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  1. More or less this. "Okay guys, we need to plan out CALL OF DUTY™™™™™ 52" "But we fired our entire writing team to hire more graphics designers" "Just go on fanfiction.net or something." three hours later "Did you find anything yet?" "No, everything is too long and too complex for me to understand."
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    Dota General

    >Try to gank Drow as Bounty Hunter >Wait for Drow to be down to half health >Dump every ability on Drow >LOL SILENCED HALFWAY THROUGH because bots are god tier with abilities >Instantly dead to a wave of 250 damage arrows
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    GUYS I AM AN MLG PRO SNIPER

    Wait, can you airstrafe?
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    GUYS I AM AN MLG PRO SNIPER

    Help I.Q. my me is dropping.
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    Dota General

    Today I tried out the Anti-Mage. I died once or twice until I figured out how to Blink around properly. Then I shouted "MAGIC SUCKS" a bunch and killed people. am I pro now
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    Some Piracy Shit In The U.S

    While we're at it, we need to add new draconian DRM that gets bypassed before the game is even released!
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    The Terror that is... FOXTROT

    What are you talking about?
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    Some Piracy Shit In The U.S

    Honestly it at least seems somewhat reasonable. I doubt it's going to take long for people to figure out how to circumvent it, of course. >Put files into encrytped .rar file >Send .rar file >.rar is incomprehensible gibberish; files can't be detected >Decrypt .rar file on other end
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    The Terror that is... FOXTROT

    Hello! I would write a longer introduction but I have to go soon and I'm in a hurry so here have a free imaginary hat! Let's bake biscuits!
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    The SPUF Civil War: Rewrite

    i wil wrate chapeter 3 rammit's house turned into a potatoto and then everyone was hapy because they didnt run out of potato but rammit was sad because his house was potatoed but then he heard noise he TURNED AROUND TO BE CONTINUED
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    Playstation 4

    At least they put in more than three bytes of RAM. good lord
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    Dota General

    Well you guys have dragged me into this game. Now I dun wanna leave. It's quite fun. I've tried out Sniper, Jakiro, Gyrocopter, Drow Ranger, Brewmaster, Dragon Knight, Tinker, and a couple other heroes. My favorite's probably either Jakiro or Gyrocopter. Gyrocopter has a bunch of amusing attacks and is pretty simple to play, whilst Jakiro is quite powerful and has an interesting playstyle (trap enemies in area, apply massive damage).
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    You can't get a Tux?

    Either way it seems a bit iffy I'd rather install Gentoo.
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    f.lux

    I use it. It's quite effective. The soft nighttime color takes a bit of getting used to (I scaled the color down in gradual increments), but I like it now.
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    TF2 FANFICTION

    onp day......... HEVPY WAS sad because he DIDNT HAVE ~~~~~~SANDIWHC~~~~~ "bro" said snioper "its ok" "no sniper its not ok" said hevpy back to sinper SNIPER DED[url= YOU DED HEVPYDED ERFMEMFOIEMGIOAERGMOIERGIMTRHOIEYHMTRMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  16. This just further proves that glorious north korea is best korea
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    What song are you listening to RIGHT now?

    Matyroshka and My Crush Was A Monster Girl are fantastic songs. Anything involving Gumi seems to be good.
  18. Movies in which people's jaws are ripped open by reverse steel traps: ACCEPTABLE Books about killing people via dissection: ACCEPTABLE Songs involving murder, rape, drugs, and violence: ACCEPTABLE Game about hats and shooting at people wearing hats: SOCIETY DESTROYING MENACE BAN THIS SICK FILTH or, at least, that's the somewhat fallacy-ridden message I'm getting from these people
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    The SPUF Civil War: Rewrite

    SPAF CIVIL WAR PART ON PINT FIV THE REMIX wity nam didnt want to not be dead he ded fortunateedly huff wasnt ded so he took his axtinguishre (LOL IRONY LOL OLOL) and smascked the back guy in the head and he exploded and ded "lmao irony lol" said huff "lol" said binary "lol ollol" said binary again binary picked up a nuclear bomb and ate it but nothing much happened then wity nam was un ded and he was happy but JUTS THEN a troll appeared "i kil u fastly" said troll "no u" said huff but then witty remembered he was illegal and ran awayways TO BE COCTINUED
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    Turntable FM

    I think we should have more sweet jam parties
  21. <Witty Name>

    Adventures in Linux!

    I'm installing Backtrack Linux on a virtual machine to start practicing with security penetration testing (insert joke here). It seems like it'll be both fun and hazardous. Double bonus points!
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    The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style

    tfw I don't actually watch LoK
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    Quick! Get the tinfoil out! ALL OF IT!

    >JJ Abrams "HALF LENS 2: LENS FLARES ARE COOL RIGHT GUYS?"
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