Just a Gigolo

No, you just got talked at like in all the other Half Life games. Blue Shift just sucks, whereas Opposing Forces was a lot better, and has more opportunity for story. He's so mediocre and bland. If he made a Portal/Half Life movie, it wouldn't be bad, but it would just end up being boring and forgettable. At least a bad movie would be rememberable. :pinkiegasm:

JJ Abrams?! NOOOOOooOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOoOoOOoOooOoOoOOOooo.... *deep breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Fixed :pinkiegasm:

You can watch the anime legally here. I think it's episode 5. http://www.crunchyroll.com/the-unlimited-hyobu-kyosuke :pinkiegasm:

This just sounds like a plot for Obama to spy on you so he can steal your guns. :pinkiegasm:

I watched the Puppy Bowl instead. :pinkiegasm:

So much wrong has never been said before. I think it gave me cancer. :pinkiegasm:

And be bored to death? You know, NPR is the third highest cause of death in America. :pinkiegasm:

Libertarians, making neo-nazis, anarchists, and communists look intelligent since 1979. :pinkiegasm:

Obama, getting shit for what a white guy also did, but gets extra shit for reasons we all know but won't say. :pinkiegasm:

"Misogyny (pron.: /mɪˈsɒdʒɪni/) is the hatred or dislike of women or girls." Feminists=/=women or girls Go out and find a single women's study major who doesn't hate men, and I'll give you a cookie! Their entire belief system is based around hating and blaming men. Much like the KKK is to black people. :pinkiegasm:

Nuke Texas, and I'll give you a hat. :pinkiegasm:

Did I miss all the fun? Fuck, I need to get in on this. Because insulting a group of people equals hating a gender. I hate the KKK too, am I racist against white people? http://www.reddit.com/r/ShitRedditSays/ Have fun. :pinkiegasm:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O0dCdU4UPk And on the subject of banned episodes, here is the episode of Cow and Chicken that pissed off lesbians. :pinkiegasm:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLN_ka1ZSDg Thank Adult Swim. :pinkiegasm:

I'd rather have a good military than a politically correct military. I'm not saying all women are automatically weaker than any man, but you know in a couple years when only a small amount of the people on the front lines are women, they might start to slip their standards to be more inclusive. hehe :pinkiegasm:

Unlike Bush, I'm sure he'd not let terrible things happen to start wars... they have no oil. :pinkiegasm:

I think Korea only acts out because they don't get enough attention being the middle child. People only seem to care about China and Japan, so they just ignore Korea. :pinkiegasm:

I almost panicked when I saw Koch media bought Saints Row, but I got them confused for the Koch Brothers. That would have been like Fox News buying Saints Row. I just want my Stick of Truth. I don't give a shit about any of those other series really. Give me my damn Stick of Truth already. :pinkiegasm:

Thank god, those new shows he were doing are shiiiittttt. I was getting the feeling the site was dying, since they haven't been putting up as many videos, and some days they don't even update. :pinkiegasm:

And they're harassing a guy who helped a bunch of kids during the attack. http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/01/16/sandy-hook-hero-harassed-by-burgeoning-truther-movement/#ixzz2ICqZmQkA :pinkiegasm:

You expect a group of people, who would say a leaf falling on their car is a government conspiracy, to use proper grammar? :pinkiegasm:

Maybe the government left little clues for people to find. Then they would start to question Sandy Hook, which would make them look crazy to everyone else, thus turning everyone against them. :pinkiegasm:

Look at how many likes one of the "Truther" videos have. The entire thing is based around the fact that our media will say anything without fact checking it when they're doing live reporting. I feel TJ did a good job quoting someone else to shut up that video. :pinkiegasm:

Pixar wasn't behind The Wild or Chicken Little. :pinkiegasm:

It's the movie Brother Bear, but with two girls. It is nothing at all like it's advertisements made it out to be. That's all you need to know. It's strike two for Pixar, one more and it's over for them as a good movie making company. :pinkiegasm: