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got the Disruptor one and gave it to Bin.

Well, the policeman I reported it to seemed very on the mark with how this shit goes down, which seems common given it's a campus. Sadly I don't have the ID number for the bike, but the perp left the lock there after cutting it, and they say they analyze the cut to get more info. Plus it had some very distinct mechanical issues so it's easy to see if they took it in to get fixed or sold. I hope I get it back.

words really can't express how much I wanna put my wiener in furisode girl blossom

Watching Birdemic in one sitting was the best decision I've ever made.

someone stole my bike cut right through the lock and everything

All right, I think since I don't have any plans to show it off any time soon I'm gonna go a bit more all-out with my Jacket cosplay. Gonna try to get a toy Mac-10 and paint it like Jacket's Piece, in addition to getting a tape recorder and putting his Payday lines onto it.

ahahaha what the fuck

picking anyone other than Danny Glover is a sin

r u ready???

finally stealthed Big Bank solo I just killed every roamer in the lobby out of frustration and left with 4 bags I don't even care at this point, just happy I got it done.

of course he wasn't gonna give us Strider bros right away.

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powered by shitty ramen, hot chocolate, and Jojo, I have chosen to clean my room fully and do laundry at 3 AM wish me luck

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God damn I am in love with the Alesso Heist. +Great Aesthetic. The lights everywhere and repetition of Alesso's symbols and logos are cool. +Cool map design. It can be labrynthine at first, but I got it down pat after two playthroughs. +Cool music, for a non-Viklund piece +cool concepts and prodedures. Masking explosion noises with a concert's pyro show? Escaping in a crate held by Bile? Making fools of Gensec by immediately cutting through the bottom of a drill-resistant safe? Fuckin awesome, man. Feels like a PD:TH heist. +Insane amounts of cops. I'm talking even more than The Diamond. This is fucking nuts. -Stelf is seemingly hard as balls. Loads of civs. -Driving was definitely forced here, but it's not too prevalent. You just use the forklift as a stepping stool. -Weapon and cosmetics are meh to ok. I love the concertgoer masks Probably the best heist since Hotline Miami. Speaking of, some anon in /pdg/ thought up some HM2-inspired masks. those fucking descriptions

if only puns could make the swelling go down.

Alesso Day 1 is up. I'm actually pretty hyped.

I had a dream last night that I was shipwrecked on an island with a bunch of my colleagues from some job that was srs bznz. Then I helped a friend apply for the FBI.

New soundtrack revealed, it's a remix of Genesis 22:10. Really feels like the original's OST. I like it. based on the other hints and song titles, I think we're gonna be fighting God or Jesus. It mentions a flood, empty heads, and Christmas. Guy suggested a 3-stage boss featuring the holy trinity.

there was a bee hiding on the handle of my laundry basket and it stung me. Sneaky fucker.

That's a lot better, thanks Binary.