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For those who know, no context is needed, for those who don't... Watch the Killstream on Stream.me.

I hope somebody drops this on me in standard just so that I can blast it with Mortify after I get my 5 2/2 zombies, lol.

Red/Black gets their own Assassin's Trophy, wew lad. Wish Mortify was better...

RIP Degenerate free casters. Didn't do all that well last week at FNM, but I did get to kill TWO Carnage Tyrants in one turn with a Detection Tower and two Cast Downs. That guy was NOT happy to see that, lol.

I put together an Esper Teferi deck. Went 3-1 with it last Friday. I'm an asshole, lol. The last guy I stalled out to win was pounding the table everytime I blasted a hexproof creature with a Cast down, using a Detection tower, haha.

Foglio art reminds me of the animated Hobbit movie.

Force of Will is basically Waifu, the Gathering. Also, I put Nexus of Fate in my current deck for the lulz, because I have them.

R E M O V E G O B L I N

And there goes all of my interest in ever playing, lol.

Lol, Izzet storm deck incoming.

Firesong and Sunspeaker might make it into a deck now...

Izzet is going to be so broken, lol. Also, my mill deck just go that much more obnoxious.

Lol wat. Destroy ANY permanent for a single green, black? And I was looking forward to standard being less fucked up with all of the sets rotating out, too. :( Also, Fatal Push, old busted, Assassin's Trophy, new hotness.

I have to admit, Force of Will's waifu game is certainly on point.

Went 2-2 again. Rip grixis control against my deck, lol.

Went 2-2 with the mill deck.

Looks like a deck with a playset of Nexus of Fate hit the pro tour... Hard. :D Wonder if they will ban it from standard, lol.

I put together a mill deck for the lulz, we'll see how it goes. :D

The Angels sideboard for my BU/WT

I'm casual as fuck, not even ashamed of it, lol. Plus, it isn't even legendary, so you can have 4 of them out. Activate one and that's FOUR 4/4 Angel tokens if it hits, and if Lyra is out with four of them for some reason, wew lad. Plus, since I'll be mostly white with a splash of blue, I'll still be running my Seal Aways and Settle the Wreckages. Edit: That combo would probably be pretty good in EDH, but I'm just firing from the hip here, as I'm not an EDH player. Plus, you can have Ugandan Knuckles there out to follow his queen Lyra, which then gets double strike.

Lol, you serious? CCCOMBO! Bring out Lyra, smash for 9 flying with life link, drop a 4/4 Angel token which then becomes a 5/5 with lifelink, dead next turn. :D

So yeah, Resplendent Angel... going to be picking up a few of those, holy shit.

I'll be picking up a few boxes of this, woo!

What do you mean that I've been playing too much Rust lately?

RIP Fallout, it was good while it lasted. Fallout 76 is everything wrong about Fallout 4, expanded into an online only multiplayer game. No thanks. The only good thing I can say about it is the setting seems really good.