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Ok, so in this first image, we have the reveal of some of the new fighters that I leaked in one of my earlier posts. And as promised, it looks like Pepsi-Man is here too! Along with this unexpected newcomer, we have the already very anticipated characters, Poliwrath and Pajama Sam! And it looks like Ashley from Warioware is here too, for some reason! Assist Trophy? Fighter? YOU DECIDE!

In this next image, my camera guy must have been a little excited because, DAMN, IS IT BLURRY! But holy moly, I can't say I blame him for his excitement, for this image seems to reveal Captain N the Game Master from the hit TV Series, Captain N the Game Master! In this photo he appears to be posed with Pit, but the other two are a little tough to make out. Perhaps they're Simon Belmont and Megaman, Captain N's other trusted allies?

Now this final image is what has got me really excited!  Not only does it seem to reveal Yarn Yoshi and Poochy, but it also confirms the all-new adventure mode we've all been dying to get! Yup, this is it: RIDLEY'S RAMPAGE! An all new adventure mode where the heroes of Smash must team up to defeat the greatest threat of all! AN EVEN BIGGER RIDLEY! This has gotta be the greatest leak of all time, as it confirms all the best things in one image!

     Once upon a time, Saxton Hale was down on his luck yet again. Mann Co. was running out of funds, you see. This got the gears in Hale’s head turning. “You know what they say, you can’t have funds without FUN! But what do the kids nowadays find fun? Hmm…” Hale looked over at his phone and called up his team of expert specialists, and within minutes the entire team of mercenaries had arrived at his house.

     Hale spoke. “Alright you big bumblin’ buncha buttfaces! Here’s the deal! I’m all outta money and I wanna make some more! So I need ideas!” Scout rose his hand. “GOOD IDEAS! What do kids these days like that’ll make me lots of money?” The mercs looked at eachother and began discussing their interests. After a quick talk group, the mercs were ready to give Hale an answer!

     Engineer, being the leader of the team, spoke on behalf of everybody, saying, “ Well, I’m really into The Itty Bitty Pony, and Sniper, well he’s into this thing called ‘anime’”.

     Sniper blushed and looked aside. “Well… I-i-it’s not like I like it or anything… W-wanka!!”

     Engineer and Sniper began to argue, so Demoman began speaking for the team instead. “Oi! I really like Star Combat, and I think Pyro said he likes video games! Medic watches this one show called ‘Spencer Galaxy’ that he won’t shut up about! Heavy likes ta’ eat *burp* and Soldier likes the superhero genre! Spy doesn’t really like anything… And Scout… well…”

     “I like the furry tiddies! Huhuhuhu!” Exclaimed Scout, unable to hold back his excitement anymore.

     Spy was disgusted by all their totally radical and trendy interests. “Ugh. You all disgust me with your totally radical and trendy interests...”

     Hale turned away from the group and began to silently think to himself… “Hmm. These guys are all sissified dorks… but I’m sure there are plenty of other sissified dorks out there who like the same garbage as them! Hehehe! I’ll be swimmin’ in big bucks!” Hale turned around and made an announcement to the team. “Alright. I’ve taken all your ideas into consideration and have decided that Mann Co. is going to be havin’ its first official Mann Con, where people from everywhere can get together and mingle, and more importantly, buy overpriced merchandise!”

     The mercs began to set up the convention building and the next week, Mann Con had officially began! People from all around the world attended this historic event, and this is where our update begins!!

Scout: Squirrel Boy!

     Scout’s new item set would be based off of the Furry Fandom! He’d get a new squirrely hood as a new hat, and a fursuit to wear as a misc!  He’d also get a new secondary called the Yiff Biscuit, which he can eat to restore his health and move at squirrely speed for a short time! He’d also have a Sandman reskin which allows him to bat acorns at his enemies. He’d have a new taunt where he gets down and dirty, and starts to yiff. Gross!

Soldier: Commander America!

     Soldier’s new item set would be based off of the Superhero Fandom! He’d get an awesome hat based off of the superhero, Commander America and a new super suit to wear! He’d also get a new secondary item… a shield that can protect him from all harm as long as its deployed! He’d also get a rocket launcher reskin adorned with the colors RED, WHITE, AND BLUE! In addition, he’d get a new taunt where he does the famous superhero landing.

Pyro: Metroid!

