Rynjin

But that game doesn't have Deadpool

If I don't get to beat someone with my own severed arm I'll be disappointed.

Yeah. But Cable bulked up again apparently. Last I saw he'd gotten pretty skinny because being a psychic god pretty much trumps weightlifting any day.

> Initiate operation "Tusked Lovin'"

With the way security has tightened in the past decade and the fact that we're actually expecting attacks of that sort now, I sincerely doubt that's much more of a threat either. The amount of coordination and effort it would take to sneak nukes into the country and set them up anywhere they could do significant damage would almost require there to be a large group of traitors already settled in the country in positions to allow them to do that.

9x4yt5dx Fill in the blank?

stuerhkerrl Herr Sturkel Herr Kluster Obviously our culprit is German. Testing. Definitely German. My color seems to be a shade of brown.

Gold it, pls.

But it's not even MAD. They can't touch us unless they've magicked up a fuckton of nukes from thin air, and nobody important is backing them up any more. So it's either ND (no destruction) or ADNK (assured destruction of North Korea) it's a lose-lose for them.

I give you Rutabaga, The Adventure Chef!

Last I checked we had enough anti-nukes to block about 50-100 missiles per some number of surface area.

Why?

I have two offerings from my class this month. Rose and Camellia Super Press Space To Win RPG 2009 Both are hilarious in their own way. Also, My favorite Flash Game of all time. I also like Boxhead: The Rooms. I remember never liking 2Play Rooms that much for some reason I can't remember. I may not have actually played it.

Y'know, I dun even give a ♥♥♥♥ about that. Da:O recycled a lotta art too. But DA2 systematically DESTROYED everything that made the first game good. So you like tactical combat, huh? ♥♥♥♥ YOU HAVE SOME DYNASTY WARRIORS. Epic, world sweeping events in the storylines? SCREW THAT NOISE YOU'RE STUCK IN THIS TINY ASS CITY FOREVER! Character choice? Other races? Different, unique and varied backstories that make you really care about the character you create? HERE HAVE A HAWKE! Likeable characters? WHO NEEDS SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT, AMIRITE? Want to delve a little bit more into previously introduced characters, like Anders and the Justice spirit? WELL HERE THEY ARE, BUT IN AN ALMOST UNRECOGNIZABLE FORM WITH COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES! ALSO, JUSTICE WENT BATSHIT AND HE'S NOW JUST A SCHIZO VOICE IN ANDERS' HEAD! AND WE TOOK ANDERS' SNARK! WHY? ♥♥♥♥ YOU THAT'S WHY!

But Mass Effect 2 was the best game of the series. I actually had incentive to replay it, unlike ME1 which was so damn tedious to actually play I could never force my way through it again. It was like all the worst parts of Dragon Age: Origins, but none of the super awesome bits that makes my dick go *sproing* when I think about that game. ME2 was pretty great. Combat was better, still had a solid narrative, characters you could care about, and plenty of sidequests that eitehr directly or indirectly impacted teh campaign in some way, 90% of which were entertaining anyway. Plus, it gave us classic lines like "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel." No, the real nail in the coffin was the piece of diarrhea spewing ASS THAT WAS DRAGON AGE FUCKING 2 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

But shock weapons suuuuuck! Edit: Except the Aries. I looove my Aries. The only reason I have an Orion is because it's S&S (and that's my favorite manufacturer), and it's the only Sniper Rifle I can use to lag people's game. Did I ever tell anyone the tale of the time my Soldier (Heavy Gunner) got one of those Spread Fire Rocket Launchers and I sprayed so many rockets at my friend so fast his game lagged so bad the disk cracked? Because I still laugh at that.

Sniper Rifle sway sucks big donkey dick until you get a high Sniper Rifle Proficiency and start getting better (more stable) Rifles.

Thas okay, two people can play the same class. Besides, I always play as the Gunslinger type anyway, you're probably a Sniper, eh?

Same. Except it's more "I played the game and beat it so hard so many times it became a bloody whimpering smear on the ground and then the sequel came out". Hit me up tomorrow or summat and I'll play with ya whenever. Play with my *sniff* old buddy Bloodwing again.

I'll probably spend it grumbling about how I'm stuck with the same group AGAIN for Game Mechanics and fiddling around with my for funsies game projects.

I've seen 1 and AoD. For the longest time I didn't realize there even WAS an Evil Dead 2, I thought AoD was the second movie.

Of course nothing, and I do mean NOTHING is as scary and frustrating as trying to get that motherfucking gnome to stay in the motherfucking buggy.

Evil Dead 2 might be good, I've never actually seen it. Though Army of Darkness is ALWAYS hilarious.