<Witty Name>

don't bee pedantic about it

​Hive no fear. I've got plenty.

what's all the buzz about?

i can't beelieve that you're upset

​If the sysadmin falls for that, then god damn it must be easy to become a sysadmin. ​click click click bash click click apt-get update

Ask the sysadmin to whitelist *.*. Tell him that it's an academic research website ezpz

I h-hope tannerite-senpai notices me more like tsunderite

​i guess you'll need to bee more careful next time

​I'm working on the IBM Guardium team, which is database security for big name banks and hospitals and such. Make sure to suggest that passwords be limited to ten characters to prevent "meet-in-the-middle decryption algorithm attacks"

Congratulations! Do you know what kind of work you'll be doing yet?

I frequently play support in PvP games because of GIBE MID / GIBE CARRY types. I don't mind it, though; it's a bit less stressful and lets you do more interesting things.

buy now

more like MSPA with furries, eh? it actually does look pretty good though

I've read the first four books, I think. Wound up getting distracted.

​so I guess you could say that was the Maine event

welp

​Even the "correct" form of her powers is vague enough that it's insanely powerful. Touhou's characters are a prime example of this; those with the vaguest and most general powers (e.g. boundary manipulation) are the most powerful, since there are a billion ways to use the ability. Being able to cause extremely unlikely events to happen routinely would allow you to truly absurd stuff. For example, there is a non-negligible possibility that you'll get hit by a taxi in New York. She could cause taxis to run over everyone she doesn't like in the span of five minutes.

So you're saying that a comic book character has broken/poorly designed powers? I've also heard that the Pope wears a funny hat...

​I watched one of your games on a whim and you immediately died to techies pls

The enemy now knows that couriers are death. Send couriers into the lanes to scare their heroes away. Gank mid with a courier. Get rax in 15 minutes because the enemy is hiding in fountain.

m.c. witty coming at you with the NEW META: If you're up against an all-melee enemy lineup, grab techies. Have him buy nothing but couriers. Place the couriers around your jungle and lanes. Give them some clarities so that it looks like you're just a clueless team that can't manage couriers. Then, plant some mines under them. cruise your way to a 20 minute victory

​Not really. At least I there was some kind of comedic value to the video (I was not expecting him to shout "STOP! FUCKING STOP!", and unexpected events are fundamental to comedy). The ad made me want to go back to bed, possibly after taking a double dose of sleep meds.