     Pyro’s new item set would be based off the titular character from the game Metroid! He’d get a new mask based off of Metroid’s helmet, and a body suit based off of Metroid’s suit. He’d get an all new flamethrower that shoots long range energy beams that deal massive damage, as well as a hot hand re-skin that allows him to bitch-slap people with his robotic arms. He’d have a new taunt where he can take his clothes off, becoming much more powerful (and sexy).

Demoman: Dark 'Sploder!

     Demoman would have an all new item set based off of the villain from Star Combat, the hit sci-fi trilogy! Dark Sploder would have an all new secondary called, “The Force” that allows him to fling his enemies around with the flick of his wrists as long as a sticky bomb detonates on them. (This would make lining up grenade shots a breeze!) He’d also have yet another Eyelander reskin, based off of a light saber! He’d have a taunt where he re-enacts a famous scene from the movie! Who’s your daddy? He is!

Heavy: Hungry Mann!

     Heavy only came to Mann Con to get some tasty food, so his item set would reflect that. Cosmetic 1 would be an olive hat, and cosmetic 2 would be a sandvich suit. He’d have a new melee that is a fork and knife, that restores quite a lot of health for landing a hit, and a sandvich reskin that’s a hot dog… or some other kind of food. His taunt would allow him to clutch his stomach and mutter about how he’s not feeling too well after eating all that food. And as a set bonus, he’d automatically initiate this taunt every now and then at random intervals.

Engineer: Ponygineer!

     Engineer’s set is based off the fanbase for the hit show, The Itty Bitty Pony! (Affectionately known as 'Brorses".) He’d be cosplaying as Happy Twinklehoof, the main character of the show! He’d have a unique pony head to wear, and a new hoof-tail combo! But Happy Twinklehoof  is also capable of flight! This would be reflected in his all new secondary weapon, which gives him the power of flight! Yeehaw! The sky is the only limit to his flying abilities! He also has a new wrench which allows him to build pony sentry guns that function exactly like regular sentry guns. Except they’ll enrage your victims even more. He’d have a new taunt where he can gallop around like a pony, leaving a rainbow sparkle trail in his hoofprints.

Medic: Crystal Gemedic!

     Medic would show up to the convention dressed as the main character from Spencer Galaxy! He’d have a cool little wig to wear, and a bright pink shirt with a star on it as a cosmetic. In the show, Spencer can heal people with beams from his special gemerald (located in his belly button), which would be reflected in his all new Medi Gun that also allows him to deploy a shield! He’d also have a crossbow reskin that allows him to shoot glassy shards of mass destruction and healing. He’d have a brand new taunt where he does a fusion dance with his weapon, temporarily becoming one with his melee!

Sniper: Sailor Moondy!

     Sniper would have an all new cosmetic based off of magical girl anime! (His favorite genre.) He’d come with a magical girl wig as one cosmetic, and a magical girl skirt as another! He’d gain an all new weapon… a magical girl staff as a melee weapon that allows him to blast his opponents with beams of magic. He’d also have a Jarate reskin, only the piss is replaced with a magical potion created from love and friendship. His all new taunt would allow him to strike the anime peace sign pose. (Is there a name for the pose? I dunno what it’s called!)

Spy: Himself!

     Spy’s a total bum who showed up NOT wearing cosplay. What a total loser. He’d get no new cosmetics or weapons. All he’d get is a taunt where he hammers a “No Fun Allowed” sign into the dirt.

Dixie Kong (Donkey Kong Country)

(Echoing Diddy Kong)

Starting off the list of likely Echo Fighters, we have Donkey Kong’s own Dixie Kong! She would, naturally, be an Echo of Diddy Kong because she’s a dumb monkey, just like him! Knowing this, we can expect to see Dixie Kong becoming a top-tier threat with her crazy Hah-Hoo combo game! Dixie Kong has a long history in the Donkey Kong series, and is therefore very worthy of bringing some much needed Donkey Kong love to the series. King K. Rool is also a possibility for a Donkey Kong rep, but he’s totally getting in 100%. So putting him on my list would be a waste of a spot.

DIXIE KONG: GOES BANANAS!!

Anna (Fire Emblem)

(Echoing Marth)

I’ve still never gotten around to playing a Fire Emblem game, but it doesn’t take much knowledge to know how great these guys are at finding their way into Smash Bros.. Looking at the evidence, it’s pretty clear we’ll be getting about eleven new Fire Emblem reps, give or take in this next game. The most likely of all, however, is Anna! She’s supposedly made plenty of appearances in Fire Emblem games, and if all goes well, she will make plenty of appearances in future Smash Bros. installments. Like Lucina, she’d be a very uninspired Marth clone, except she’d have a sweet spot on the center of her blade instead of the tip!

