Just a Gigolo

Does the Pope shit in the woods... er bear shit in the woods?

I just lost all faith in humanity.

Do you eat funny tasting brownies with out knowing what's in them?

But that's physically impossible. Are you sure you're not retarded? Can you check again? Maybe you're getting a contact high off of someone and you just don't know it.

For being able to fit 3 soda bottles in my ass. You have Tim and Eric in your signature, so that means you're either retarded or constantly stoned.

http://www.theverge.com/2012/3/2/2840932/exclusive-valve-steam-box-gaming-consoleAll my money!!!

That's why I blame Ikea Boy.

I blame Ikea Boy.

Cructo just likes fucking amputee's in the butt in a track shed.

I'm Irish, besides the Indian my great grandpa raped.

http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2012/03/hog60/

Minecraft ripped off Terraria.

I'm addicted to jacking off hin Guy's hotpockets.

http://ttabvue.uspto.gov/ttabvue/v?pno=91202572&pty=OPP&eno=1Blizzard isn't really suing, they're just challenging Valve's copyright of the name "DOTA." Valve of course tried to copyright "DOTA" a while back, not "Defense of the Ancients" for what it matters. Even though Valve has Eul, the creator of the phrase, working at Valve, Blizzard still says they have the rights to it. According to Blizzard, their EULA for uploading a custom map to battlenet somehow gives them the rights to "DOTA." A EULA on the other hand can be challenged in court, since I could make a game with a EULA stating you have to give me a million dollars if agree to the terms.For PC Gamers, this is like Mommy and Daddy having a fight. Well I guess if Mommy starting whoring herself out for A Pimp Named Activision, and daddy is a fat guy who can't count to three.http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=462639http://kotaku.com/5883938/blizzard-and-valve-go-to-war-over-dota-nameIn other news, ID is suing Valve over TF2.

This I can bate to.

The eram hate group now belongs to us.http://steamcommunity.com/groups/--HoE--

For Davy Jones.You will be missed.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ornP4eeCyBI

He hates queen? Get the angry mob.

Someone is imitating our good friend Tyrone. This person is clearly not Tyrone. So far the fake Tyrone has confirmed to be a SUF ♥♥♥♥♥♥, so lets round up every SUF ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and kill them. That will solve this issue somehow. It's most likely Guy, since he's jealous of Tyrone's ability to throw a party that doesn't suck.Why someone would try to soil Tyrone's good name is beyond me.

Fixed that for you.You inbred piece of shit.

I have an idea. "CODFortress 2"Basically it would be a bunch of SMG Snipers corner camping, tea bagging, and maybe a few shots of people with stupid COD names saying typical troll things in chat.It would probably take some editing skill to do. Maybe even a voice over.

I play minecraft every once and again. Not as good as the hype says it is, but it's a good time waster.

Verumae.

The streets ran red with the blood of our foes. Just look out the window.