Skye

> Pay a tribute to Skye for entering his sacred domain of interactive prose. > Hire one of the cannibals for your crew.

Sega in charge of Dawn of War? I'm not sure how I feel about this. >:

They actually removed most of the memetic lines, such as "You mad?", due to community feedback. He no longer says them. The worst he gets is just "You've been trolled!", which is already a line said by at least one character (Meepo). Also hating on memes is, in itself, a meme at this point - and even if I'm being overly critical (which I am, I admit), it's just plain annoying now, so please add something more constructive in your next post. Back on topic, I'm so glad All Random is now in Matchmaking. I think those are going to be my new hunting grounds.

Hmmmmm... Nope. Nope, I'd still have her.

Time to check the DOTA Reddit today. Hm, what's this? WHOOPS THERE GO MY PANTS

http://www.sketchtoy.com/19341816

We had a game where I got Lone Druid. Game starts, nothing to worry about, but we start getting killed a bit too often and at least two teammates are like "this is over, we're going to lose." So I get a Hand of Midas. Forty minutes later, I ate their barracks and we killed the ancient. FUCK YOUR PESSIMISM

I'm sorry, but you seem too restricted by your narrative, and seem to be sacrificing the flow of the story by reinforcing cohesion when unnecessary. I feel that the development of biotech could have been explored more, if you hadn't felt the need to end the episode early - as is the flaw of the episodic format for some people. I also feel disappointed by the lack of motivation behind the scrubs, who could have had an interesting backstory or relation to chesse20, that was also left unexplored. Alas, I must give it 3 stars and a review of "barely appetizing". Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to wonder why the fuck I just bothered typing all of that.

Cactus is getting mad at video games?! (In fairness, that didn't sound like a fun game. I know the pain of being That Guy Who Has To Do The Initating With That Cool Ultimate Or Something and having the slightest error highlighted. Tis not my favourite of times.)

I am an author. I am the vessel of the things that could be and never shall. When everything is blank, it is my solemn duty to weave and fabricate something from nothing. As it does, my mind opens many doors to the imagined and the real and that which lies between. Sometimes, a door can open the other way. ...Ahem. I didn't spend a full ten minutes writing that. SO HEY Spuf Civil War that's a cool thing.

I'm afraid this puppet is already under my contrl.

Don't you say that about my Lanaya. She's a fine girl.

Outworld Destroyer is now Outworld Demolisher.

His intestines will make for a fantastic scarf.

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLoRePwY_7o Fucking Mud Golems.

...I see.

I assume that availability is not an issue, so I'll throw out a good film - Serenity - and a badly-good film - Birdemic.

Skye plays Ursa: "Those are some nice jungle creeps you've got there..."

Because I like to sow strife and chaos. _

Presented for your consideration; an eighteen minute fan film about Sonic the Hedgehog. It's live action, there's awkward CG, some laughable acting, and Jaleel White in it. HOW CAN IT GO WRONG And now for discussion about it in spoilers (just for me, of course - anyone who scrolled further than this is beyond my spoilered salvation). And also, count the cameos! I spotted

Sorry, we forgot that you're the expert here. Do not punish our insolent opinions with your mighty wrath, master.

I wish the UK government had as much of a sense of humour as the US. Funny stuff here. +like

He's disappointed because you can't try as hard as him. Two more charges left on this thing. I've got to use these jokes well before I cross the It's Getting Old threshold.