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/removes glasses my god

Not pictured: the panel where they get smashed by a collapsing bridge

goml scrubs join the wity nam empire fourth faction we're making this happen

I didn't know stupidity of this degree was permissible under United States law.

uhhh no that's more conspiracy-theorist than believing the Moon landings were faked.

Convert two gallons to teaspoons. Don't look anything up or use a calculator. Now convert twenty-five liters to milliliters. Again, don't look anything up or use a calculator. Now tell me which is more complicated: 2 gallons * 4 quarts/gallon * 2 pints/quart * 2 cups/pint * 16 tablespoons/cup * 3 teaspoons/cup OR 25 liters * 1000 milliliters/liter

you mean our Americeptionalism

Next thing you know they'll be allowing pizza pants.

^ actual quote from debate

indeed

Didn't Romney argue more with the moderator than with Obama?

I still need to play most of the games from the fifth Humble Indie Bundle.

I've never played a Legend of Zelda game for any reasonable span of time. bro fist etc

IT KEEPS CRASHING

Two guys walk into a bar.They will go on to live brief, meaningless lives in the finite yet inescapable train of agony that is the existence of the poor man, falling forever into the void seven years later in an alcoholic stupor under a cloudy night sky.Here's the punchline: One of them had a hat

This is so bad. 10/10 please continue

The Heart BreakerNOW

What did Hellfire do to Silent?Nothing because he had no liver.

I'd comment but it's late so: /thread

On bigSPUF, I give out 18. Here, I'm not sure.

I use Songbird instead like a cool person

I'm interested. I'll go as a pirate.