ANNA: TAKES CENTER STAGE!!

Medusa (Kid Icarus)

(Echoing Palutena)

One thing I realized in my years of Smash Bros. is that we really need more snakes, because all we have now is Lucas and he’s a total loser, and Solid Snake, but he isn't really a snake. (Yes, I still like snakes!!) It’s clear that Daddy Sakurai is aware of this problem, and thanks to his Kid Icarus bias, the wicked and hideous Medusa seems like a shoe-in for a new Echo Fighter, echoing none other than the previous hottest character, Palutena! She may be an Echo of Palutena, but you can expect to see her leaps and bounds higher than Palutena on the tier list, simply because she is actually capable of fighting, using her snakey hair and stoney stare! Perhaps she could even make use of Palutena’s old custom moves??

MEDUSA: MAKES THE COMPETITION ROCK HARD!!

Snoopy (The Peanuts)

(Echoing Duck Hunt)

Next up, we have good ol’ Snoopy, Echoing perhaps the most hated character in all of gaming, Duck Hunt! Snoopy will play the role of the dog, while Woodstock will play the role of the duck. As we all know, Snoopy is very beloved character, and has made a few Nintendo appearances such as in Snoopy Tennis, Snoopy Concert, Snoopy’s Grand Adventure, and Snoopy’s Silly Sports Spectacular! These gaming hits makes Snoopy a very plausible, if not guaranteed addition! If Snoopy were to become playable, then Duck Hunt’s unique playstyle and development time will certainly not go to waste as it did in Smash 4. No one likes Duck Hunt. But we all like Snoopy, that's for sure!

SNOOPY: SNOOPS INTO BATTLE!!

BB-8 (Star Wars)

(Echoing R.O.B.)

BB-8 is a very special character, and while he doesn’t hold much relevance in Nintendo’s history, BB-8 is the only thing in the new Star Wars movies people can actually agree is good. I mean, just look at him! He’s the cutest little dude I ever laid eyes on! BB-8 is also a good choice for Smash in the fact that he will get the new Star Wars movies some more attention with fans of the character R.O.B., because after the flop that was Han Solo, Star Wars needs all the help it can get… Disney, being the powerhouse it is, is sure to find a way to get BB-8 in Smash Bros as the second advertisement character the franchise has seen! (After Corrin.)

BB-8: IS BB-GREAT!!

Gru (Despicable Me)

(Echoing Olimar)

I’ve once said that a Minion was the most likely character for Smash, but with the announcement of Echo Fighters, it became clear to me (and everyone else) that GRU would be a playable character, echoing Olimar! Gru would take the role as Olimar, and would be able to pluck Minions out of the ground and use them for combat! He’d differ a bit from Olimar, however, as he uses his gadgets as a means of attacking rather than Olimar’s wimpy-ass punches and twirls. His Final Smash would be quite similar, as the Minions shall construct a rocket so he can steal the moon! Gru is a totally likely addition, because as I’ve said, Nintendo and Universal are practically best friends now, and we can expect some sweet Nintendo attractions at a Universal Studios near you in the future, as well as some Universal characters in Smash!

GRU: ASSEMBLES THE MINIONS!!

Lillie and Nebby (Pokemon)

(Echoing Rosalina and Luma)

Pokemon Sun and Moon is in real need of some representation, and it would seem that Lillie and Nebby are major players in the story of the game! Lillie may not be a fan of Pokemon battles, but she sure does like to duke it out on the field of Smash Bros.! She would of course take the role of Rosalina, directing her Nebby around as her puppet. I am not at all a fan of Rosalina in terms of character or game design, but I think that this all new Echo Fighter is exactly what I need to become accustomed to Rosalina's playstyle! For her final Smash, Nebby evolves into Solgaleo or Lunala (depending on time of day) who will then vaporize the battlefield with their mighty power!

LILLIE AND NEBBY: HAVE THIS ONE IN THE BAG!!

Sans (Undertale)

(Echoing Ness)

As we all know, Undertale was pretty big during its glory days, and with a Switch port coming eventually it’s clear as day that somebody from that game will make it into Smash Bros.! And who better to represent the success of Undertale than every kids’ favorite, Sans?! Sans would play as an Echo to Ness, which makes sense because Ness is his true identity! Some of Ness’s magic would be replaced with Skeleton Boney-o Magic, of course, but they’d be basically exactly the same. His final smash would be offering his opponents a great big skele-bear hug, only to DUNK THEM instead.

SANS: TAKES A DUNK ON THE COMPETITION!!

Putt-Putt (Putt-Putt Series)

(Echoing Bowser Jr.)

This is a bit of an oddball choice, but it is my firm belief (also fact) that Putt-Putt and his dog Pep will make a playable appearance! While Putt-Putt never made a real appearance on a Nintendo platform, his friends Pajama Sam, Spy Fox, and Freddi Fish have all made appearances on the Wii! In fact, it’s quite likely we’ll be seeing those three be added as Echo Fighters themselves! (Mario, Fox, and Ridley respectively.) Putt-Putt of course will be the Jr. Clown Car, capable of punching and using wrecking balls (his antenna), while Pep makes use of a hammer to wallop opponents! This Echo Fighter is truly the third-party rep we deserve! He would of course have to receive a redesign so he better fits the animations of the Jr. Clown Car...

PUTT-PUTT: JOINS THE PARADE!!

Thing 1 and Thing 2 (The Cat in the Hat)

(Echoing Ice Climbers)

With these echo reps
you will see something new.
Two things.  Two Fighters.
Thing One and Thing Two!
These Things will not bite you,
they want to have fun.
Then, into Smash Bros.
came Thing Two and Thing One!

These all new fighters will make use of the Ice Climbers’ gimmick, being that they are a wacky tag team. They’ll play just like the Ice Climbers, wielding hammers and smacking ice blocks (fish bowls) your way. However, they come with a unique twist! Things One and Two do the opposite of what you tell them to! So when you try to use a regular Up B / Recovery move, they will do a down aerial instead! They’re a difficult bunch to master, but they’ll be well worth it, as they’ll be top tier for sure!

HERE COMES SOMETHING NEW: THING ONE AND THING TWO!!

Captain Toad (Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker)

We’ve seen a lot of things in Smash Ultimate, but one thing that HASN’T been spotted was the famed treasure tracker of legend! I know what you’re thinking, Toad got more moves in Peach’s moveset, but Toad isn’t CAPTAIN Toad, now is he? Not to mention that Toad has been a Mario staple since the beginning, making him far more deserving of a Smash slot than, say, Rosalina, Daisy, or Waluigi. Captain Toad has plenty of potential, utilizing the many tools in his pack to annihilate the competition. Despite his inability to jump in his home game, Captain Toad in Smash will bring the hops, because as always, he’s the best.

CAPTAIN TOAD: JUMPS INTO THE FRAY!!

Viridi (Kid Icarus)

The Smash series has plenty of waifus, but there isn’t much to cater to lolifags such as myself! Enter Viridi, who manages to be perfectly legal while at the same time having all the appeal of a child! This isn’t the only reason she’d be in of course, as the combination of a nature based moveset and Sakurai bias is sure to make her a lock for the next game! Her wild variety of attacks would be conjuring up plants and such to do her bidding! Quite interesting, indeed! She could also utilize irritating voice, making her taunts some of the most effective ones in the game for sure. Like Medusa, Viridi could also utilize a couple of Palutena's unused moves. Only due to her smaller stature, a lot of her other moves and hitboxes would need readjustments, making her more unique!

VIRIDI: NATURE CALLS FORTH!!

Scout (Team Fortress 2)

Is it…could it be…TF2’s very own SCOUT!? Why, it is! Now, you may be wondering why Scout would get in over Heavy or Soldier. And the answer to that is quite simple. Scout can double jump, which has always been a Smash Bros. staple! Scout’d have plenty of moveset potential as well, utilizing all of his wacky weapons such as the Force a Nature, the Sandman, and Bonk to combat some of Nintendo’s biggest all-stars! Huhuhu, this is a character I can’t wait to see revealed! For his final smash, he becomes Bonk Boy, which allows him to unleash the ultimate attack! Alts would, of course, allow him to switch between RED and BLU and put on different fan-favorite hats, such as a lime green tossle cap, or a bright pink tossle cap.

SCOUT: NEEDS A DISPENSER HERE!!

Spike (Super Mario Bros.)

This cute little guy makes it on the  list due to his popularity in recent titles, such as Mario Party and the up and the all new Mario Tennis Aces! With a good balance of speed and power, Spike can easily keep up with the best Smash has to offer. With the ability to spit up a variety of throwable projectiles, he offers a unique zoning game the likes of which this series hasn’t seen! He also isn’t a slouch in close quarters either, capable of wielding large spiky pillars Spike can rack the damage up real quick and KO even quicker! Learn the match-up, 'cause he's gonna become a favorite pick amongst the online crowd for his unrivaled spam game! 

