Just a Gigolo

If you fill your dutch wife with farts, and pop it under the sheets, are you getting a dutch oven from your dutch wife?

I was expecting dildos.

Way to disappoint.

Putin just stole that from those tacky stickers people put on their car.

Now someone just needs to make a gay porn parody about Putin called "Pounding Putin's Pooper."

Did they make it so Johnny is adopted or something?

Do the Dutch use farts in their ovens?

My dream idea is they take the magic idea from last(?) Halloween and turn that into a game.

You'd still have stuff like demoknight and huntsman sniper, but there'd also be classes based around using different types of magic. Levitating, invisibility, fireballs, teleporting, and other magical shit like that.

Instead of having alternative weapons, they'd just make a new character, so there wouldn't be the balance problems that comes from different weapon combos.

TF3 would need to be a big change to the formula to get people to abandon the game they invested so much time and money into, but if they change the formula too much, it might not appeal to the same people that TF2 did.

All the bronze medals will flock to what ever the game of the month is, but the dedicated players that actually matter will remain ignorantly faithful to TF2.

I think at this point most people are just waiting for Overwatch.

There was midget porn and I wasn't invited?

You need a female majin named Buub.

"Announcing two MvM maps, and a bunch of hats."

Why isn't L4D3 a thing yet?

Oh yeah, 3.

Lesbian Pauling will never be cannon!

PaulingxScout forever.

So we're going with the G-Gundan universe it seems.

If Hilary gets the democratic nom instead of Bernie, I probably won't just vote.

Bush has already had four terms as it is.

​Or maybe the porn was better than the game.

​That doesn't make sense.