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  1. Huff

    The Binding of Isaac

    alright, i give up im using SAM for Meat Boy and Bandage Girl just had a run with a perfect setup to infintely use Monster Manual, but it was ruined because apparently 9volt and sharp Plug fuck each other over for some arbitrary-ass reason then just after I had a Book of Revelations run that gave me my first double trouble boss fight in weeks this is arbitrary luck-based bullshit and I legitimately hate Edmund right now, I hope he fucks off
  2. burn all anime

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      chinese cartoons?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I feel like there's a better way to destroy anime

      BDs don't burn as well as you think

  3. I had fun at my prom. I skipped it my senior year though.
  4. There was a place right outside of the housing base I lived on that looked exactly like this alley. You had to walk through it to get to the train station and there was a coop of pigeons on the way.
  5. Huff

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    iirc L4D was originally a Counter-Strike mod rather than a HL2 one. But yeah they really do kinda move in and choose certain concepts that they like to pay attention to.
  6. Almost as big a memer as Marcus.
  7. Anyone up for a little MvM with me and Comeau?

  8. I somehow managed to reset my Kindle to factory settings while it was in my pocket. All I really lost was some art and good porn but I can refind that.
  9. Huff

    ITT We Appreciate Good Video Game Music

    So apparently Crash Twinsanity had this balling soundtrack that was hidden from everyone.
  10. the fucking denny's tumblr, man
  11. Huff

    Homestuck

    I think the last bit was Vriska goading Dirk into prototyping AR alongside the Equius torso she was holding. P cute update anyway. I guess Fatjane and elf trollears are even more canon. So from what I gathered -No more drunk Rose -Rosemary broken up? I dunno, that bit was vague. -Terezi doesn't spades Gamzee any more -Tavrosprite is a thing. ​Yeah, it's nice to see Kanaya alive and well again, isn't it?
  12. Huff

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    excuse u
  13. Huff

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Far less boobs than nurse, Egyptian, and performer. Not to say they aren't great too but hips zombie is best. And more hips than boobs.
  14. Huff

    Homestuck

    So I guess Scratch really WAS Rose's creepy uncle.
  15. Huff

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Undercrediting the game, don'tcha think? ​boobs Best character is a B cup though.
  16. Huff

    Pony Discussion

    I like that cover.
  17. Huff

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    I have to force myself to leave the gnome behind whenever I play Episode 2 now.
  18. The SPUFiest Place on Earth A spiritual sequel to >Senior Prom Users Forums Map: Prolouge Ian clicked the phone's receiver back onto its dock. That last transaction had been a bit expensive, but he felt that they'd deserved it. They weren't the most couth set of forumgoers, but if they needed anything, it was a vacation, especially since Hertz had accidentally set the SubSPUF mansion of fire last week. Poor Paero had been sleeping under the stars since his roof burned down. In any case, he'd somehow managed to pay for it. That somehow being the emptied larder of Bluz's bank account. Hopefully he'd be able to sleep off the bruises. Ian took another look at the flyer in front of him. Not really any use in doing so, seeing as he'd just taken the deal it advertised, but it looked nice, he guessed. "Rent Anaheim Disneyland! Great for church groups, graduating classes, or a bunch of dickweed forumgoers! Rate: 30,000 reputation points/night." Yeah, nothing could go wrong, Ian thought to himself. It was the happiest place on Earth after all.
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    The SPUFiest Place on Earth

    so the fight would be over and everyone would prepare to head home, fondly looking back on the night and the property damage they caused, prompting a Senior Prom Users' Forumesque epilogue. Huff, Cube, and Corv would retire to a nearby hotel to chill out, regain their senses, and play some vidya or something while having turns snuggling Gaston. The Four Kings would go get into their car and drive home with newfound respect for each other. Skye would spend his time in the Void torturing Brain for eternity with song and dance. Pan, Witty, and Jordax would not be done here. They'd go out and find more drink to imbibe in. XY would be pulled along by Raz towards another foolhardy exercise. Perhaps breaking into J-Lo's mansion. Medic and Gig would finish up the evening with Grand Slams and coffee in a local Denny's. They would have a lot to clean up and their night was just getting started. Cell and Stamda would mourn their pirate crew and give them proper burials. Then they'd pack up and go back to their hotel, greeting Huff, Cube, and Corv on the way. The admins would sigh in relief that the great evil was destroyed. Then they'd get ready to repair the park for the next morning's patrons. The end would focus on the only ones left in the park, Guy, Wulff, and Silent. Guy would finally be asleep and Silent and Wulff would round up the story by commenting on the magic of fantasy, how beautiful the park looked from their vantage point of still being trapped atop Splash Mountain, and other cheesy shit like that. Guy would sleep soundly. THE END.
  20. Huff

