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    The Archive

    Mr. Bidwell: Saxton Hale! The subSPUFers don't want pictures, sir! Saxton Hale: WHAT? Okay, then, we'll use this newfangled ZIP thing! Mr. Bidwell: Yes sir. And thus there was a SPUF zip. And thus there was a chesse20 zip. To read the pages, open each folder and look at "index.html". This is how it was all outputted by Scrapbook and I don't want to try and figure out how to make it any simpler so deal with it ha.
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    I Wanna Be the Guy

    I've played it, but didn't get past the first major boss fight with the flying thingy. I wound up taking the bottom route.Gotta finish it.
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    The Archive

    All of them. That one is OP lol l2p
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    The Archive

    Sadly I lost that one. I didn't expect it to die.
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    The Memorable Quotes Thread

    <Witty Name> cancels playing Dwarf Fortress; Distracted by Carp
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    The Memorable Quotes Thread

    "Okay, there are dwarves walking around, though it's next to the wagon with the equipment that immediately explodes into clouds of boiling bronze while the dwarves flash between the dwarf and bar symbol wearing no-material clothes, but there are dwarves walking around.""There was a typo in the siegers' campfire code. When the fires went out, so did the game.""Bug #563: mayor ordered himself beaten for failing to make crystal glass objects""Litast Idenudesh, baby, is throwing a tantrum! Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has lost consciousness. Inod Litastrilem, Mayor, has bled to death." Dwarf Fortress is a neverending source of quotations.
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    SPUF Fortress

    A friend of mine is trying to develop a top-down game in Java with some basic RTS functionality. With some minor modifications it could easily become SPUF: The Game: The Movie: The Game.Also add me as a furry miniboss that appears if you kill an equal number of bronies and anti-bronies in that level Silent described, just to mess with people. Also it should play something like this, but 500 times harder.
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    SPUF Fortress

    Why not make a simple game called "SPUF Invaders"?You'd be eram shooting ban-hammers at incoming waves of trolls, spammers, and Cructo alt accounts.
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    Pootis Song Here

    "You Deserve a Medal" might work, although it's hard to get a quick sound out of YOUDIS YOUDIS YOUDISSlap my hand...yes.
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    Pootis Song Here

    I want to make another song like A Song About Pootis or Vs. ETF2L Heavy, but don't want to use the heavy_needdispenser01.wav file. Give me ideas. I want to use one or two voice files max. heavy_needsentry01.wav and heavy_needteleporter01.wav are not included since they're too similar.tl;dr gibe ideas plois
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    Your web history.

    I bounced through a forum for a game called Gruntz, then worked my way through Neopets, the Spore Forums, Runescape, and Adventure Quest for a while before ditching all of them and moving onto a webcomic forum, SPUF, and a smattering of other websites like NationStates and whatnot.Somewhere along the line I changed character fifty times.
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    Any games that you hate that everybody else seems to love?

    I'll agree that Fallout: New Vegas beat Fallout 3 in gameplay, but not in story. I kinda wish we could have Fallout 3's story with Fallout NV's mechanics. EndWar in general The PS3 game is confusing, takes forever to finish a single battle, and deleted my save file for no reason halfway through. Also the DS game was bad too. The difficulty curve was through the roof. Hello fellow ZP fan.
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    Do you leave messages when you rep people?

    I always leave messages. I try to be witty.I give 20 rep apparently.
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    US Navy makes railgun prototype

    Wow guys, that's pretty cussing OP. It's like the Liberty Launcher but even more OP and more of a crutch. I can't believe what the U.S. Navy is doing. They're just catering to F2P military groups.It needs no random crits.
  15. Part of the problem is that nobody knows how to apply a simple highpass filter to the music. That results in the gates of hell being pulled through a speakerphone. [*]Open Audition/Wavepad/Whatever [*]Find the highpass filterand use it to cut down the bass [*]Normalize the music to 35% or so People also have difficulties giving others a turn. It's a tad annoying when someone plays the same song twice in a row without so much as a second's pause between iterations. On an unrelated note, getting rid of votekick sounds good. It aggravates me when I see votekick notifications pop up for no apparent reason.
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    I have achieved ultimate TF2 Swag.

    From what this thread has shown me, I can only assume that the best way to get banned on SPUF is to sneeze.
  17. Agreed. I'm surprised nobody tried to votekick me after I killed the guy trying to cap the point on Hightower four times (and then he capped it on the fifth try). It seems like we need a better explanation of what to do and what not to do. That was a legitimate simulation of the sound of SPUF in its natural habitat and you know it. BLBLBLLBBLBLLABABABABARBAABRLABLBWBAWHWAWHABLBLBLLBLBLB
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    Homestuck

    I've only read up to the point where they introduce the guy with the hashing inventory system. Gotta read some more.The problem is that this selection has too many PAGES and CHAPTERS.also SB&HJ is the best, dog
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    The How-you-got-your-name Thread

    Well, you see, my common Internet alias is Someguyfromcrowd, a reference to the "Guy From Crowd" in the Decline of Video Gaming series. However, SPUF does not accept names longer than 15 characters, and that name has 16 characters in it. Unable to think of a funny name, I just put a placeholder there and called it good enough. Meet the <Witty Name>.
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    What are you know for?

    Don't make me get the toaster.
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    Your first vidya gaem?

    My first video game? It was a weird PC game that I played when I was two years old. You moved around a map and got a key and got to the exit. It scared me for some reason.
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    A Touching Story

    Behold my writing prowess I'm writing a sequel too. Read it or Saxton Hale will perform a NON PAINFUL FLEX and explode your hippie brain.
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    What are you know for?

    Also I find grammar errors inexcusable. The thread title enrages me. Haters gonna hate, haters gonna hate~
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    A Touching Story

    You can't have it. It's my lods of emone.
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    Japanese shows!

    How about Japanese movies?I just watched Paprika. If you want the movie in a nutshell, just look here
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