Britt

Spoiler Notice anything? His stomach is yellow, meaning he's in liver failure. He has a cast thing on his arm, hiding a pic line. That pink thing? Covering a feeding tube. He goes to stand up, and he falls. His name is Skittles. There. You've been introduced.

I wish I was kidding when I said I just emailed that to Noah. Also, Skittles is getting worse. He's more yellow than he was when this all started. So they kept him for a little while, and he's up in the "hospital" (it's above the vet's office) getting "dextrose water" (sugar water). The vet tortured him and shoved her finger up his ass and got some shit out. Literally. I really wish I was kidding. We have to pick him up at eight and then bring him back tomorrow at ten and do it all over again.

sweet fuck this was difficult 3-D RENDERING?! Like I haven't seen enough of that in the last three weeks.. >.<

The "Can you" thing was because my mom keeps asking me to do things for her.

If i hear the phrase "Can you.." ONE MORE TIME

You guys suck dick.

I'm not dead yet.. I mean, my medication isn't going to stop me from dating. I need to stop me from dating. Which, as of this second, I am. I have a shit ton of work I need to get done. I need to somehow afford a $500 camera so I can get into school.

Oh, that's why puush is being a dick. NO WONDER.

Ah, but see - The difference being - I see a psychiatrist and I'm on three different medications to stop me from being crazy. I'm calling to make an intake tomorrow with a therapist. Actually, I have a list of things I need to do tomorrow. I'd show you, but puush is being a dick. There's a huge difference here.

You need an actual professional, sweetie.

I don't know why I read "we don't have to serve gay people." and my mind automatically goes TAKE ME TO CHURCH ILL WORSHIP LIKE A DOG ON THE SHRINE OF YOUR LIES. Wut.

wut.

I was talking about n0tail, actually.

GUYS. STOP BEING IDIOTS. HE'S SERIOUSLY FUCKING FREAKING OUT OVER THIS. You guys are seriously being such asshats right now.

Guys, I would kill myself before I dated David. David used to call me a psycho or something when he was like, ten. David.. Doesn't like me. Also, can we talk about how attractive Johan is?

So do you hate asians or black people? Neither.

Nice one, gig.

GUYS DO YOU SEE THAT?! THATS MICHAEL ADMITTING HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR ME.

Being my fuckbuddy? That's nice to know. lmfao

Yeah, completely racist. No, he's too much of a brother. lmao

Sounds like a job for Rammite. uh.. No. I would never ever ever even in a million years and we were the last people on the planet.