Rynjin

Seems like it'd have a very satisfying sounds. I imagine a CHUN-KA-CHUN-KA-CHUNK and then a suppressor that takes it down to merely a dull roar.

Generated some random guns because I only check this thread every 60 days or so. Keep in mind I know basically nothing about guns beyond basic hunting rifles and shit. I'm a sucker for shotguns, so here's mine: Combat shotgun chambered in .50 GI with a range of 900m which feeds from a 10 round internal magazine. It is a bottom-loading bullpup. It has a holographic sight, light grip, and small muzzle brake mounted. It's in battle scarred condition. It is called the AI Vepr. Other two were unsalvageable, save for this: Bolt-action sniper rifle chambered in .357 Magnum with a range of 600m which feeds from a 10 round box. It is a bottom-loading conventional rifle. It has a variable zoom scope, potato grip, and large muzzle brake mounted. It's in battle scarred condition. It is called the XM-A1. Broken guns: Carbine chambered in .950 JDJ with a range of 800m which feeds from a 100 round double drum. It is a conventional rifle. It has a low zoom scope, light grip, and large suppressor mounted. It's in unsalvageable condition. It is called the H&K X2000. Shoulder-fired railgun chambered in .416 Barrett with a range of 300m which feeds from a 5 round box. It is a bottom-loading bullpup. It has a red dot sight, laser grip, and flash suppressor mounted. It's in unsalvageable condition. It is called the Swiss Arms 14. It's too bad, the carbine seems kinda neat, and a railgun would be impossible to pass up.

Finally got around to playing Injustice: Gods Among Us because being years behind the curve is kinda my thing. Good game. Doesn't seem to be a ton of depth, which is great for a filthy casul like me. Love that Deathstroke is properly represented as the unstoppable badass he is.

Is Ori and the Bling Forest the sequel where Ori is searching for Mr. T?

Don't forget a lot of athletes are waffling on whether they even want to go or not because the CDC is like "Guys there's a Zika virus epidemic maybe you should postpone for a couple of weeks or something" and everyone's like "Nah, it'll be FINE!"

>Ask them to join your party, offer to let them bust a lot of heads.

God of War is decent. Beyond: Two Souls isn't even a game.

where's my alien tiddies

Slice of Life/Horror.

I always hated Ghost in the Shell. Particularly Stand Alone Complex. If you liked the Matrix (and therefore tolerated its "philosophical" speeches and whatnot) you'll probably love GitS though, and vice versa.

Well, when the police are some of the ones speeding around you... Okay that's a rarity (I only see that about once a week), but still. There's also the issue of deciding who the fuck you're meant to pull over if EVERYONE is speeding. Do you get the guys going 80 in a 55? 90? 100? They're all breaking the law, but when you have 30 people driving 80 basically all clustered together, it's not worth it to try and pull one guy in a crowd over. So you end up just pulling over the outliers.

Par for the course for Maryland drivers apparently, considering the other shit that goes on. I have to be on constant alert for people driving on the wrong side of the road, and am forced to drive a minimum of 80 on the highway (speed limit's 55) for my own safety since people STILL blow past me and honk at that speed. Really, it was only a mater of time before I witnessed stupid critical mass. I guess it could be worse, it didn't look like the bus was loaded at least.

If you guys have never witnessed the terrifying sight of a schoolbus running a red light and barreling down on you while you're in the middle of turning, I feel happy for you. God I hate this state.

I hold out a slim hope there will actually be stuff in the world there. Zelda games have always been pretty good at having little secrets tucked in nooks and crannies everywhere, minigames, and such. With a map that big and an open world focus, they have no excuse not to go whole hog and toss in some optional dungeons and wandering boss monsters and shit.

It's a shitty Newgrounds Flash game why the ever-loving fuck would I pay $3 for that

Wait, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard? Doesn't that mean the Japanese title is just Biohazard 7: Biohazard?

>Blow up the RED Medic, then recruit the BLU. His sweet mustache will prove a boon in the future.

I've always preferred class based shooters anyway. Stuff like the old Quake and Unreal Tournament (the latter being what I played MUCH more of) were never as fun to me as games like TF2. It's also the reason why I consider Reach to be far and away the best Halo game.

[rant] " Do you remember what it was like talking to someone and scrolling through this long list of questions. You put that out for someone that just finished Skyrim and they're going to be like 'What in the hell...?'" " I...what I never really got to play the game since I didn't have an Xbox when it was new, so it was already way outdated by the time I got to play. I found a lot of the game mechanics tedious and navigation overly laborious, so yeah I get why remaking the game to be, basically, PLAYABLE would be a concern here (how fucking STUPID is it you get EXP based on how much you FAIL at something?). But "Dude there's like A LOT OF DIALOGUE, who wants to read all that shit?" is the main sticking point Aaaaaargh This is why we can't have good RPGs any more, shit pisses me off. The last good RPG I remember playing was Dragon Age: Origins. Why couldn't the sequels have been like the first one? Because apparently gamers are too dumb to play them, according to these companies. "Strategery hard, gibe button masher" "Can't count more'n four, gimme color coded dialogue" "Exploring confuse me, need straight path" Stuff like that article, very briefly, just make me want to stop playing games altogether. There's a difference between refining or streamlining and dumbing down (though I hate the term, it's so over-used), but the RPG genre in particular has been hit HARD by the latter and it makes me really, really sad. [/rant]

That's pretty cool...though I hope it's not an automatic update, my computer may not be able to run shiny Skyrim. Wish they'd updated Morrowind or Oblivion instead though. There's HD updates and ENBs and shit for Skyrim already, make a good game that looks like hot ass (Morrowind) look nice again.

>Go East

Grab your cards everybody, let's play

Shoot him with a BB gun, give him something to cry about.

I like a limited few of the Phantom Troupe, but Hisoka's in my top 5 characters in the series so they can suck it. I wouldn't mind if Phinks and Nobunaga made it out though.

I had people telling me months ago "Oh the fine will be reduced or abolished in the appeal". Pffffthahahahaha