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Don't worry. If he weren't supposed to be here, he'd have stepped on a rage-mine already.

Welcome! I call dibs on his lungs.

People will turn to watch a train wreck, no matter how horrific it is.

those towers were all fake CERN is fake and also OP moon landing was fake internet is fake and needs a buff

you're welcome

so I'm not the only one

Hey. People are hats. Post if you're a hat.

gtfo or hats

also apparently that was my 666th post

Hatsune Miku- Bacterial Contamination Rammite: few seconds in Rammite: creepy skull-like thing Rammite: nopenopenonpeonopeonpoepno Someguyfromcrowd: watching it in fullscreen is better Rammite: NOPENOPENOPENOENOPEOPE

Hmm. This could be a problem. GET THE TORCHFORKS

Yet another reason to not vote for Mitt Robme. Hang on, I'm just gonna throw this on top of the pile.

Couldn't you just put the laptop at a different angle, then?

Take a picture against a flat background. The window messes with your appearance, whether it's open or closed. If you have to pick between the two, go with the first (you might want to try taking a picture with your monitor off, though, since it's making you blue).

I haven't gone trick-or-treating in years. On that note, I am totally dressing as the Scout this year. Also we've had this thing for years where we drop a ghost made of bedsheets onto people with a pulley. The problem is, everyone knows it's there and they can also see me hiding in the bushes waiting to drop it. I need ideas for scaring people in an innovative way, ideally without causing any fatalities.

We gave Japanese scientists (who were doing some of the same things) some dosh in return for giving us their findings. Also apparently my great grandfather was possibly involved in inventing the battery powered electric torpedo for the Germans just before WWII :o

Executive people with soundwaves so powerful that they die of concussive force. Ideally it'd be a mixture of Justin Beiber, Nicki Minaj, and One Direction. MR. BONE'S WILD EXECUTION

TODD 2012?

goml scrub pyro is op al he do is w+m1 and i cant kil

I do happen to own a lead-holder pencil that can be sharpened to a point fine enough to puncture skin with moderate pressure. hmm it's so beautiful

My condolences. Sometimes, the best of friends feel the least of loss. If you don't feel hurt, yet you loved your father dearly, then you've come to understand his death. That's a good thing, I think. You can still respect him for what he was without being smothered by sadness. Just keep him in your heart and you'll be alright.

oh wait oops Rynjin dangit your name looks like Rammite pls nerf

There is such a thing as a no-win scenario. I don't know about your schools, but where I'm from, you get thrown into suspension or worse if you're carrying a knife or anything remotely dangerous (an elementary school kid was once suspended for carrying a combination fork-spoon-knife he got from the Cub Scouts). Arming yourself ain't feasible here.

To be brutally honest, your idea is horrible. Fear breeds suffering. Dropping to the level of the people you're resisting does nothing but make you the villain.

Yeah. It'll be even worse in the year 5,391,563,575,642,953,977,777,305,199,465, since out 128 bit time codes simply won't be able to handle it, resetting our calendars to the year 5,391,563,575,642,953,977,777,305,195,525 BC.