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  1. <Witty Name>

    A realization. [ponies]

    All I know is that I heard Rock My Pony in the background.
  2. <Witty Name>

    Which drink is best drink?

    I like diet Pepsi, but nothing beats plain old water for general hydration and whatnot.
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    Minecraft

    Spawn in an ocean.Cry.
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    Minecraft

    My tower looks toasty.I've got my inventory set up, although I can't remember exactly what's in it. Big things:4 iron ingots, 7 iron blocks8 gold ingots, 3 gold blocks9 diamonds21 lapis blocksdiamond pick, axe, sword, and shovel
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    My defense of Mac computers.

    get outta hereI can deadlift a sock
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    Terrifying Musical Sounds

    FL Studio 10 (Fruity Edition).I also know how to use Modplug, which is a less user-friendly but much more portable tracker I keep on a flash drive.
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    Terrifying Musical Sounds

    Late reply is late fwee thanks. I'll try some more traditional stuff soon. I made another track in a few hours: Falling I'm still trying to figure out how to get a good bassline sound.
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    My defense of Mac computers.

    You pay a premium for a shiny case.
  9. <Witty Name>

    Minecraft

    I have a few slots left, if anyone really needs me to carry something.
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    Minecraft

    Server's up.
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    What time is it? ADVENTURE TIME!!

    Yeah, I kind of like it.
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    Minecraft

    Any "economy" mod is doomed to failure due to utterly massive inflation.However, some basic Bukkit stuff would be nice. I'd like to be able to use /nick to change my username to <Witty Name> so that it's easier to figure out who I am, for example.
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    Dwarf Fortress

    Alright, I've finally gotten back into this game after a long while without playing it. In a nutshell, it's a game about making drunkenâ˜ș marks scurry about getting drunk, digging fortresses, getting drunk, catching on !!fire!!, getting drunk, etc. Some things you can do: [*=left]Carve fortresses out of mountainsides and fill them with cheese [*=left]Launch minecarts filled with magma at waves of invading goblins, turning them into flat, crispy goblins [*=left]Tame an army of bloodthirsty elephants [*=left]Flood the entire map with water [*=left]Flood the entire map with lava [*=left]Chain an elf up in a glass room (elves hate glass) and dump wooden tools on his head (elves hate wooden tools) whilst pouring magma on him (elves are flammable) [*=left]Grapeshot the dining hall with sawblades by derailing a high-speed minecart [*=left]Drop an entire fortress on a dragon's head [*=left]Build impenetrable walls out of soap [*=left]Kill elves with volleys of ballista bolts [*=left]Kill elves with thrown pebbles [*=left]Kill elves [*=left]Build a Turing-compatible computer [*=left]Stick your dwarves in a room full of training spears to turn them into supersoldiers [*=left]Make beer The learning curve is steeper than a vertical line, but it's pretty darn fun regardless. The vanilla game uses 100% ASCII art, but there are tilepacks to make it a bit easier to understand (I'm sticking with plain ASCII for now). There is no way to win. Remember: Losing is Fun!
  14. <Witty Name>

    The Olympics

    We're just getting the tape-delayed opening ceremonies.An army of Mary Poppins just fought off legions of evil nightmares as a 100 foot tall Voldemort stood in the background.ok
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    Minecraft

    I'm guessing people are posting names for the nonexistent whitelist I imagined existed. My MC name is "Someguyfromcrowd".
  16. <Witty Name>

    Which Coast is Dominant Coast?

    Gulf coast.
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    Air Travel

    We once got stranded in Hawaii for hours because a firebug had started some blaze that made it impossible for fresh pilots to get to the airport. We left well after midnight. I walked 11,000 steps that day by pacing back and forth in the airport. Yeah, well once they only gave us ONE package of pretzels.
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    Tribes: Acend

    When in doubt, Technician. They nerfed the SMGs recently, but holy Batman that class can be deadly.In CTG (Capture the Generator) mode, you don't need to worry about stupid things like turrets, radar, sensors, or flags. You just keep the gen room under control and win, even though you lose!
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    Deus Ex Human Revolution

    Alright, finished the game. The final boss was a bit short, but it was okay.Panchaea came the heck out of nowhere. lolspoilers
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    Games in dire need of a good remake.

    Battlefield 2142.Great game, but it's really old and outdated at this point. A modern remake with destruction physics and some more toys would be great.
  21. I'll see what I can do about a full-blown tinfoil hat remodel.
  22. <Witty Name>

    Time For A Texan Genocide

    Good point. You should break the katana in half with your toe and eat it before beating the intruder to death, though.
  23. <Witty Name>

    Time For A Texan Genocide

    Be a real man and get a seven foot long katana, then beat intruders to death with the handle.
  24. <Witty Name>

    The (Sub) SPUF Game Nights

    Alien Swarm lolol With paranoia like ours, the game would last point two femtoseconds.Count me in.
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