Skye

i am so so sorry ._.

"YOU'VE BEEN LIQUIDATED."

The Scarven Sovereign Formerly known as The Authr, you were the lord and master of your own realm of imagination and fiction. That is, until your partner in creation, the Imbecilic Cartoonist, dared you five bucks that you couldn't survive ten minutes outside your own 650x450 pixel paradise. Never one to decline a bet, you have done just that, finding yourself in some strange realm where everything appears to be made of paper. It's disorienting to lack your usual omniawesomeness as an author, now reduced to another character in another fictional property, but hopefully, you'll be able to survive this new world without any significant shenanigans. Hopefully. there character bio i best writer gg no re

Legion Commander is now a woman. I'm okay with this.

Apparently: Still disappointed by the patch, though. I know I've complained about people being upset by no new heroes with every patch, but three weeks is quite a while. :/

Top 20% as Spy, Top 40% as Medic or Sniper, Top 60% as anything else.

Quite an achievement. Well done, mate.

Underrated as hell.

facade sssssssssh also buy my tidehunter ward plz 1 key no lowball fast add gg

My tendency to random makes me a "jack of all trades, master of none". I probably enjoy roles like semi-carry or utility the most, especially if they can jungle or push well (because lodsofemone). I've been told that I'm a good support player as well - apparently I am the bestest Treant Protector that there ever was - but I tend to get frustrated a lot in that role. I'm sure with time, I'll gain the patience to go Crystal Maiden without wanting to kill myself.

And now for another exciting installment in "Skye gets something he didn't want from a chest and has to spend two hours trying to find someone who will buy it for a fair price before giving up and throwing it on DOTA Warehouse".

oh god my sides

Aw, man, I remember when I had one of those. Back in the days when trading was new and I didn't know how valuable this thing would become. Drat.

Bane!Alchemist is coming.

You're going to love the post-beta period when they've done the existing heroes and the new heroes take about six months to get created and implemented. Okay, granted, the beta period is going to be ages because Valve, but still, people only get to complain about no new heroes when they've played every single hero already in the game. And you're not Facade, so ha. that said, i would have liked skywrath mage too

(In earnest, I think it's just a coincidence.)

So this happened. Hmmmph. What a waste. There is no honor in defeat. (Let this stand as a monument to my greatest failure in the name of the Faceless Ones, and how I must strive harder to honor them. I may have lost faith, but I haven't lost heart.)

Goddamn that is cool. +rep

It's not entirely new, but it's stuff like this that makes Liquid my favourite team.

They changed my main menu music. I... I want it back. I want it back now. Also yes, that's Daniel Craig, and no, I have no idea why.

Yeah, that's a thing now. I mean, we knew it was going to happen, but now it's officially a thing. Here's a list of things about it: [*]The release date is slated for "Holiday 2013". [*]It will have "an x86 processor, an 8-core combined CPU/GPU, and 8 GB of unified GDDR5 memory (versus the PS3's 512 megabytes)". [*]It has Facebook and Netflix and all that bollocks. [*]It can connect to the PSVita and vice versa. [*]Bungie's recently announced Destiny will be a PS4 title. [*]Diablo 3 will be ported to the PS4 (and PS3). [*]Some game called Knack which is basically That One Playstation Launch Game Which is a Cutesy Japanese Platformer That Sucks. [*]Watch Dogs - that really good looking game from the last E3? - is officially on the PS4. [*]Some sort of Final Fantasy game is coming to the PS4. [*]Capcom is making something called Deep Down, but it isn't Megaman Anniversary Collection so you shouldn't give a shit. [*]Another ♥♥♥♥ing Killzone sequel. [*]Another ♥♥♥♥ing Infamous sequel. [*]Jonathon Blow - the guy who made Braid - is making a game called The Witness for the PS4 (as well as PC and iOS). [*]The PS4 will not be backwards compatible. The Witness, which looks beautiful. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7h7AleSCF4 ...But it's coming to PC anyway. So yeah. (Sorry if there is any important or incorrect information in this. Early days, might be getting rumors instead of facts for something.)

Ah, I was putting it like that to avoid such a thing - the newbie who wouldn't know to get boots and then upgrade. But yeah, that's a problem. Lemme fix that. Cheers.