Dive to the Heart (AKA the Dream Sequence AKA the Tutorial):
(My ACTIONS in Blue, my Dialogue in Orange.)
Mysterious Disembodied Voice (paraphrased): Slow down, take your time. Here, let me teach you how to walk.
I of course walk into the light as he tells me to.
*Platforms pop out of the ground, revealing a Sword, a Staff, and a Shield*
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Power sleeps within you. Pick one of these and you can use it. By the way, you can jump with the O button.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: About each weapon.
Sword: It's a sword of terrible destruction. It kills things pretty good (raises ATK power)
Shield: The Shield that allows you to protect your friends (Raises DEF).
Staff: A Staff of wonder and ruin. Can zap things with magic (raises Magic power).
I take the sword.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Cool, now you have to get rid of one of the others.
Without hesitation I chuck the Shield into a pit.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: You have taken the power of great destruction. You have given up the power to protect your friends.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Are you sure this is what you want?
Yes.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: ...
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: What a heartwarming hero you are.
My platform shatters and drops me onto Cinderella's dress.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Now that you have your sword, you can whack things with X.
I wave my sword around wildly for a few swings.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Good job! You really showed that air who's boss.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Oh by the way, that green thingy is your health bar. If it runs out, you die, so try to avoid that.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice:Oh and that blue one is your Magic Points. You don't know how to use Magic yet, but I figured this was useful info for you to learn now.
Something starts to pop out of the ground.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Sometimes you'll have to fight.
I kill one of the "mysterious beings".
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: You gain experience by killing things. With enough EXP you gain a level. Also, sometimes enemies drop stuff.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Oh by the by, you usually lock onto the nearest enemy automatically, but you can lock onto one manually with R1. Supposedly there's a downside to this but you'll not often experience it.
Black holes open in the ground. I get sucked into one and end up flailing like a spaz on a bright pink floor. Good thing nobody saw that. Ahem. I walk to the weird ghost door.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Hey! You can look at stuff with the "Examine" command at the bottom of your menu.
I can't open it.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Huh? Oh...LOOK AT THE SHINY CHEST!
I open the chest by beating it with a sword...somehow.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Hey guess what? YOU CAN PUSH CRATES!
I push the crate.
Err...that's cool and all but what's the point of-
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: NOW SMASH IT!
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Oh good it had a potion inside. Glad that wasn't COMPLETELY gratuitous.
The weird ghost door suddenly has a solid outline!
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: You can lock onto objects too, not just enemies.
Oh, that sounds like it might come in handy some-
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: NOW SMASH IT!
I do so, for some reason.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Good job. You may now enter the door.
Damn it's bright.
Suddenly I'm outside, on half a pirate ship.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: So, tell me more about yourself. I'm SO interested.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Also you can go into first person view with Select. This is utterly pointless, but a pretty nifty feature I think.
I walk over to the girl.
Hey baby, what's up?
Selphie: So what's more important to you? Being number one, Friendship, or your prize possessions?
Errr...if I had to choose I guess It'd be...Being Number One?
Selphie: Is that really such a big deal?
I walk over to the funny looking kid with half pants, half shorts and a vest.
So, what's up?
Tidus: What are you so afraid of?
Afraid of- wait what? I dunno. Being indecisive?
Tidus: Is that really so scary?
...
I walk over to the guy with the massive cowlick and the weird lumpy volleyball.
Wakka: What do you want out of life?
Hrm, I'm not sure. To broaden my horizons?
Wakka: To broaden your horizons, huh?
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Well okay then. Your adventure begins at midday, because that has something to do with horizons probably.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: I'm not entirely sure when you will open the door. It may be soon, or it could be a long time from now.
I am now on Sleeping Beauty's body. The Voice is a perv.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Hey, you have a menu! Access it with Start. But you can't open it during battle.
Well okay then, lemme just check this stuff out and-
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Nope! You're in a battle! Ain't I a stinker?
Well fine, I beat them all.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Hey look, that green circle is a save point.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Staircases!
I walk up the staircases and...
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Oh by the way, your shadow wants to eat you. OM NOM NOM. Pleasant dreams!
Holy crap!
I beat the crap out of my shadow, leveling up in the process.
Oh wait. According to the cutscene, my sword disappears and I get knocked into a puddle of darkness goo. Well crap.
Mysterious Disembodied Voice: Don't be afraid, you hold the mightiest weapon of all!
Jackass.
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