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CHAPTER THREE POINT FIVE scout wepons man was sad one day. his hat was not a hat because it was a hatless hat hat hat. medci appeared and saided "ZIS ZIS ZIS ZIS ZIS" medci exploded scuot got up and walked outside. outside was like inside but different. he saw a flock of birds and felt happy suddenly "i will get a hat that is a hat," he said with determine scuot went to the hat store, but it was close becuase it was sunday. so he went to the hat store instead. inside were lots of hats. he found a hat that was a hat and bought it medci appeared and said "NO" to be continued

One day, three men were standing on a street corner at night."Hey," asked one, "do you have the time?""Yeah, it's two-"The second man couldn't finish because the trio were hit by a drunk driver.

So a guy walks into a bar.He gets horribly drunk and kills three people in a T-bone collision at two in the morning.

I've found the perfect avatar.:pinkiegasm:

Yeah, that's Renard from the album art for In Vivo.

This?something named Kazu or whatever

Rynjin is right. You should get avatars like mine instead.

this would be a relevant statement if any of your posts were even slightly amusing

I've been working on a remix of The Barrens for a little while. Any thoughts? I'm adding a few more tweaks as I wait for FA to come back online.

I could play Highlander if you want me to.Sniper sounds alright, but I'm also a competent Scout, Soldier, Heavy, Medic, and Spy.

why is verumae talking to himself :confused:Seriously, it's getting old.

HL2:DM strikes again.

I'm incredibly UP. Everyone else is OP.Also do we have an organized spreadsheet of what everyone will be like? If not, we need one.

alpha leaknot beta leaki sue you for emotional distressgibe $100,000,000 pls:troll:

HOT OFF THE PRESSES ALPHA LEAKbinary added hatsenhanced image of hat-related screenshot

celebrities and rich people are exempt from normal jailthat's how 'murica worksWhy do you hate freedom?

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boolean response = true;uhh wait you were aiming that at cactus

This seems vaguely familiar. Has it come up before? hee hee

I say you turn into a jet and bomb the Russians drop off Skye at SPUFville at 1000 kph

asfjsafjsajjasjfa I really want to get into this Beta now

Great, we've got a hostage situation.Well, you know what?I'm taking myself hostage.

I can be the BLU roamer, Scout, or pocket (ideally roamer).