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Man, Tomodaxhi Life is more enjoyable than it should be. Lysias and Hinata keep pumping kids out. Their son was meh so I sent him to travel but they just had a qt daughter.

If all these cute girls dying means we get to see said cute girls act cute together then fuck, kill 'em all.

what the fug

Well crime ain't pretty.

God I forgot how fucking infuriating other people make video games. Just fought a dick who did absolutely nothing but roll and attack after rolling. What the fuck is one supposed to do against a Duck Hunt playing like that? I think I'm already done with For Glory.

Had another dream. I remember only sparse bits, but I remember being at a school in which every student there was "that kid", be it the douchey or weird variety. The school was surrounded constantly by pouring rain that smelled of manure. I eventually escaped and hitchhiked my way home. For some reason, though, I was carrying a rattlesnake with me and some woman in the car I was riding in freaked out and didn't let me dispose of it correctly and it bit us both. Woke up after that.

I figure it's worth dumping the deets of my Tomodachi Life island. Married couples: Lysias Fachtna (SPUFurb) and Hinata Hyuga (Naruto) Emily Roots and Seth Bright (SPUFurb) B^U and Wii Fit Trainer Gary Jones (SPUFurb) and Samus Aran Karl Pilkington and Kanaya Maryam (homosuck) Pairs: Adolf Hitler and Cerebella (Skullgirls) Trucy Wright (Ace Attorney) and Dallas (Payday) Panty (Panty and Stocking) and Godot (Ace Attorney) George (Paperman) and Audrey Hepburn Sissel (Ghost Trick) and Tina Foyle (SPUFurb) Everyone fucking loves Seth, Audrey, Hitler, and B^U. No one likes Ganondorf and Professir Layton. And I surrounded my apartment with waifus and they're all taken except for Meg. Squigly broke up with me. Anyone else I should throw into the mix?

I wish for Dan and Jon grumps every day.

tfw we will never play as Noah Tim Portant.

Looks pretty cool, honestly. Her suit looks great and the perk deck sounds neato frito.

Just woke up from one that was set up like it was a new Disney movie. It was really colorful and used the same animation style as Paperman and the new short that came with Big Hero 6, where they draw over 3D animation. Anyway, the intro featured the life of a woman and a man together. The woman was a master chef, able to create wonderous deserts and meals of surprising beauty. The man, on the other hand, was a skilled balloon artist and he sold houses and objects made out of balloons. Of course these two perfect dinguses (the woman was a real qt and the dude looked just the part of a 50's father) got together, lived their lives, and eventually had a kid who they named Lady Lasagna. I think they were interested in which parent's talent she was going to inherit, but soon after the mother died and the father ignored everyone else in grief until he died of a broken heart. So Lady is raised by her kind but unlucky uncle. She looks very plain with brown hair and glasses, unlike her glamorous parents. In any case, by the time she's 20ish and living on her own, she has no idea what to do with her life and everyone's expecting her to pick up a spatula or balloon and do wonders with it, but she doesn't have either of her parents' skills. The dream ended there but you can see where the plot was going. The art style really looked fantastic, I wish I could draw it.

poor anon

I'm pretty sure Davjo and I can confirm this is daily life in Germany.

Holy shit is she ever great.

I'd be in favor of that.

gonna dump the heist movie list here because I have free time and nowhere else to archive it heat inside man the score the town city on fire reservoir dogs oceans 11/12/13 point break LA takedown way of the gun dog day afternoon 3000 miles to graceland ronin the bank job takers the italian job + remake the thomas crown affair + remake three kings The Killing The Theives (korean) drive Blue Streak Theif Leon: The Professional John Wick Firestorm

I just realized that OVK is just pulling off the biggest heist of all. One on our wallets.

Jfc thanks overshill.

No, more like a Galacticus style Titan.

Just had a series of vivid dreams. First one was set in a fantasy world where most races lived for upwards of 700 years. It was about a group of friends (a dwarf, an elf, some others) who went on an escort mission that turned into a lifetime of adventuring. Second one was set up like an apocalypse movie. Basically, all paper in the world had become sapient and extremely hostile to other forms of life. It began with documents and books attacking people and eventually just one family was left. They were camping on the tops of New York's skyscrapers because the rest of the world had become so flooded with paper that it was piled many meters high around the planet. Eventually the family was cornered by paper humanoids and decided to jump off of the building instead of dying to the paper. Then I saw a glimpse of what seemed to be the sequel. It ficus around the last group of humans trying to survive in a small moon orbiting a paper-conquered planet. The next segment was about a breakout at a prison designed for mascots and super heroes who lived in the world, Rodger Rabbit style. A lot of them had been imprisoned lately due to corruption and they were staging a breakout. A small group snuck in amid the chaos to break She-Hulk out of her high-security cell. For some reason the way to break her out involved getting more and more lewd (thank you subconscious) but we eventually did. Then Catwoman threw a dildo at some top-secret artifact and summoned a Titan to the world. Then I woke up.

SUBSPUF GYM LEAGUE HUFF'S NORMAL GYM -AXE BADGE- Route 119, have fun finding it :3 QR code below: Spoiler

Mothmom is best lusus.

fuck, 2cute

I'd take Gunpoint any way I could. That game is fantastic.