Britt

I know I'm making another thread, but it has nothing to do with me. Well, sorta. I don't have cable anymore, as you know. I also don't have internet; just the 4G on my phone and news pages don't like to load. And I'm seeing tweets all over the place saying "how can obama let this happen? #ferguson" or something about Ferguson. Can someone fill me in on what the fuck is going on?

They did surgery to remove the blood clot and there were no complications with the surgery. I know they removed parts of her skull to relieve the pressure on her brain, but I don't really know much else other than that.

He'll absolutely be back. Animals are weird, they remember people who feed them. He'll remember that you fed him. You can call the humane society and get a humane trap, which you load and set with food. And as soon as it steps on the little lever thing (think of it like a mouse trap, but it doesn't snap their neck.), the door closes behind them and traps them. It'll be difficult, because you have to know he's around and kind of lure him in. Otherwise, you'll get wild animals like raccoons and shit. Or, you could go out at the same time every night and see if he's out there. Animals also know how to adapt to things around them, so he should have a chance of survival.

I scrolled through this very quickly, so forgive me if I missed things. One. Are you doing it by hand? holy shit. Two. Have you considered selling things on etsy?

Is it full of women, like I said? Also one of my favorite people came back into my life again. However, she is a flight risk and she will give up in about two days. Oh, Danielle. I can't help but love you.

So, uh.. Life update, I guess; I'm dating a huge weeb. His name is Epi. He lives in Texas. I currently live in New Hampshire with my mom and my grandmother, because we are homeless for a second time. My grandmother hates me. It's fun. I graduated high school. I went to beauty school for a few months, and then gave up and decided I wanted to pursue a career in Forensic Psychology. I start sometime next year. Meh.

What's up with the pixelated picture? Hey, Huff!

aaaaaye, I'm back. I need friends right now, so I figured I'd come haunt you guys for a bit. I don't even know what to update you guys on. So, yeah. Yo.

I actually start it Thursday. I have to go in and do all that shit. YAYYY

My longest relationship is actually two years, so shaddup. My shortest was two and a half hours (Ram, i give you two guesses) but, in terms of the last year or so - yeah. its my longest. Hes irritating sometimes, but I couldnt ask for anyone better.

UPDATE: Oh, boy. Where do I begin? Things have been pretty awesome lately. I started school. I go to a beauty school not that far from me, and it's draining, but amazing. I've been with my boyfriend, Michael (LOLOLOLOLOLOL Brammite is still not a thing), for a month and fifteen days. I couldn't ask for anyone better. He's the best. We don't fight, he doesnt get mad at me, blahblah. AND I GOT A MOTHERFUCKING WIFI EXTENDER. GUESS WHO'S BACK, BITCHES?! i mean it this time, i promise. I miss you guys. Definitely playing xyzzy soon.

​Not completely. They're like, tasteful nudes now. It's gonna be like, "HEY IM NAKED BUT MY HANDS COVERING MY NIPPLE"

I was told I should start posting again. I'll think about it. I'm going to school full time, plus I'm trying to find another job because I decided to get fired from the other one. blahblahblah yay.

Ayyyyye. It's Brittany, Bitch. I graduate next week. This is really fucking weird.

​How can you have more than one best friend? ​I have Michael and Danielle. Danielle is the love of my life and no one can take her away from me.

To add onto my drinking, I just tried to contact the kid I lost my virginity to. For the second time this week. I'm crying. I want to scream. I really wanna cut. My mom's in new hampshire. My best friend is no where to be found. My other best friend is in rehab. Im so done.

​This is me every morning I work earlier than 10.

DRINKING TO AVOID RESPONSIBLITY LA DEE DAAAA. I need to start using my computer more often, i forget about you guys. let me catch up on shit.

​I went to a job agency today as well, I'll (probably) have somethin on monday magickus pmed me on steam saying something about bennett (his real name) and asking if he could call me on steam he was doing a dumb voice and pretending to be his own older brother and saying he felt bad for tarnishing his younger brother's reputation and that magickus killed himself back in february and that stuff he kept asking if I knew magickus and I kept saying no and he lost it when I started going on about how gnome players have huge penises and stopped pretending to be his older brother ​ ​OH MY GOD LOLOLOLOL

I'm at my friend's house, and she goes "I SAW A DICK ON MY TUMBLR" and I go, "You act like that's not normal.." and she goes, "I didn't know tumblr allowed dicks." >.<

So, I work at Stop and Shop. I'm a cashier. We own Giant, and soon we will own Hannafords. I got yelled at before I left work because I was talking too much. I was talking to my bagger about something idiotic. Everyone does it. I don't even know who fucking yelled at me. Like, I know his name is John. But, I've never talked to him. I've never dealt with him. I've dealt with every other manager. Apparently he yelled at someone else for being six minutes late.

I know I keep popping in and out. I've been really lazy and not wanting to use my laptop because I'd have to take it out and plug it in blahblah. I keep forgetting I can log in on My phone. SO UPDATE. (My phone sucks at formatting. Bare with me) One. I did, at one point, take birth control. I was taken off of it by my primary because I was having migraines, and one of the side effects of ANY estrogen birth control is a stroke. The chances significantly go up when you smoke, or you have migraines. Two. Still single. Given up on dating for right now, because I'm honestly done trying. I'm done needing somebody to validate who I am. I've thought about it, and yeah.. It's cool to have a boyfriend and have sex and blahblah. But, I have Michael, Danielle, my mommy, Karen, and my dogs. And that's all I need. The love you get from a dog, just because you were outside for five seconds, is a lot better than the abuse you get from a human. Three. I still have my job! I hate it sometimes, because people suck, but ITS BEEN MORE THAN A MONTH AND I STILL HAVE IT. Its a record, guys. But yeah, I'm doing good.

​"weeb shit?" I can't deal with how weeaboo your brother is. LOL

Yes, I'm still alive. Sadly. I've been working and sleeping and working and sleeping and having a tooth pulled and sleeping and doing schoolwork and sleeping. I've been single for over a month now! Yes, seriously. I was talking to a few people, but we never hung out because I was stupid and met on Tinder. BUT, I have since deleted my tinder. I am trying really hard to focus on school (as much as I can, atleast. Ram, this whole Dylan situation is kind of just there right now. I'm not going far with it until I can) because my old health teacher was about to rip my head off when I told her I haven't been doing anything. I'm graduating my program on Thursday, and officially graduating highschool in August. It's exhausting. I think that's really all you guys need to know, really..

I call dibs on left foot. That being said, Welcome to our weirdness.