Guy923

Why not wear a monocle?

YEAH FUCK THE POLICE! YEAHHHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH FUCK YOUR SHIT l

That's not far enough, this is the greatest injustice since... since... Since...They shot that guy for doing that thing.Either way, you shall be missed Verumae.http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=V84STSWVp3g

Guybot Mk. CMXXIII, reporting for duty.Beep boop.

New medigun and a sidegrade to the ubersaw plssssss

I could make a story, but I can't say it'll rhyme.

TRADE IT TO M- Fucks sake.

What part of manhood augsAll of them are pretty cheap and totally safe.* You can also get em cheaper by doing what Hertz said, or by asking how my day was. *Guy is not responsible for any deaths caused by these augs. Side effects include but are not limited to: Headaches, swelling, irritation, itchiness, willingness to become a sex slave, spontaneous combustion, sudden love of Guy Mitchell, and sexual attraction to Guy923.

Meet me behind the 7-UP at 5. I've got arms, legs, ocular implants, brain implants, manhood implants, errything ya need. Anyways, hi!

Ban plsAy m Gui n lintreguiFak u gooby

Oh holy fuck. There have been hints of robots as far back as the engineer update. Meaning this is probably going to be the biggest update. Ever.

I got some stuff in the mail today from an anonymous axewielding jackass. Must... resist... drinking. HoNk )

I have never been more horrified in my life by a hat before.

That's... actually pretty cool. Soon as I get a guillotine I'll do that.

Okay yeah, I need to get a red tape. Just gonna head straight to a nightteam server with a few friends...

How... the hell...

Scout with mad milk+sun on a stickPyro with the neon sign and a flamethowerwhere doing thiswhere making it happen

Probably. I don't know what pyro's job is supposed to be. It used to be make everyone flip their shit because OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM ON FIRE GOD SAVE ME OH GOD IM MMMMELLLTING AAAAAAAUEEEGHHUGH, but now there's a billion ways to fix that. He's still good as a distraction. The solution however, is obvious.

Stepping into the flames (I'm so punny) our beloved gigolo has made, just gotta say one thing. Setting things on fire is pyro's thing. He's the best at it. But just because he's the best at it, doesn't mean he should be able to be the only person to do it. Let's look at scout. He's the best at running fast and doing objectives. Does that mean others shouldn't be able to? Demoman is the best (arguably) at blowing things up with explosives. Should others not be able to, simply so Demoman can keep his defining characteristic to himself? The pyro is the master of fire, and immune to it. And pyro will always be the best at doing so, regardless of whoever else can also set things on fire. Scouts cap, Pyros burn, but brother, should it stay that way?Sure, setting stuff on fire is pyro's thing, someone else doing so isn't gonna take that away from him though. I'm not siding with gig here, just saying, y'should'nt be displeased at fat guys shooting flames.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Guy923/screenshot/596977780261820927HELL YES

EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE I GET #'D ITEMS Akgjakj;lkjLKAJRL;GKJARL;GKJAL;RKJAG;L

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I'm not a huge fan of anbroids though :<Here we go.1. Lancer2. Moonsettler3. Three in the morning4.Encore5.Assault

Mine's shiny and red.

...Kanaya?