Just a Gigolo

Pleased to meet all of you. I'm sure we'll get along great, and will never get into any arguments at all. :pinkiegasm:

I'll go get some klan outfits, so that way we can blend in. :pinkiegasm:

Lets guess the terribad stats ahead of time. -75% clip size +5% damage :pinkiegasm:

MvM And that's where I lost all my cares. :pinkiegasm:

Nothing for Boondocks or Black Dynamite? RACISTS!!! EDIT Do you think there'll be SFM DLC, because how else will you get these? :pinkiegasm:

Is it bad that I would want to play a game where you fight zombies with a big rig? :pinkiegasm:

I wonder if there'll be people killing themselves like Heaven's Gate did when that comet came close to earth and they thought it was an alien spaceship. :pinkiegasm:

Verumae needs to be the final boss, and by beating him you magically ascend to his level. :pinkiegasm:

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYM7cxxm2i0 The joke at the end. :pinkiegasm:

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Rape Yeti. :pinkiegasm:

You find yourself in the middle of the forest. There are two paths in front of you. Do you take the left path? Do you take the right path? :pinkiegasm:

The fun part is when you realize that almost all the people you knew in highschool no long have any impact on your life, and all that drama you suffered through was ultimately pointless. :pinkiegasm:

You try that and they just rape you to death. The end. :pinkiegasm:

"You only live once once?" :pinkiegasm:

If it ends up like it did last time, it will be pages of people saying what movie we need to watch next, and no one talking about or even watching the movie. :pinkiegasm:

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The real question is if you'll stick your dick in her eye hole or not. :pinkiegasm:

That's called completely missing the point. :pinkiegasm:

Totally, she wouldn't be able to see me not wearing the condom. :pinkiegasm:

inb4 Jersey Shore "The Movie" with a guest appearance by Honey Boo Boo :pinkiegasm:

Reminds me too much of this game. http://mmogrinder.net/2012/05/26/brick-force-episode-22/ http://mmogrinder.net/2012/10/08/backtrack-brick-force-october-2012/ :pinkiegasm:

You call your lawyer and tell him everything that has happened to you. He spends the next five minutes laughing at you before asking if you're high on drugs. That was your only phone call, and after it's over you're thrown in a cell with five of the toughest Rape Yetis you've ever seen. Do you pick a fight with the biggest one to assert dominance? Do you break into a song and dance number hoping they join in? :pinkiegasm:

I always wished L4D2 had different skins for the characters you could use. :pinkiegasm:

You use your new psychic powers to rape the Rape Yeti Police, but they call for back up. Soon you're surrounded by more Rape Yeti than you can rape with your psychic rape powers. They all tackle and rape you, and soon you're arrested and thrown in Rape Yeti jail. You have only one phone call. Do you call the ACLU and say you're in jail because of racism? Do you try and call your lawyer? :pinkiegasm: