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That's just crazy talk!

I just smoked another one with my Golf tonight on the way home, fuck. I would be more mad, but the front end of my car is already all fucked up from the poor dog that I hit last year... It's just "more broken" now. :/

I suppose some of us around here are adults. I guess I technically am. I wish I could get this in Michigan. Last one that had been hiding in the fridge that I almost forgot about.

The Escape plan still does that "kinda", because random crits are still a thing.

Finally...

Some TF2 Youtuber squeakers care about, apparently.

Huh, somebody once again thought I was Red Robot on a casual server. I don't know why, other than I was shitting on a server full of bads as scout (I'm not even good). I don't even think I was using his loadout (Front Runner, GV Badge, Greybanns). I don't think I sound like him, lol. Edit: I think I'm like, 10 years older than him, and not even from anywhere near New Zealand. (classic midwestern non-accent) As an example, most people native to my area sound a lot like HeavyIsGPS (He's Norwegian, but that's the "non-accent" that I'm talking about, more or less).

As much as I hate airblast, this would make Pyro a guaranteed free kill again, instead of "a probable kill, unless he's actually good, then a probable suicide/kill" that he is now. Phlog Pyro = free +1 to my Strange RL.

Don't get a Sig P320.

Lol, so this just happened.

Well, now that you mention it, as a kid I grilled my hand really good on the top of a Kerosene heater, after I fell on it while roughhousing with my brother. That was also how I broke my pinky on the growth plate, too. For a fat guy who isn't all that active, I've got a lot of scars. I've even been in a couple of car accidents, too. (no injuries for either one)

I'm fine now, that was almost 10 years ago (I think, lost about half of that day to a concussion, too). Other highlights: Broken Collarbone (fell down the stars as a 2 year old) Broken Pinky finger (left hand, on the growth plate, I can't straighten my left pinky with the rest of my fingers anymore, not a big deal) Broken collarbone, again (skiing accident pre-highschool) Broken Leg (done while skiing, but not from a crash, I weight lifted in highschool and am a pretty big guy, my patella tendon pulled my leg apart at the growth plate because my thigh muscle was too strong for my leg. I was skiing a mogul run, hit one kind of funny, heard my leg pop, and went down :() Broken right pinky knuckle (this was a "boxer" type break, from hitting a solid object instead of the person whom had made me mad) Broken Left Elbow. (Motorized bicycle accident. I didn't put the bike together properly, and went down at speed when the engine moved in the bike frame, and locked up the chain, sending me over the bars got a nice concussion from that, too)

Here's my X-ray. No cast for it, but I do now have two 8 in titanium rods and some wire in there now. You think it sucks when you wack your "funny bone?" Now if I wack my left elbow there I pretty much have to stop whatever the fuck I'm doing for a few min due to the pain. :(

That's a good one! I broke my elbow once. Despite being a gaming enthusiast, I've got several neat surgery scars from when real "athletic" activity went wrong. :D

Behold, one of the best .gifs of all time!

Nothing got on me, but later in the ride I just slid the fuck off the back of the seat and ripped a nice hole in my left calf. 15 stitches later, and I got a sweet scar out of it. Even made my mom (who was a medical assistant at one time) a little green when I said "Hey, check this out!" as I showed her my exposed calf muscle twitch with no skin on it. :D I also found one wrapped up in a Honda Accord Exhaust manifold once when I used to wrench, that was pretty foul. Trapped between the exhaust manifold and front lower pipe and the block. :D

By "Very bloated" I mostly meant "been dead for at least a week in the summer sun"...

Did you know that swampbillies in the American South not only hunt Raccoon for food, but use their penis bone as a toothpick? Also, as a teenager I was out and about on my bike riding a local trail with a friend. We came across a very bloated racoon, and I tried to bunny hop it with my mountain bike. "Tried".

Oh, last month I left a pack of cheap cigars on the seat of my car, and left my windows down over night. A local Raccoon decided to flip my shit because they were Cherry flavored cheap cigars. He tore up my seat a little bit, opened up the pack of cigars, pulled one out, did not unwrap it. Pulled my coffee thermos out of my drivers side map pocket, pulled out a chamis from its container to look at it, found nothing that it really wanted, and then decided to fuck right off.

I killed one with a Mag Lite once. I also fucked up my car when I hit a huge one at around 100 mph one night while fucking around on some back roads near my parents house. Left a nice 20lb raccoon shaped dent in my plastic bumper and took out a fog light. :(

I feel like I'm the only spy in casual that doesn't use the DR, lol. I just wish that they wouldn't nerf the YER into the ground and call it a "buff". Would be nice if they would change all of the invis watches to have the same exponential sound falloff as the DR, too. At certain distances the DR is silent, while you can still pick out an IW or C&D decloak. Making all the watches silent if you aren't line of sight would be amazeballs (and possibly too good).

So close to fixing TF2...

It's not a price hike if the currency is worthless...

The ref "price hike" couldn't have anything to do with the fact that ref is constantly being created, while the actual monetary price for keys has always been $2.50 USD. Naw, that can't be it, must be greedy "traders" who "artificially" raised the price of keys to the point where they're at now. Sorry F2P's, but if you want a key, you will actually have to buy one with actual money now, not just wait for enough drops to craft enough metal to get one. Meanwhile, "ref inflation" hasn't hit the value of anything else, as craft hats are still 1.33 each. While creating your own hats is always a ref loser, you can just buy one key now and get every drop weapon, and get several items per class, so long as they are the "common" 1.33 hats.

In the same chair laughing at the same people who didn't understand basic economics when those same people flipped their shit when keys hit 20 ref.