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You guys were all bot & 5 of you were chasing me, I tried to steal fissure & misclicked, started going backwards. Had I gotten fissure I'd have made it out ;J;

His fault for not using the tp scroll. Let's not forget you, Arsenal Magus. Getting stranded up on that cliff, and helping me lure earthshaker.

I just want to say Rammite is an awful Magus.

BASEMENT DWELLER? what the fuck do you take me for? I'm an ATTIC DWELLER GODDAMNIT. >2nd most played game on steam >only half of everyone has it This appears to be legitimate, and not in the least bit a falsifed statement.

PLAY DOTA. Tf2 gets boring for me occasionally, so I rely on dota to get a break from it. Then more tf2.

Trés magnifique, merci beacoup! "remote file is too big" welp

YOU WANTED A GAME WITH A VERTICAL SKILL FLOOR

hnngng I need my mama guy vs idiot cube avatar but how do

Double post, but fuck you. Me and Moby were playing a bot game against hertz, so he got SO FARMED that he had 3 rapiers. I was pudge with a force staff , moby was sniper, and well... Let Hertz tell you the rest. 3:08 PM - 2560x1600@120hz: The miserable carcass had already begun to rot with the scent of death. This was Nevermore's euphoria. As Nevermore gazed at the evening sun off the in distance, basking in his victory, he realized... 3:09 PM - 2560x1600@120hz: He was a few hundred feet above the river below with no possible way of climbing down. 3:11 PM - 2560x1600@120hz: As he casually whisked the mess of bodily fluids off of his second Divine Rapier, he called for the Courier to send him a postal scroll, sending him home to town where beautiful demonic entities were waiting to sleep with him. 3:11 PM - 2560x1600@120hz: "Courier, send me a Portal Scroll!" 3:12 PM - 2560x1600@120hz: A few hundreds yards away, a stubby dwarf with an experimental rifle observed Nevermore's obscene ego grow to new heights. 3:13 PM - 2560x1600@120hz: His partner has been slain in a horrifying fashion and his sense of safety had been shattered by a desire for revenge. 3:14 PM - 2560x1600@120hz: Nevermore could already see the Courier in the distance, ready to take him home to get laid by succubusi. Suddenly, he heard a mechanical sound, but he couldn't put his finger on it. Sounded like...a gun? 3:15 PM - 2560x1600@120hz: For the first time since 5 minutes, he felt a horrifying fear overcome him and his blood red skin became a fainted pale white. 3:16 PM - 2560x1600@120hz: He turned to look behind him very slowly and saw the dwarven Sniper. 3:18 PM - 2560x1600@120hz: With a devilish grin with fiery eyes hidden by goggles, he fired a shot. A shot that rang and echoed throughout the valley, sending the Ancient Black Dragons in the pits below into frenzy. 3:19 PM - 2560x1600@120hz: Nevermore dropped a Rapier and clutched his side, but was shot again in the neck, again the arm as he attempted to shield the previously mentioned bullet. 3:21 PM - 2560x1600@120hz: The gunshots almost blotted out the pain completely until the almost immedient loss of blood forced him into a blackout. His pride however, had the power of a Tarrasque monster and Nevermore let out a cry with an obscenity not used since the days of the ancient past. 3:23 PM - 2560x1600@120hz: The dwarf blurted out a cheesy one-liner and shot him again, this time in the face, blasting him off balance and off the mountain face, tumbling down into craggy shoreline besides the previously mentioned Ancient Black Dragons cave. 3:27 PM - 2560x1600@120hz: Nevermore's lifeless corpse shattered into thousands of glass facetes and the hundreds of souls he had once collected, including Pudge's, had been released into sky. They seemed to silently scream in joyous concert over their release as they faded away. 3:31 PM - 2560x1600@120hz: The dwarf, devilishly satisfied with what just happened walked over the the red puddle the douchebag had once stood and picked up the Rapiers, shot the Courier, who had been sadly confused all this time and stole the TP scroll and headed home himself. The war would be over in a matter of a few weeks. 3:31 PM - 2560x1600@120hz: END.

https://dotabuff.com/matches/51419814 God yes.

ftfy

Sure thing, I'll go Rubick~! I'll kick all of your asses because I'm mlg and a fast learner.

guys we need to organize another spufdota game Or something like this (Few of my friends did that)

Well, they DID have a bunch of pushers on their team. Prophet enchantress & brew. Your prophet was playing nature's profit though, what an asshat.

The hell are you doing with a tango at 42 minutes?

doesn't support it, so I have to hook it up physically. It's like the fucking stone ages in here.

So, according to maths, I've had 112 bot games, and 5 actual games in my time playing dota. Have I gone overboard with the bot games?

Never heard that one and my mind has fucking exploded oh god that's my new favourite song

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/119782-Unavoidable-Global-Bacon-Shortage-Expected-Next-Year

pffffffft Practice all the rubick I got a counter-ravage today, do I win Skye ?

So I played support Rubick with Hertz, and oh my fucking god, was Hertz farmed. As shadow fiend. Goddamn, it was glorious.

Skeleton King. Guys, what are your favourite heroes. Gogogo.

SK is a good tank, along with lifestealer. Well, lifestealer is more of an anti-tank. Undying Is also good to play. Gyrocopter is also good, because he literally has a nuke. Two, in fact.

Why yes, yes it did. I played with a friend in a pub, I went support on the top dire lane, with a Drow ranger. A tiny tried to gank us, but he got the crap beat out of him, and he tossed me towards drow, and I stole Toss, tossed Drow towards tiny, BAM, DED. And I got a sweet double kill with fade bolt. And we won a teamfight because of a levitate I pulled. And we won, and at the end everyone ragequit. SO YES. IT WENT SWIMMINGLY.

That's why you play nothing but Rubick, Wombat.