Just a Gigolo

HEY, I posted two songs about fucking dead people, and one about dead babies.

I can't believe Ian is making new people do that.

I'd count Spoony, if he uploaded a video more than twice a year.

The versus community on L4D is the worst I've ever played with.NEVER AGAIN!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYM7cxxm2i0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLAX5vQolNI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmhwV-Cxceo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDVhm0TErHs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u87DKtfZHxo

With my nudity? *cough* pedo *cough*

Every weapon can be easily obtained in TF2 through crafting or the random drop system. Not that it matters, since only 3 weapon in TF2 are direct upgrades, and those 3 are melee weapons that are overshadowed by achievement weapons. I played Battlefield Heroes before it went Pay2Win, so don't expect Tribes to last long.

Expect to to spread to all other Valve games, and possibly even Steam.Like how they used TF2 to test the store concept, and now we have it in Portal 2 and Dota 2.

Expect them to keep doing it over and over again. Their F2P is based around paying for power, so they need to create a reason for people to buy weapons.Thankfully, TF2 is based around hats, so until the day hats turn into power, we're safe.

I was happy about strange detonator. I was even more happy when I unboxed one. Now they just need to add a strange Disciplinary Action, and I'll have every strange I care about.

This system would get abused like ♥♥♥♥ from day one, and Gabe knows it.I can see some shitty scenarios playing out with it. Like people trading items for good ratings, people giving you a bad rating if you refuse their trade/group invite, or just groups of griefers who go after popular Steam accounts for the fun of it. Lets say I was playing TF2, and I pissed some player off by dominating him. With this system, he would go and give me a bad rating for just playing the game properly. Valve would just see the report, and just think I was being an asshole in the game. They wouldn't know any of the facts, and I would be charged more money.Someone being an "asshole" can also be very subjective. Just like how there are two sides to every argument. Valve has no idea if that person was actually being an asshole or not, who started it, and if the person was actually telling the truth.

I caught this before the mods killed it.

I foresee so many penis shaped rooms in the future.

You find yourself in Dustbowl, and you have your pick of the mercenaries.Which one would you sleep with?Which one would you marry?Which one would you kill?

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Because fake sex with video game characters is serious business.

But the Pyro is most likely male. It even says it in the 360 game booklet.The only reason people started thinking the Pyro was female, was because of that purse like object in the spawn. It would take a simple minded person, with an incredibly sexist view of gender roles to think that only women can own purses or things with flowers on them. It's like hearing birds outside your window, and automatically coming to the conclusion that it's a condor.Either way, you probably have a 95% chance of screwing a dude. I'm not judging your pick, but your reasoning behind it doesn't add up.

The Pyro is most likely a male, but you have no idea what the Pyro looks like. It's like playing Russian Roulette. Hertz would be off in Dustbowl, but you'd be in the never ending gangbang world.

Lets just say you're hands would be too full to do that. Plus, you have godmode.

If you kill yourself, you respawn in a world where you're constantly forced to sleep with every mercenary over and over again, until the end of time.

Those things may not fit the theme of the game, but at least they aren't hyper-detailed abortions.All the Poor and Irish would get the mask, and go around wearing it with what other free hats they can get. There aren't very many free misc items out there, so we'd be seeing a lot of it. Plus all the 12 year old kids who have to be "UBER HARDCORE" would wear it over any other good misc.The misc doesn't fit with a single hat in the game, let alone any soldier hats.

It's over detailed, looks stupid, doesn't fit in TF2 the slightest, and it makes you look like that one stupid metal band.If TF2's artstyle is a house fire, people that are defending this hat are basically saying "It's already on fire, lets throw more gas on it."So far all the "free" hats have been not so bad, but if this had been the promo, we'd all be suffering right now.

It is indeed a gay hat for gay babies.