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​fuckin alex got lucky and crafted both tobdog and the Papyrus Spaghetti bg in three tries The best I got was the Sans bg and an undyne emoticon in five. I'll probably be able to shift my dupe emoticons and bgs for profit tomorrow tho.

So I finally managed to get my Speech in Skyrim to 100 so now every merchant in the land has +1000 gold. I took the opportunity to empty out my fucking tardis "deal with later" cupboard and am sitting on 430k gold. My goal is to become a millionaire.

THEY NEVER LEARN

I had a dream last night that it was illegal to buy lemons if you were under a certain height. They enforced this by making stores display lemons in baskets hanging from the ceiling. Now this was not a problem for me, but a short guy asked me to buy a lemon for him in exchange for money. I agreed but when I bought the lemon I decided to turn on him so I crushed it in my hand in the middle of the store and told everyone his plan. Then the fucker tore his head off revealing a giant lime for a head and cursed me out for not following his plan.

Yeah she really does look and act like Vriska with a pair of gills slapped on. Except not like total trash and a real hero.

Whenever we get bored in L4D nitz and I usually end up writing "MEME" on the wall with assault rifles

took u three days to come up with a responserino mate ;)

​wauw even not webms

​ahaha holy shit you showed me the alpha male one but not the others how much did that thing cost; I'm not sure if it's horrible or brilliant

You're commenting on old screenshots for a few people including Marcus. It's the new epic meme and I don't find it too epic xd

Figured I'd move everything here since we're all clogging TIAMG

​You know, you actually the worst kind of monster by doing this. Flowey tells you that you earned your 'good ending', so leave them alone and never play the game again, as reseting it will make all that happiness go back to zero. But no, your morbid curiosity wants to see what will happen if you butcher them. You WANT to see the other path. Yet, you are so worried about your 'progress' and 'good ending' that you will trick the game just to be able to feel good. But a lot of characters remember what you did, so you have to go even further to trick it. For that, my psychopath friend, you are the worst kind of scum to walk in this Earth. I hope you enjoyed the 'other path', because for them, they had no choice. Wauw Honestly I've all ready justified this bullshit to myself so like hell I'm gonna make the effort to justify it to you. At least I had the guts to do it myself and not just watch or read about it like sans said others were doing, and as a practical god of this world I completely removed those events from existence. They literally never happened. But I guess all the research you did on the game after shitting around about the release date trailer allows you to be the perfect judge here

I actually just beat sans and reset before finishing. That's good enough for me

no fuck you I'll be an autist and have myself believe it's non-canon

Well I finished the True Pacifist in Undertale. Now I'm gonna pirate it and do the genocide run on that so I don't have to do anything but pacifist runs on my actual copy.

tfw you settle your quarry

Papyrus pls

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oh my god I have encountered Lesser Dog ahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Similarly, I just started thanks to Silent getting it for me as an early birthday present (ty Alex luv u bby :3333333). Toriel asked me to wait in a room so I have been for about twenty minutes and a dog stole her cellphone.

Lina is better sister but best girl is Death Prophet.

too bad, you have to marry the hobo now

​jesus fuck it's an hour and five minutes before my classes start and you spooked me. Daylight savings doesn't end until November 1st