Just a Gigolo

Has the first game even been out a year yet?

​Who do you think you are, Verumae?

Simon, it goes full Cell Saga.

​You'r right, Indiana Jones really hates snakes.

Better? ​I approve.

You made me Labeouf? Fuck you too.

​What, you mean that dancing with a monkey, who is basically god, and later kissing him so his balls can get bigger and literally drop like apples, one of them dropping in the spirit world, so then they drink the juice out of the monkey balls, turn into woman and somehow die is weird? ​That sounds like a good Monkey Ball origin story.

​Hugs not drugs, bro.

Brianna Wu does have a striking resemblance to Mojo Jojo.

Thank you, Doop.

If it makes you feel better, I've vendored the bow from Sunwell twice while trying to get my mage a tmog.

​DualJay confirmed for Hitler. ​Not even Hitler is that evil.

​https://youtu.be/q47Fgixl6EY?t=4s

Two updates in a single month, rejoice.

​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EPRSvFOyIE

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/search?q=nigger&f=wowcharacter

Weed just makes too much money for it to remain illegal for too long. Eventually all the other states will want in on some of that sweet tax money and tourism the other states are getting.

I refuse to use Origin, and only savages use a console to play an FPS, so I guess I'll just ignore it.

​Well I mean, it's pretty difficult to be a sneaky traitor when you're having an asthma attack. Might help with the dying, though... ​Just imagine Guy betraying us.

​ Does the black guy do anything besides look tired and confused? ​At least he's not betraying the main characters and/or dying. ​Yet.

Does the black guy do anything besides look tired and confused?

"His life may be ogre, but his spirit lives on."

Well you are blaxican, so they'd probably confuse it for a gun.