Huff

Alright, so I guess I'll just go by character groups first, then the big plot. Basically what happened is that the bandit redirected Anaheim's power flow into his hideout in the basement of the Haunted Mansion to fulfill some purpose (will describe it in a bit), but ended up with even more than he needed to complete the job. Of course, this made a bunch of stupid shit happen for plot purposes. Most rides were either made to trap the "carts" in place, like what would have happened to Splash Mountain, while others continued to operate, like It's a Small World and Pirates. This is a fucking stupid AU, so I made Disneyland mostly automated so as to eliminate staff from the equation. Don't question it. The electricity burst also did a bunch of other fucking retarded shit. The Fourth Wall is a gigantic wall that circles the perimiter of Disneyland, Downtown Disney, and California adventure. Ok, so anyway. Huff, Cube, and Corvette are stuck inside of a row of shops on Main Street. For those of you that haven't been there, the shops are connected on the inside, so one can travel the length of Main Street just passing from store to store inside. The electricity surge causes the front entrances of all of these shops to slam shut and lock, however, trapping them. For the first part of the story the three dick around with the products in the gift shops and annoy each other. Eventually mania starts to set in as the three fight for the affections of a painting of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. Skye is locked into his boat in It's a Small World as the surge hits. We were to check up on him frequently for short moments, seeing his mind slip from hearing the song on repeat for hours and seeing noting but multiethnic animatronics. eventually, he was to sign a pact with The Dark Ones residing in the ride to free him from his prison at the cost of what little sanity he had left. Cell and Stamda had one of my favorite parts. The surge would have caused the animatronic pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean to come to life and begin fighting and pirating for real. Cell and Stam were to fight the pirates, gain their respect, and become their leaders. Then they were to feast on the food of the Blue Bayou. XYTWO (rip) and Raz were going to simply explore the Tower of Terror for any supernatural happenings and come up empty-handed. A pretty simple part, but they become more important later on. Jordax, Pan, and Witty were to be the most important characters, arguably. Following Witty's discovery, they were going to break into Club 33 and imbibe in all of the alcohol there, gettinmg very tipsy. In the process, they were to find a hidden passageway hidden in the club that lead underneath the park. More on that later. Guy, Silent, and Wulff's part was simple. Their cart on Splash Mountain was to get stuck right at the apex of the big drop. They were gonna spend the entire story fucking around with Guy as he freaked out. And lastly, Rynjin, Bern, Doop, and Moby made the best of their time by having a competition of who could take over the entirety of Downtown Disney first. They each would start out with one business to their own and would have to capture new ones to proceed. Ryn was to have the Rainforest Cafe, Bern the Hagen-Daaz store, Doop the Disney Store, and Moby the Build-a-Bear Workshop. Anyway, this is where things hit their high point.

I was reminded of this by my recent Disneyland kick but in o fucking way am I gonna finish it. Anyone interested in me just writing a summary of what I planned instead?

not lying, I'd still that frumpy kanaya

Hmm, I thought I'd gotten more socially conservative since I last took this.

​Is that supposed to be some sort of rhino-baymax hybrid? ​what are they teaching people today

another cute thing

Been meaning to listen to the Sm4sh soundtrack. I think this is my favorite alongside Balloon Trip

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Ross Scott does some of the commentary which is good enough for me.

​ Yeah I guess in retrospect that futa horsecock​ screensaver was a bit alienating. They do that sometimes. B uilding any sort of friendship with your roommates is a waste of time. Yeah I guess. But ill miss that peanut butter slurping bastard.

my roomate just up and moved out I'm confuse

this is cute

oh my god half of Gamzee got sucked into Lil Cal with Caliborn and ARquiusprite. The clown never fucking goes down.

Um The biggest issues would mostly be not knowing how to hotwire and pilot various vehicles i guess. Also if it was a rapture thing, roads might be impassable. One would have to find a jeep or other off-road vehicle.

I was able to approve one earlier, I thought.

I would love to explore and easily tour the cities of the world, but that wouldn't be feasible, probably.

new music for Afterbirth

Shit, with this 41.3% discount in the store, I'm seriously considering getting either a few posters, a Hope hoodie, or book three.

Ok that is true.

The only romance I had/have planned for it is heterosexual, sorry :c

Getting back into the game.

I lost all my notes, though :(

I should continue SPUFiest Place on Earth