Rynjin

Hm. That's the first good Humble Bundle I've seen in a while. I've heard good things about Skullgirls, Planetary Annihilation, and Sir You Are Being Hunted.

Heard Dragon Age Inquisition was patched enough to fix its issues, so I decided to relaunch it. Pros: -It actually fucking WORKS now. No more crashing at the main menu, no more weird stuttering in cutscenes, no more weird framerate drops, and most importantly no more THE GROUND BEING FUCKING INTANGIBLE which is good because just thinking back on what a broken mess it was pisses me off still. Cons: -The hair is still weird and shiny and I can't figure out why or how to fix it. The textures are just broken forever, apparently. Good thing I'm playing a Qunari and they get versions with no hair.

​wha-THAT'S where that gif is from? ​ Yar. Pretty funny scene, actually.

The next one isn't until 2033, John.

I can't see shit because like every day it's raining

I had fun as a Dex katana Sorcerer. Granted I only got as far as Sen's Fortress before I decided to stop playing, so maybe it sucks ass end-game?

Scream Fortress was the time of year I stopped playing TF2 for over a month because I hated the events, so good riddance.

Obviously it marks my ascension to godhood. I was born at 11:59 PM, a mere minute before September 23rd. 1 minute + 22nd of September = 23 "coincidence"?

That game is full of little gems like that.

Are you really, really going to be mad at me because I made a joke that turned out to come true? Come on man, you're better than that. Unless you think I rigged the games somehow, why are you frustrated at me? It may be hard to believe because I'm so perfect, but I'm not a genie. I can't just say "This will happen" and have it be so.

Bro, it's a sport, chill out. You didn't even mention anything about being miserable in the first place. We poke fun. It's what we do here at subSPUF. Between this and Paero flipping his shit because I said I don't like PvP in MMOs I'm starting to get annoyed with everyone getting their panties in a twist over things that are ultimately trivial.

​Since this post: The Mets have lost three of four and are currently getting their shit kicked in by the Yankees. Their star slugger is doing nothing. The Nationals are edging their way back into the division race. If they somehow collapse this year, it would be the worst regular season collapse of all time. I fucking hate you right now. ​

Start of the game Captains are hard, especially if you wander into a Fort where ALL of 'em hang out. Even wors eif you have a Tracker on your tail, or one of the ones that has teh quality that boils down to "Randomly appears next to you at the most inconvenient times".

​A lot of the usual.

Finished Stardust Crusaders finally. Good series, though a few things annoyed me greatly. Mainly two. 1.) Joseph accomplished NOTHING in the series, even when he very easily could have. I get that Jotaro is the new main character, but there were certain scenarios that looked TAILOR MADE for Joseph to Hamon it up and he just didn't. The three most glaring ones were when facing Justice and the undead it made (Rather than having Jotaro asspull Superman-esque super breathing, why not have Joseph use his EXTREMELY HAMON CONDUCTIVE STAND), the match with D'Arby the Elder (Joseph pretty much the first trick you EVER learned with Hamon was getting liquid to stay in a glass UPSIDE FUCKING DOWN, why is it so hard to stop it from spilling when putting a coin in?) and to a lesser extent the fight with Vanilla "Cool as" Ice, where it would have been cool to see him whoop ass on a Stand using vampire. 2.)The last half of the Dio fight was anticlimactic, in large part because he stopped being Dio and started being a cut rate Kefka clone and all around generic crazy villain. Disappointing to see him in the same fight go at Jotaro EXTREMELY cautiously throughout...and then decide "Fuck it, I'll underestimate a Joestar AGAIN for no real reason".

​Brit, I dunno, but we temp banned Gigolo from posting for a month late July. He still lurks, looks like (he was online 13 hours ago), but hasn't posted even though it looks like he's been able to since August 26th.

That was actually pretty fun to watch.

That game is really fun.

What show?

No.

I had a dream I went through a portal to an alternate universe and their time keeping was different. 100 seconds to a minute, 100 minutes to an hour, but the days were the same-ish length because it was still Earth basically so we had 17 hour days, and if you needed to do something for one of our hours they'd be like "Meet me there in 37 minutes, okay?". Found out I'm pretty decent at math while I'm asleep too because I checked all these numbers when I woke up and they were pretty darn close.

Why not apply for those ones? Set an interview for one of your off days or after work and if you get it tell your old boss bye bye.

On today's issue of WTF why does this exist: Fairy Tail x Parasyte crossover.

Implying we weren't already. The Saloon alone probably pings us every now and then.

I won't. Nor will a lot of people, I imagine. About a week ago another new MMO failed, in large part because it had the same system and everyone hated. Of course, it was also shitty in a million other ways but that was the one people kept saying turned them off from even trying it. Then again, this is Runescape. It's been pretty shitty since it started and tons of people play it, so who knows.