SPIKE: CHUCKS INTO THE COMPETITION!!

Guzma (Pokemon)

Pokemon has always had a new rep added with every Smash game, so it only stands to reason that we’ll be getting a new one this time around too to represent Generation 7. Why Guzma over a popular Pokemon like Decidueye you ask? One: Decidueye is OVERRATED TRASH. Two: Guzma’s the best Pokemon has to offer. With his thuggish brawling combat style, his many Pokemon support options, and the loyal grunts of Team Skull, Guzma has several options to destroy the competition! He’d be able to summon his Pokemon with his special moves, while his standard A attacks would utilize his gangster punches… And if he gets a hold of a Smash Ball…hoo boy, his whole gang’s gonna arrive and mess you up with the ultimate Z-Move!

DESTRUCTION IN HUMAN FORM, IT’S YOUR’ BOY: GUZMA!!

Kogasa (Touhou Project)

We all know a Touhou character is going to get in with all the new Touhou Switch releases nobody asked for. But with around 200 characters, there’s no telling which one will make it! But I KNOW who’ll make it… It may surprise you, but Kogasa is up and away the most likely, what with her cute design and cute umbrella, both of which are certainly appealing to all audiences! But if she’s not your type, worry not, for alts based on fellow umbrella wielders Yuuka and Yukari exist, as well as some other popular Touhou Picks, such as Minoriko and Parsee! Reimu won’t make it as an alt because she’s way less interesting than all the other characters Touhou has to offer.

SURPRISE: IT’S KOGASA!!

Ralph (Wreck-it-Ralph)

Here’s a reveal that’s sure to break the Internet! Armed with Sweet Seekers, Cherry Bombs, and his own two fists, Ralph’s got everything he needs to wreck the competition! He can also utilize his best friend, Vanellope Von Shweetz to come to his aid in her kool kandy kart! His reveal trailer will play out something like this…: After another day at the Bad Guy Help Class, Ralph’s good friend Bowser invited him over to play some Smash. While Ralph was ecstatic, his feeble mind couldn’t grasp just what this meant. No longer shall Ralph be held down by his meager arcade game, for he has set his sights higher. Do you know what this means…?

RALPH: GOES TURBO!!

Professor WIllow (Pokemon: GO!)

With Pokemon: Let’s Go, Pikachu! and Pokemon: Let’s Go, Eevee! on the horizon, it’s clear that Game Freak intends on milking the everloving shit out of their hit mobile app Pokemon GO! What better way to do so then to squeeze the game’s very own Professor Willow into Smash? While Willow may not have access to conventional Pokemon techniques, he has several Pokeballs that he can throw and curve in a variety of angles for bonus damage! Not only that, once Willow uses his Final Smash, any unfortunate soul caught inside shall be ground up into candy like all those poor Pidgeys. Step aside Ganondorf, there’s a new King of Evil in town!

POKEMON LET’S GO: PROFESSOR WILLOW!!

Godzilla (Godzilla)

With Ridley’s inclusion in Ultimate, one thing is clear: there’s no such thing as ‘too big for Smash!’ So, let’s go with the logical extreme and add film’s biggest star (literally) Godzilla! What Godzilla lacks in speed, he makes up for with pure power! In fact, Godzilla’s mere presence cuts the speed of all fighters, his immense size lagging the game beyond comprehension! With his unique game-breaking abilities, Godzilla’s sure to become a top tier threat, giving plenty of time to react to all of those tryhard speedster characters and destroying them with one mighty blow!

GODZILLA: SIZE DOESN’T MATTER!!

Poochy (Yoshi’s Island)

Since the days of Smash’s humble beginnings, people have complained about the lack of representation in their favored franchise. It’s always “Boohoo, Metroid this” or “Wah wah, DK that”, but in the shadows, one has been ignored. That one is none other than Yoshi, who since his original debut in the series remains the only representative for Yoshi’s Island. However, that all changes in Ultimate, with Yoshi’s trusted sidekick Poochy finally joining him in the great battle! Staying faithful to his home series, Poochy is extremely difficult to control, likely getting you killed with his antics. We can all forgive him though, because he’s just so cute. He’d have unique attacks from the Yoshi’s Island series, such as spitting watermelon seeds, fire breath, and turning into a helicopter. Remember…

POOCHY: AIN’T STUPID!!