Rynjin

Well, Chuck Norris believes this, so shouldn't we all?

Man, people are freaking the fuck out over the latest Punch-Out episode.

Sleeping Dogs is great. One of my favorite games of the sort, actually.

​Time gem will probably be the plot point for Infinity War part 1. I really was surprised at how great the comedy was here. James Spader kinda stole the show as Ultron but damn if Hawkeye didn't give him a run for his money on hilarious lines.

Wow that first video is some supreme assitry. "Let's fuck with some kid". Okay, kinda mean but whatever. "Let's laugh and brag about messing with some kid like it's some kind of accomplishment for 8 minutes". Wow "Let's invite the kid back so we can fuck with him again". *DING DING DING WE HAVE A LOSER*

​Did he died?

Networking in action, people. Invite a dude over to play some video games and laugh at dick jokes and he might just hook you up later.

​Is there one of him cutting that arrow out of his wrist like "I don't give a fuck" yet?

D4? Maybe don't use acronyms unless they've been mentioned recently.

Shit's on fire now, from what I hear. Friend of my mom's has gone "Lol, fuck that" and she's staying in a hotel outside the city now.

Is this about the shit going down in Baltimore? I'm glad I left there when I did, by all accounts it's been pretty shit for the last few months.

​The very first line of the very first page of the manga: People are complaining that it lived up to the billing. ​Ehhhh, not really. It's more the exact way it was handled. It's like, the War Arc contained so many ridiculous power-ups righter after one another. The first half of the manga had some powerful shit, but more on the lines of "Ninjas are stealth artillery" (which is a terrifying concept in itself, now I think of it) rather than "Ninjas are WMDs". And even on Post-Timeskip/Shippuden for the majority of the run was more of a slow escalation, essentially culminating in the "crushing mountains" stuff. Then there was the War, and in a short span of time Naruto goes from "I'm powerful, probably one of the strongest ninjas ever" to: -Even my Shadow Clones (a fraction of my power) can whip the Hokages' asses. -I can make an explosion that can be seen from space. -I killed god. All in the span of like...a day. It'd be like watching DBZ, and then Goku goes Super Saiyan fighting Frieza, then immediately gets Super Saiyan 2 right afterwards, and uses Super Saiyan 3 to kick Mecha-Frieza's ass.

Caught up on the most recent One Piece chapter and have had this song stuck in my head since: Thanks, Odabama. Also read the Naruto Gaiden thing whatever. I actually like it, so far anyway. Naruto always had a really good PREMISE, that was carried out pretty well right up to the point where everything got fucking nuts. Maybe we'll get another 300 chapters of more "Zabuza" level threats before "I JUST PUNCHED OUT A FUCKING DEITY WHOOP WHOOP".

I forgot this was a thing.

Yeah, prom was not a big deal at all at my school. By all accounts Senior prom was a sad affair. There were like 20-30 people, and half of them left early. The "Grad Bash" party the night after graduation, everybody showed though.

This motherfucker is starting to legitimately piss me off. I've had to kill him FIVE TIMES now. After I killed him the first time he came back with scars on his face. Second time I burned the shit out of him, so he came back all scorched. Third time he came back so ugly he had to put a sack over his head so the other Uruk wouldn't make fun of him, and I grabbed him and sent a Death Threat to some guy, then tracked him down again, Interrogated him, and blew up his head. By his 5th respawn I was SUPER pissed and I spent about 5 minutes systematically whittling down his health by mauling him with a Caragor (he's afraid of them), and then finished him off with a Fire Arrow to the forehead. He dropped an Epic Rune, so maybe the bastard will stay dead this time. It wouldn't annoy me so bad but he keeps showing up during a Sword challenge thing where I have to hold a bridge from any Torchbearers getting across and he kept showing up in the middle of it and making it impossible to finish (since if you accidentally hit him in the crowd he No Sells it and retaliates with a freakin' unblockable attack and also you get no Last Chance against him and AAAAAAAGH).

​So we have Will Smith as Deadshot, and now this. This movie is going to be a fucking train wreck.

Though it is an incredibly widely used tool, so Fore not allowing people to use it on paid mods will either stymie a lot of more complex mods from doing it, or somebody's gonna need to come up with an FNIS-alike from scratch.

​Is it backwards? Some (few) guns DO have magazines that point that way. I dunno if that is one of them, though. If nothing else, if it was put in backwards, why would it have locked into place?

No, not weird at all Totally

Decided to catch up on Toriko Chapter 310 onward I can't even

Closing in on the last half of Shadow of Mordor. Been nabbing all the Ithildin and Artifacts because the lore on them is neat. The second area is SOOOO much better than the firt. I was astounded. It looks gorgeous, and I can actually figure out where I am at any given time because there are actually like, landmarks, and unique ruins and stuff instead of "Brown shitty ground and ramshackle huts" that is the entirety of Udun. And the Captains are actually CHALLENGING, with synergistic abilities and few weaknesses. Got one fucker that's immune to literally everything but arrows. He is entirely immune to melee attacks, finishers, and everything else. Finally killed him and the guy did that thing where Uruks randomly decide to come back to life after you killed him and was like "Nope". Got another guy I'm having fun dicking around with because he tracks you everywhere, but moves kinda slow. So at random points he pops up like "FOUND YOU" and then you just go "WOOP WOOP WOOP" and he gets even madder the next time he shows up. I'm actually kinda pissed they make you spend so much time in Udun before Nurnen opens up.

Steroids are a matter of leveling the playing field. Many athletes are not going to want to take drugs just to keep up with the people who are. It makes it less games of skill, and more of a game of "Skill, but you better be juicing too or someone who's not as good will still beat you".

​Because penguins are dicks. There's a bunch of other gifs and stuff floating around just like that. They do it because they think it's funny.