<Witty Name>

I'd say they're bluffing, but I don't think that's a strong enough term.

sounds like they don't have perfect micro skills

Started modding Don't Starve today. Got to the 35th file before a Deerclops smashed my desktop.

seems pretty accurate

we really need to do an all-mid -wtf mode QoP game.

all mid Bristleback I think we could set up an infinite quill spray chain until everyone dies

Day 4: Wendy died because I reset the world never forget

I think I might have one. I'll have to check.

verumae's got it right Clock speeds aren't necessarily indicative of performance. Don't just pick the highest number (it's just like picking a camera solely by how many megapixels it has).

http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/discussions/0/828934913103576305/#c828934913105624968 time to take a 24 hour hiatus from dota

We're talking about bullet hell games where the player has some chance of survival

I killed rabbits and got beard hair instead of meat. This was a problem.

I ran out of food, ran in circles, killed a bunch of rabbits to get beard hair, and got murdered by an imaginary monster. welp

Day 10, Life 1: A bit low on food and sanity, but health is good. Instantly murdered by angry dogs. Day 11, Life 2: Doing very well. Instantly murdered by the tree I planted a few days ago. Currently on Life 3 with Willow now. I haven't died yet, I think.

Pretty much. I can't even find my own posts with it half of the time.

hue I haven't played in a while. Gotta get back into Adventure Mode again.

And now it's time for Wity Nam's Old Timer Micspam Advice! First off, get off of my lawn! When you're adding a song to HLDJ, you need to make sure it's going to sound good in-game. As a rule of thumb, harsh electronica is a no go, as well as anything that has a lot of high-pitched vocals. These get cut off by the conversion process and turn into a pile of mud on a muddy day in Mudville. Don't micspam something until you've tried it out first. It's incredibly annoying to hear a loud burst of static and pain instead of music. When normalizing the sounds, bring them down low. At the same time, if you go too low, no one will be able to hear. I usually work at around 38% for music at 40% for audio clips. Some songs will require different settings, though, and you'll have to adjust accordingly. Don't mute other people playing micspam. Unless everyone else mutes that person too, you could be playing over them when you play your own. This will make everyone hate your guts slightly more than...a person they really dislike, I guess. Keep anything that's deliberately loud and annoying separate from your other songs. You don't want to play a deafening blast of noise out of nowhere. On that note, label your files clearly. It's no fun if you spot the perfect moment to use something, only to have no idea where in your 600 files it actually is.

Use a music player and a REAL audio cable like a MAN. 0/10

Given North Korea's current track, those are going to be synonyms before long.

I would be mildly interested in doing this, although we'd need a way to play the game properly.

You read down the rest of the script. According to the comments, which were scrawled in red ink by someone with a shaky hand, it was actually just the entirety of "Cupcakes" with names copypasted out. You are not certain why someone would do this. You suspect it had something to do with the silliness that had gone on before you were handed this new script. You do not like the current script. You rewrite it into Nicolas Cage: The Musical YOU ARE NOW NICOLAS CAGE. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY ANGRY FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON. YOU CAN SEE SKELETON KING. HE IS NOT NEARLY AS ANGRY AS YOU ARE. YOU CAN ALSO SEE AN EXPLODED WALRUS AND A KRAGON DNIGHT. YOU ARE NOW NICOLAS WIT. YOU ARE NOT A SELF-INSERT IN ANY MANNER. YOU WOULD GIVE EVERYONE FANCY HATS, BUT YOU ARE FAR TOO ANGRY TO DO SO. NONE OF THE FILES ARE IN ORDER AND YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE.

Your staring contest is going somewhat well. You think very strongly about calling for help. You imagine help arriving. You are now the Narrator. You are looking ahead at the script. You feel nauseous.

You try to speak, but cannot make an intelligible sound. Your eyes begin to adapt to light after a short while, although they are still dazzled from the light. You can clearly see a figure standing over you.

This does not seem like a very wise action at the moment, as you are suddenly blinded by a bright light. It is far too bright to look directly at, but you cannot move your head properly.

After several minutes of concentration, you finally move your left pinkie finger. You feel slightly more able to move now. You attempt to eat the darkness, but it does not work. You suspect that you are impaired in some manner.