Rynjin

There is a button on the back that turns the glow off. Right. The real problem is that it's constructed of the shittiest parts imaginable and you'll probably break it within a year.

Don't whine, that just wastes your time. Just don't pay it. They know it's bullshit, you now now it's bullshit. It's just an "honest mistake" to get free money from suckers.

On that note, they are trying to get me to rent a modem from them. I'm hoping my dad has a spare one somewhere in his collection of technological odds and ends. It doesn't matter whether you rent from them or not. Since Comcast is basically one giant dick composed of a million other, smaller dicks, they'll come after you and try to charge you for "not returning their modem" even if you don't rent one once you leave where you are.

I'll believe ANYTHING they add is fun or balanced when I see it, and not a second before.

Pretty sure this is correct.

Help I'm expanding TOO FAST

What. What kind of bull shark testosterone fueled drug is this? Not only do you suddenly become some indestructible unobtainium wall, but you also somehow can either deflect, store, or let bullets phase through your head. No clue. There was actually zero in-story reason why he was this way. He just was. Also, demon yetis. Wat. At least they're not QUITE as dumb as the first game's "Oh yeah Nazi mutants bro".

So Uncharted 2 is pretty bad ass. Took me a little while to get over the sour taste the first one left in my mouth (Hands down the WORST game Naughty Dog ever made...obviously the genre hop was a hard thing), but I'm loving it. Except the part with the guy who was apparently jacked up on a fucking super soldier serum out of nowhere and could take 6 shotgun rounds and 160 M4 bullets to the face without flinching. Took me a while to figure out the absolute [sarcasm]OBVIOUS[/sarcasm] fact that apparently you're supposed to run up to the guy who can take grenades and shotgun rounds like a splash of cool water and punch him (apparently Drake's fists are actually the most powerful weapon in the universe), hoping he doesn't gun you down or murder you with grenades that he throws like they're fucking candy at a parade while you're trying to get close and aaaaaaaaaaa But the rest of the game so far is pretty good.

I dun like it, Scorpion won. Everybody knows Sub-Zero best character.

But they're not a podcast. And Arin's more of an asshole than he is funny so that doesn't help anyway.

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No. Unlike Bad Company 2, the single player campaign for BF3 is utter shit and DICE should be ashamed of themselves. Multiplayer's good though.

this line is my only experience with bumper cars and video games Whoo bumper cars

Ditto. That game was fuckin' HAAAAARD.

There's Fistful of Frags. Though it's basically "Counter Strike: Red Dead edition".

It's fun enough I suppose. You don't lose anything by trying it (it's Free).

Don't even joke about that bro.

Don't care Gibe Ganondorf pls

I dunno, "End of the Line" sounds pretty final to me.

Chris Brown jokes never get old.

NOPE

Meanwhile, the Gunslinger is still going strong in all of its hateful glory. There's nothing wrong with the Gunslinger balance-wise in its current incarnation, It's a good tradeoff, spammable but with a great deal less stopping power than even a level 1, and no survivability to speak of. Fixing the health regen "bug" fixed a lot of that. It's as balanced as a spammable aimbot will ever be. Whether it's annoying and frustrating to face off against is debatable, but I see no balance related reason it needs to be changed. But meanwhile, the Wrangler...

Pass the whiskey and I'll tell you.

This is basically the best fanfic I've ever read. Though I'd be lying if I said I didn't avoid most fanfics like the plague. It's genuinely good. Well written, good story, check it out. Basically 100% diverges from the actual Harry Potter storyline the moment he steps inside Hogwarts, so you won't get a big feeling of deja vu most of the time, since most events are unique or changed in such a significant way (like the thing with Neville's Remembrall and broomsticks and yadda yadda) that it's a new story. He also has a blog with a bunch of essays on human rationality and all that jazz if anyone's interested.

I hadn't noticed because I stopped playing on my birthday last year when Valve was like "Happy Birthday: No Fun Allowed!". I'm still going WTF over nerfing the god damn STICKY JUMPER.