Britt

​I hate you.
But, it's okay.

Who the fuck is Ikea Boy? 
..I really need to be on here more.

another thought, why does no one like jarjar?

Shout out to that girl at work who gave me most of her hours because her dad died.

Also,
If my mother tells me that I don't need to go to the doctor for my knee one more time, Im going to break both of hers.
THIS IS WHY YOU SUCK AT LIFE, WOMAN.
BECAUSE YOU DONT DO SHIT FOR YOURSELF

I have not successfully wooed Danielle yet. Although, I did try earlier. And I failed. So, i mean. whatever.

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Just a short PSA - 
If you're trying to win a girl's heart, and she tells you she's going to take a nap.. Calling her about five times in two hours is not a way to do that.
Especially when she CLEARLY tells you she's going to take a nap.

..That's it.
Just don't do it.

I thought we knew that already. woops.

WE INTERRUPT YOUR DAILY SCHEDULED BROADCAST TO BRING YOU:

I can't tell if she's doing this because I decided to stay out tonight, or if she's genuinely just THAT upset. And it's frustrating, because half the time, she does shit like this to make me feel guilty.

When we were in elementary school (more specifically second grade, i think?) I made friends with this boy. And thus, my dating habits started. ..No, not really.
I became.. Increasingly obsessed with this boy? One year, he was the only boy at my powerpuff girl themed birthday party, because his parents forced him to come. His father was my science teacher in sixth grade for a while, and he sent me to the office because I he asked me to take out my agenda book and I said "make me" and the note, I kid you not, said "Brittany wouldnt take out her agenda book. She said "make me" and it made me feel very bad."
And he has thus lost a ton of weight. 
Ram, are his parents even still together? I always see one or the other, not both. o.o

Anyway-
He's a really good photographer, and I asked him what camera he has and such. We're talking about photography now.

NO HE WILL NOT BE MY NEW BOYFRIEND. 
Seriously.. He's hipster. I'm.. Socially weird.

OH THATS HOMESTAR.
Yeah, I never homestared.

http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=27

First, second, and third versions. all the expansions. three blank white cards. player limit of seven. score limit of ten.
Password is spuf.

i'll be putting our cards in shortly, i just need to figure out how.

​Is that supposed to be some sort of rhino-baymax hybrid?

Ugh. Drugs are so fascinating.
I think the ones that fuck with your brain are the best (ie. acid)


FOR THE RECORD.
I SMOKED POT ONCE AND I DRINK OCCASIONALLY.
I do not do drugs.
Pot.. makes me paranoid.

Ah yes, Paul Blart 2 is obviously setting up an extended universe for FNAF.

 

At the end of the movie Samuel L. Jackson will be standing in Paul Blart's house, and tell him about the Freddy's initiative.

 

OH MY GOD.

The house will be covered in snakes. And he's gonna scream about how he cant stand the motherfucking snakes in the motherfucking house.

-snip-

This is what nightmares are made out of.

The fact that you can type in a Scottish accent. lmfao.

 

It better be all CGI shit. It might be worth watching if it is.

Animatronics are just creepy as fuck.

 

Isn't 'creepy' the point?

 

Yes, but they're like.. creepier than creepy. Like, for the longest time (and still to this day, really) the animatronics freak me out. 

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/video-game-five-nights-at-787061

Seriously?

It better be all CGI shit. It might be worth watching if it is.
Animatronics are just creepy as fuck.

Just sent Noah a text I meant to send my friend Nakota.

Excuse me while I scream.

This is true

..He has fangirls?
-gag-