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actual tropes, not your utterly failed attempt at "humor"

i hat u 5ever pls go

trope me pls

Republiscrubs still couldn't get on Obama's level gg no re

republiscrubs need to goml I apologize for my state

delete system32 this reduces Steam crashes by 100%

what a jerk

too lazy to reset

I scratched my right glasses lens about a month ago. It's still really annoying jasjasfsjasf

The website is 150% serious. Just take a look at their other fine news articles.

My computer gets slow and laggy after running for a period of time between several hours and several days. Chrome winds up taking 30 seconds to launch and everything is just bleh. Also I accidentally 93MB of .rar files.

I kind of want to try my hand at this now.

Yes. I like this new idea.

I've seen math from SPACE drugs are bad kids

I've seen math on top of Mt. Everest. your move

if you had a PhD you would know that (presuming a function of f(X = 1/X)) the limit as X approaches 0 from the left is negative infinity and the limit as X approaches 0 from the right is positive infinity, therefore meaning that there is no real limit because the two ends aren't even going in the same direction lrn2math scrub

^That is the best thing

beautiful 10/10 would watch again

"Rocket Launhcer"

I'm going to watch random videos on youtube and write horrible creepypastas

Well, it is a giant storm smashing into a large cold front, so it's probably gonna be big. But yeah, school off? jealousy

Don't worry. If he weren't supposed to be here, he'd have stepped on a rage-mine already.

Welcome! I call dibs on his lungs.

People will turn to watch a train wreck, no matter how horrific it is.

those towers were all fake CERN is fake and also OP moon landing was fake internet is fake and needs a buff