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This does seem like a bit of an overreaction. Just slap him in the head with a fish and tell him to get his act together.

I could probably lend a hand with algorithm design, but I'm not too familiar with coding in anything other than C++ and Java.

EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE HAPPY BE HAPPY YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE YOU SO HAPPY SO HAPP- oh wait wrong reference anyways uh get 5,000 kills

But there's no race in politics! Honest! How did the spruces vote?

actual tropes, not your utterly failed attempt at "humor"

i hat u 5ever pls go

trope me pls

Republiscrubs still couldn't get on Obama's level gg no re

republiscrubs need to goml I apologize for my state

delete system32 this reduces Steam crashes by 100%

what a jerk

too lazy to reset

I scratched my right glasses lens about a month ago. It's still really annoying jasjasfsjasf

The website is 150% serious. Just take a look at their other fine news articles.

My computer gets slow and laggy after running for a period of time between several hours and several days. Chrome winds up taking 30 seconds to launch and everything is just bleh. Also I accidentally 93MB of .rar files.

I kind of want to try my hand at this now.

Yes. I like this new idea.

I've seen math from SPACE drugs are bad kids

I've seen math on top of Mt. Everest. your move

if you had a PhD you would know that (presuming a function of f(X = 1/X)) the limit as X approaches 0 from the left is negative infinity and the limit as X approaches 0 from the right is positive infinity, therefore meaning that there is no real limit because the two ends aren't even going in the same direction lrn2math scrub

^That is the best thing

beautiful 10/10 would watch again

"Rocket Launhcer"

I'm going to watch random videos on youtube and write horrible creepypastas

Well, it is a giant storm smashing into a large cold front, so it's probably gonna be big. But yeah, school off? jealousy