    The SPUFiest Place on Earth

    By this time, Downtown Disney is a fucking wreck from the Four Kings, as I dubbed them, warring. All three would have equal shares of the businesses and would be fighting for the last available tiebreaker: a small popcorn stand in the middle of the place. In any case, the four would be broken out of their fantasies by the calls of Witty, Pan, and Jordax telling them to get their asses on the giant glowing train of fuckdeath. They would, and they were to speed out towards the entrance to Downtown Disney. With a crash, they were to break through the Fourth Wall in a cacophony of showtunes and neon lights and then speed just as quickly into the entrance of Disneyland proper, astounding Medic and Gigolo. Gigolo would cop a feel while Medic was dumbfounded. Also Xytwo and Raz would trail behind the train on a gold cart or something. Anyway, Pan would yell for Witty and Jordax to jump off of the train and meet up with Raz and XY, who would then explain Pan's plan. The four would follow this plan: to free all of their trapped friends around the park- e.g. Cell, Stamda, Huff, Cube, Corv, etc, and meet up in the French Quarter to do battle with Brain/Maleficent. They'd gather as many weapons and costumes as they could drom the gift shops, bring Gaston along, and free the Pirate Kings and their animatronic army and lead them to the French Quarter. I guess the make-believe weapons and costumes would hurt the big bad more??? Imagination or whatever I dunno fuck. While the small band would be fighting Brain, Pan and the Four Kings rode around the park to the four trains of the Park. He would drop off one King with each train and superpower the train like the Electric Parade's float, leaving it to circle the Disneyland Express' track at high speeds until the time was right. Rynjin would get the Disneyland Express, Doop would be the conductor of Casey JR, Bern would receive the Jolly Trolley from Toontown, and Moby would be in charge of the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad in Frontierland. the Four Kings would build up momentum on the Disneyland Express' tracks as Pan rode to back up the forces in the French Quarter. They'd be on the edge of defeat anyway. They'd have weakened Brain/Mal, but she'd be like 20 seconds from killing them when Pan would show up, give the signal, and have the Four Kings rush their trains to the French Quarter to form a giant train mech. The Trolley and Casey JR would be the legs, the BTMR and Disneyland Express forming the torso and arms, and the Electric Parade train forming the head. The trainmech and Mal/Brain would fight for a while in a cool manner until the baddie was nearly down. At that moment, though, Verumae would show up and power them up for a final devastating attack of some sort, which would head RIGHT FOR THE TRAINMECH OH NO. However, Skye would be heading toward the French Quarter in his delirium at that point, willing to die after feeling the pain of existing with the Dark Ones' curse on him. He'd see the GIANT SPECIAL ATTACK and realize it was his way out. He'd jump in front of it and seal both it and himself inside the Void or whatever. This would dumbfound the big bad and allow Pan and the Kings to launch a final attack by powering up with the fuckin magic latent in the park or some shit and punch Brain to kingdown come.
  21. Huff

    The SPUFiest Place on Earth

    As Jordax, Witty, and Pan discover the passageway, they were to receive a call from the park's remaining security, Binary, Rammite, and tsc. They were calling to inform the three that they suspected the surge was a hostile event, and that they now relied on the three drunkards to investigate it. the underground passage was a large experimental lab full of spooky experiments and Walt clones and the three were to have shenanigans there. Outside of the park, police were to gather, with Medic being the chief of the force. They'd gradually try to break through the Fourth Wall to help those inside, but would not succeed. Eventually Gigolo would show up as an FBI admin and bring his forces with him. He and Medic would stand off to the side and observe their men try to break in while Gig would try to chat Medic up. Anyway, at this point, the threat posed by the surge would become apparent. The bandit would reveal himself to be Verumae working on behalf of the dark mage DrEvilBrain. Their goal was to harness the residual energy left in Disneyland by decades of visitors to power up Brain to Lichdom or something like that. Anyway, Brain would start to absorb power or something on Tom Sawyer Island and a shaft of light or something would appear over it, alerting everyone that something was happening. Anyway, the drunks would reach the other end of the lab and come out in California Adventure near the Pier. The admins would inform them that they really needed to get going and reach the secret weapon, but, as luck would have it, the wine festival would be going on, making the three waste even more time by getting even further sloshed. By that time, DrEvilBrain would begin the countdown to his ascension and broadcast his plans over the park's loudspeakers and televisions. It was then that the twist would occur. The scheduled final showing of Fantasmic was to start at that moment. The projection would somehow mix with the energy/magic/whatever and either summon Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty or transform Brain into her dragon form. Cut me a break it's bullshit stupid fanfic. Anyway, everyone in the park would realize the crisis and things would become more serious from then on out. So the drunks finally reach the shed with the "secret weapon" and it turns out to the the train from the Electric Parade. Pan's eyes were to widen as he realized the potential of the machine and told the admins to leave it to him. The three were to get the train running. But it's a fucking parade float it runs slowly jesus what did they expect. So Witty gets an idea to make it an actual threat and calls up Raz and Xy, telling them to set up a kind of Back to the Future scenario to power the train up. The Tower of Terror was to actually be struck by lightning or some bullshit, so Raz and Xy set up a powerline and boosted the train as it passed the tower. This causes the train to go FAST AS ALL FUCK (electricity does FUCKING EVERYTHING in this story), and the three ride it towards the hotel that borders California Adventure and Downtown Disney.
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