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For those who know, no context is needed, for those who don't... Watch the Killstream on Stream.me.

I hope somebody drops this on me in standard just so that I can blast it with Mortify after I get my 5 2/2 zombies, lol.

Red/Black gets their own Assassin's Trophy, wew lad. Wish Mortify was better...

RIP Degenerate free casters. Didn't do all that well last week at FNM, but I did get to kill TWO Carnage Tyrants in one turn with a Detection Tower and two Cast Downs. That guy was NOT happy to see that, lol.

I put together an Esper Teferi deck. Went 3-1 with it last Friday. I'm an asshole, lol. The last guy I stalled out to win was pounding the table everytime I blasted a hexproof creature with a Cast down, using a Detection tower, haha.

Foglio art reminds me of the animated Hobbit movie.

Force of Will is basically Waifu, the Gathering. Also, I put Nexus of Fate in my current deck for the lulz, because I have them.

R E M O V E G O B L I N

And there goes all of my interest in ever playing, lol.

Lol, Izzet storm deck incoming.

Firesong and Sunspeaker might make it into a deck now...

Izzet is going to be so broken, lol. Also, my mill deck just go that much more obnoxious.

Lol wat. Destroy ANY permanent for a single green, black? And I was looking forward to standard being less fucked up with all of the sets rotating out, too. :( Also, Fatal Push, old busted, Assassin's Trophy, new hotness.

I have to admit, Force of Will's waifu game is certainly on point.

Went 2-2 again. Rip grixis control against my deck, lol.