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Code it entirely in Erlang.

context pls

Someone showed me that on the same day you posted it. CONSPIRACY

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public void killAllHumans(){killAllHumans();} Or, if they're running Windows: %0|%0 I mean uh BEEP BOOP LEGION

Big Rigs: Over The Road Zombie Hunting

Our ASL teacher taught us how to sign "SMOKE WEED" k

WE'RE STEPPING OUTSIDE

I am not impressed. This is quite literally some of the worst use of screen space I've ever witnessed in my life. It's beautiful on my older, smaller, 4:3 monitor, but turns into...this on my 16:9 monitor.

And by "life on the line" I mean "sitting inside whilst taking pictures of lightning outside my window" I do a fair bit of lightning photography whenever a storm hits, and I've gotten some nice shots today. Not sure of the date (one good photo) July 7th 2012 (two incredibly horrible photos with almost no lightning July 8th 2012 (three photos) December 4th 2012 (two photos) So far I haven't been hit by lightning through the window or blasted into outer space or generally maimed in hilariously unlikely ways.

inb4 mass effect 3 inb4 "11 OUT OF 10 STARS BEST GAME EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

well then that moved swiftly

ok then

A.K.A. "Blow things up simulator" You can get it right now as part of the latest Humble Bundle. It's incredibly fun and ridiculous in every way. Discuss/shout/flip tables below.

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I just did that one tiger face paint does not hold up to the power of the heavy mask

oh come on this is the best game those people do not know what they're doing

Yeah, you should be able to set the disk it tries to boot from when the computer's BIOS starts up. I forget what its exact name is, but it should require you to hit a function key.

gog danm it vaelv you've RUINED tf2 forver AGIAN i quit u idoits

NUUUUUUUUUUUU Member! I am the guy who spouts random witty jokes and sets things on fire Also triple 7 swagpost

If I see one more Black Friday ad, the United States will cease to exist as I explode in fury Also I'm mildly excited for Christmas.

jegus

I've dropped, bludgeoned, crushed, and generally mishandled the thing. The only visible result is a slight tint to one side of the screen if you view it from a sharp angle and make the entire screen black.

Try an AlphaSmart. These things are pretty amazing. They cost $169, but they're incredibly durable, use almost no battery power, and are quite good at what they do. I've used one for 3.5 years and it still works perfectly well, despite having typed at least a million words on it. I swear by it.

I could probably write the file input process, but I've never used JavaBeans. .5 buds pls