Just a Gigolo

Since they're squatters, it doesn't really matter where they go, just as long as they get the ♥♥♥♥ out. Plenty of unused space in that region, they just have to use their creativity. Palestine being a "country" and so close to Israel would make war inevitable between the two. Jews and muslims hate each other with a passion, and a Palestine with their own military, UN Support, other ally nations, etc would just make them want to take all of Israel for themselves. We have Israel's back, and they're supported by other muslim nations, so it could even turn into a world war if shit really went down. Even worse than that, Iran being so close to having nuclear weapons could make shit really go down. One has to be dominate over the other for them to exist near each other, because they're incapable of being civil. Thankfully, given Israel's military history, if it did happen, we'd just get another Six-Day-War, and that'd solve the problem forever. :pinkiegasm:

Plenty of other places that can take them. All we'd have is a bunch of dead jews if they didn't have America's support, and unless you're into that, it's a good thing. :pinkiegasm:

The first two games were good, but then they decided to completely forget what the series is about and pump out two bastard children. Even then, it was always the weakest of the Mario RPG games, since Super Mario RPG and the Mario and Luigi games are way better. :pinkiegasm:

Ok, I'll meet you half way. Emo the Faghog is like having someone poop on your sheets, then you put it in your sink to soak for a couple hours, but then putting them back on your bed. :pinkiegasm:

Still has Emo the Faghog in it, so still bad. It's like if someone too a shit on your bed, and then told you to just not look at it. You know the shit would still be there, even if you don't look at it. :pinkiegasm:

Oh boy, Emo the Faghog. I'd rather play a game that's nothing but Big the Cat than one level of Emo the Faghog. :pinkiegasm:

I noticed a trend. Walter and Jesse team up with someone to have them do distribution, shit goes bad, they have to kill him. :pinkiegasm:

Another company will move in and buy the rights to them, so there will probably be more Twinkies in the future. The executives should have stopped raising their salaries while lowering the worker's. :pinkiegasm:

The conflict will never end until one side is completely wiped out, and even then, having one side being wiped out would probably cause a massive war. No matter what move you make, it'll always be a no win situation. Just throwing it out there, but maybe the people in palestine should move to one of the other muslim friendly countries that surround them, since the jews are ♥♥♥♥ed where ever they go. Just a thought of course. :pinkiegasm:

I bet they're selling a shit ton of Twinkies just because of the news of them going out of business. The perfect strategy. :pinkiegasm:

I'm being serious here too. From what I've been told, they've gone so bad, it became self parody almost. There is also a fight scene with 30 or so people, each with a super powers on top of regular vampire powers, fighting to the death. Stuff like shooting lightning or punching the ground so hard it causes an earth quake. Since the only way you can kill a vampire in Twilight is by removing the head, it's 10 or so minutes of X-Men like vampires and werewolves ripping each others heads off. One character even gets fed to a giant wolf. To make it even better, it was all a dream sequence that went against the book. It totally beats the last movie that had a birth sequence that caused seizures. :pinkiegasm:

I imagine you could watch it as a comedy like with The Room or Birdemic. :pinkiegasm:

I remember voting a ton last year, and it didn't matter, so I'll probably ignore it until the winners are announced. They also ♥♥♥♥ed up with the replays. :pinkiegasm:

You should be crazy and play TFC or Ricochet. :pinkiegasm:

8. Stop the "War on Drugs." It's a war we're never going to win. All it will do is waste money, while making the Mexican drug cartel richer. We have two states that legalized pot, but it's still unclear if the feds are going to ♥♥♥♥ with that or not. At least with the outrageous military spending you have something to show for it, the "War on Drugs" just gets us a bunch of non-violent offenders filling up our jails. :pinkiegasm:

You should name it "Spoiler," and the people who don't get the joke will get mad. :pinkiegasm:

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Sorry, had to use that joke. So yeah, director of the CIA, and four star general, fucked some chick who wasn't his wife. Honestly, I don't give a shit. As long as it wasn't illegal, didn't impact his job, or didn't make him a hypocrite; I don't see how it's a problem. It's his personal life, so it should stay personal. :pinkiegasm:

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Monica Lewinisky looks like Rosie O'Donnell. :pinkiegasm:

I wanted to use that joke. :pinkiegasm:

Well it would be very similar to when the Christians took over Rome and plunged the world into the Dark Ages because they destroyed anything pagan related. Those evil pagans, man. They always fucking shit up by existing. :pinkiegasm:

When the Muslim Brotherhood is in charge of the country, I'm sure they'll give into extremists. :pinkiegasm:

Because it wasn't shit? :pinkiegasm:

Fuck that, RICOCHET 2!!! :pinkiegasm: