the car, and he says "Pah, only idiots die in car crashes, that'd never happen to me." Cue a wide shot of Ice Cube's car exploding. The camera then zooms to the three laughing Spaniards, standing on the street and pointing at the wreck. Then the movie poster showed up again. Now, in real life I have nothing against the Spanish, so I have no idea what that dream was.

woooooooo

2160 to the power of 4000

Call me mean or whatever, but this is my in-my-head reaction when the attention seeking white girl's friends come up and say "no ur beautiful don't sad" when she's going off on her "I AM SO UGLY NOBODY LOVES ME!!!!!!ONE!" rants

I'd go with the first team if I were you.

good point

Welcome!

IMDABES

Torgue.

if we both lose horribly who wins?

I clicked to a random bit of the video and the first thing I heard was me: "I use arrow keys."

HELLOOOOOOOOO SUBSPUF, AND WELCOME TO SLICK VS SPYCICLE: The Australian Affray, the Southern Hemisphere Skirmish! It's the school holidays in Australia, and we will be racing through HG (him) and SS (me), allotted two hours a day to get as far as possible! Whoever finishes the game first is the winner! Starts tomorrow (Aussie time), I guess. Good luck Spycicle, every now and then I'll probably post pointless progress updates in this thread.

TIL: -Conga partaking is fun, but conga killing is equally fun but more douchey -ICBMoose has a very deep voice -Item Server dropouts are ridiculously annoying -250 ping is easily playable

Australian here that wasn't fucked by ping.

It's actually 2:45pm in the school holidays on the weekend here.

Where is that chat?

I'm in. Few questions: -Would someone be recording -When is tonight for you? It's just after midday here for me. But yeah, I'm up for it if the time's right.