Just a Gigolo

Why do the paticipant medals always look the best?:pinkiegasm:

I conquer.:pinkiegasm:

I love potato skins.:pinkiegasm:

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElfzaOBQRM8 Now stop showing those ♥♥♥♥ing ads for her shitty movies all the time. Extra racism from a different movie. :pinkiegasm:

I have made my decision about this game.*clears throat*It's a gay game for gay babies.That is all.:pinkiegasm:

The way something becomes a "meme" is through overuse. A joke is not funny for the 100th time, so that's why memes aren't funny by design.With some memes, like "Arrow to the knee," it becomes so unfunny and overused so fast, you can't even tell if it was funny at one point. That's the curse of the internet.Then unfunny people flock to said memes in an attempt to be "cool" like everyone else. Look how many kids run around servers as a Demopan these days. Have they actually seen the original TF2 thread that spawned Demopan? Probably not, but you'll find them running around seeking attention.:pinkiegasm:

Attention Toonami Faithful: We heard you. On 05.26.12 — [adult swim] (@adultswim) I cried a manly tear.:pinkiegasm:

That explains everything.http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBJZwYpHUBo :pinkiegasm:

Which is why you should give the bonesaw the heal taunt, so it would be like the bat/mackerel.It would also fix its balance issues with the Solomon Vow.:pinkiegasm:

That scum hole is an insult to oppressive third-world nations.:pinkiegasm:

Simple logic escapes you. :pinkiegasm:

It still has an ability that the bonesaw doesn't, so it's an upgrade.Just when I thought you could get any worse...If you want to save the bonesaw, just give it the amputator's taunt, and then the amputator would just be a set skin like the holy mackerel.:pinkiegasm:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1189988320/tentacle-bento-by-soda-pop-miniaturesIt's a tentacle rape card game. How can it get any better than this?Ironically, my attention to this fine product was from one of many of Kotaku's feminazi articles complaining about the game. If it wasn't for people who don't understand humor and freedom of speech, I would of never known I could of gave these people money.:pinkiegasm:

Well it's funding has been suspended.Hypocritical of them, seeing as how things like "Kitten in a blender," Leisure Suit Larry," and "Smut King" got funded.I guess sometimes political correctness and Feminazi bitching is more important than freedom of speech, humor, and having a fun time.:pinkiegasm:

Well if you back them you get the game for free, and some extra swag too. They do the payment with Amazon, so it's really easy. :pinkiegasm:

What if we acted out the execution scene from Boondock Saints?

But I'm like Wombat, I believe everything I read, even if it's really stupid.:pinkiegasm:

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqDBB0no6dQ&ob=av2e :pinkiegasm:

Low blow, dude. Low blow. :pinkiegasm:

Because candiru.:pinkiegasm:

There is a fish called the candiru that will swim up your penis and eject barbs in your shaft to drink your blood.Thankfully, it's only in South America.:pinkiegasm:

I have a credit card, so no. It's funny though, Gamestop has their own digital download service, but they're selling Steam cards. It's like if Wallmart sold Target gift cards. I remember a while back when the Gamestop clerk asked me if I wanted to pre-order Saints Row 3, and I said I already did on Steam, he got pissed at me. Oh how the times have changed.:pinkiegasm:

We still have an IRC?:pinkiegasm:

This will make the last episode less depressing. Best mother's day episode EVER!!! :pinkiegasm:

I've now figured out a 100% accurate way of telling if your team is going to win.Do they have more skins than your team? If yes, you lose. If no, you win.Note, free skins don't count. They have to be store bought.EDITIs it bad I want to play this more than I do TF2?:pinkiegasm: