Guy923

3 strikes.1 a warning.The one more.Then kick.Second warning if they rejoin.Then a kick.If they rejoin again, and misbehave, ban for at least 5 hours. If it's a constant issue, more than twice, ban forever. I had to clear out the maggots after you left, they kept comin back and I can't ban.

DEAR GOD, IT'S THE WRINKLEFUCKER! lowercase

Prohibited. The banned is a silly name regardless of language.

My SPUF name is a type of perfume.

Long ago, in the land of California, I was on my computer. I was signing up for steam, and I couldn’t think of a name.Suddenly, from the heavens, an angel descended, and he told me to travel on the road, and get on my way to Scotland, and I’d be told what my username should be.So I went off, to Scotland, with nothing but 10 dollars, a pack of gum, a rubber band, and half a pencil. Out of nowhere, an eagle majestically picked me up, and made me fly into the heavens. I tried to break free, but then a voice in my head said “Don’t resist, just go.”So I was on that eagle for quite a bit, until I landed in an unknown area in what appeared to be Scotland.I walked aimlessly for hours, until I came up to a castle. Looked abandoned, so I went in, and there was nothing. I kept looking around, but all the rooms were empty of furniture, except for a bookcase in the what appeared to be a dining hall.I went up to the bookcase, and started looking around; There was some interesting stuff, records of towns, and stuff. I pulled a book, and the book case opened up, leading to a hidden passage.Since I was in Scotland, no idea where to go, and probably gonna die of starvation anyways, I decided to go through the hidden passage. Any sane person wouldn’t have done it, BUT I WAS ON A MISSION! A MISSION TO FIND MY USERNAME!So I went in, tripped on a rock, and got knocked out. While knocked out I had an amazing epiphany. I was in a dark forest, but there was a light somewhere. I followed the light, and I saw… SEAN CONNERY!“WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR BOY. Can’t you see I’m readying for battle! Against lawyers. Lawyers. Bastards. Every single one of them.”“Sir” I said, “I’m here to find out what my username for steam should be. I was told by an angel to come to Scotland, and find out here.”“YOU TWIT, that wasn’t an angel.” Shouted Connery.“That was a lawyer in disguise, here to find me! Now I’ve got to find another abandoned castle, or else the Lawyers will come and find me!Well, you came all this way. You will be… Sir Guy923. I can't think of anything. Here, take this hat too.” Then I took the hat and left.And that’s how I got my username. It was bestowed upon me by Sean Connery, in a castle, in Some part of Scotland. The story of how I got back to America though… that’s for another day./artfulwords

But, if you are a good citizen, and there's a mod out for your bloodThey'll always peg you on ban evasion if they can't on anything else.

Several of us have serious issues on Spuf/suf.And other issues.We're here, in a safe environment, to talk about our issues.I... AM... an ALCOHO- wait noI AM... addicted to hot pockets.I know several of my other companions, have issues similar to these.My Friend Nitz has a severe addiction to biscuits and Orange Juice.Huff never sleeps.SO WE'RE HERE, TO DISCUSS OUR HORRIBLE ISSUES.I've been trying to kick this hot pocket thing, BUT IT'S JUST SO HARD MAN.I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM...

:tinfoil:A smiley with a tinfoil hat. GIMME.:trixieshift:

I've been wanting to do something of the sorts for ages. So I need some ideas to go off of, see if I can plan and pull this off, at least with some help. So, ideas? If I actually pull this off I'm gonna be surprised.Takes wit, balls of steel, and good writing to do that, and I dunno which of those 3 I have.

I'd like to know.

You knew it was coming. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQunAVgfgHY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbkFiM15Yhc Consensual, Ear, Sex.I have copyrighted that term now.

Maybe. *sniff* Maybe.

HUFF V SLACKS I wonder who'd win. Also, thanks.

He sent it to me and I can't feel my brain anymore.Both you and him. AASDSADASD MY BRAIN

Took me 4 hours for the entire game, getting a good/bad/neutral ending.

Hey Huff, Silent, Nitz, Mono (Wherever you're lurking)We should all have a pillow fight together.

NOT OPI like it.

I have the same thing, pretty much. Also, I dunno why, but Whenever I have a 3 day weekend from work On the 3rd day I will go ♥♥♥♥ing nuts. Don't know why, but I will go ♥♥♥♥ing bipolar. Ask Huff and Nitz. Officially NOT OP Woo

Fixed

Okay. BUT LET'S GET BACK TO THE TOPIC, HANAKO IS THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME. /thread

You know Ash gets laid a lot. YOU KNOW HE DOES. You know he does, he hangs out with a bunch of chicks, impossibru he never got in any of their pants

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