Rynjin

Okay, the TENOUTTATEN T-Shirt video is unexpectedly hilarious.

I just... *Sigh* I can't facepalm hard enough to beat some faith in humanity back into myself.

Tell your mom she's a fucking dumbass. And tell her I said so. ...Sorry.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSibdwzPCeHRa6AgMaO-yY75uXxcDHP2WryjoOsBjiyx0mOkwhICWUlDsRo

Okay it's back up now.

- A game where you play your stereotypical 15 year old moron with spiky hair and have to save the universe from the laziest concept for an enemy ever (seriously? Just black bugs?). Meanwhile, you're followed around by some obnoxious kiddy characters, and to top it all off the game suddenly gets balls hard for no reason 3/4 of the way through. - The game where you wander around a dirty, ugly brown and grey shithole looking for your deadbeat dad. Everything tries to kill you and all the people sound alike. Even worse, your only choices are to listen to this shitty old grandpa music or some patriotic crap, and the game is really easy because you can just pause and tell the game to shoot people.

> Call my lawyer (he works for the ACLU)

Sometimes I want to kick my family in their collective teeth.

> Fuck da police. Ass rape them with mind powers so hard they die.

> Eat him to gain his pussy powers

> private places unknown

And then you realize that you just ate him.

> Turn into a dragon, roast cube with lightning, eat him. Let's not go down this road.

> Shove the knife into Cube's belly while pretending to hug him.

> Feed Idiot Cube the bacon. Don't tell him it's Raz until after he eats it.

> Chop your dick off and feed it to the Rape Yeti and watch its hyper metabolism spread the AIDS through its body at warp speed.

> Put the condom on your penis, use the rubber glove to perform a colonoscopy on the second man.

> It's okay if it's in a three way. It's not gay if it's in a three way.

> Walk back through the middle and attempt to rape the Rape Yeti. > Fail miserably and go left.

> Fuck paths, walk through the middle.

Well now I have someone to blame for everything that's wrong in this world

Okay thanks Google

Dafuq is a Moot?

Because your IP address is the same one that was used to sign up for your Facebook account which does have your real name and general location on it. Probably.

Username: Lanza: Check! Actual anonymity existing on the internet: Not check.