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  1. Grobag

    This tops anything I've ever seen in BF3

    I can't even rep you no maw.
  2. I had an idea for one that sums up TF2.On Nucleus, a Scout with his bar out runs to the the point and says 'am I gonna have to capture this thing by myself?'Suddenly, an enemy Heavy appears behind him, says one of his 'yes' commands and then revs up his Minigun and begins shooting the Scout, who tries to run away but is killed on one of the walkways. The Heavy stays spun up and looks around before being headshotted by a Sniper who is behind the low wall next to the spawn. He taunts, but then a Spy decloaks and stabs him. The Spy recloaks and crouches in the corner.After a couple of seconds, a Pyro comes by, looks at the Sniper for a moment and then begins spraying the area with flames, hitting the Spy eventually. The Pyro says some kind of voice command and then begins walking to the covered area where there are two small health packs, and an enemy Engineer is waiting for him with his Wrench out. There is a level 3 Sentry around the corner, a little before the Engineer. The Pyro just looks at him for a second before running at him, but the Sentry hits him before he reaches the Engineer. The Pyro's body flies at the camera.The Engineer taunts with his Wrench and then goes back to his Sentry, repairing it. After hitting it a few times, a Medic and Demo run in, übercharged. The Demoman lays stickies beneath the Sentry, blowing up both the Sentry and the Engineer. The übercharge wears off, and both the Medic an the Demoman say 'Good job!'. They then begin to run to the other side of the covered area, but a crit rocket hits them and gibs them both.A Soldier walks in reloading and taunts. The camera cuts back to a spawn, and the Scout runs out with a 'go go go!' command. He runs into the covered area, and the camera moves to look at the outside of it. Scattergun shots are heard inside, accompanied by the Soldier's screams. Maybe some of the unused Meet the Sandvich voice lines could be used.Eventually the Soldier's death scream is heard. The Scout runs out of the covered area only to be confronted by the rest of the Soldier's team. The Scout says 'aww crap!' before being killed. The camera pans to a view of the whole map, and chaos can be seen all over, with lots of explosions and gunfire. Finally something flies at the camera (I'm not sure what it should be yet - a gib? A crocket? Sentry rockets?), causing it to become fuzzy and fade to black.
  3. Grobag

    Most anticipated games of 2012

    Borderlands 2 and Halo 4.
  4. I still loved the singleplayer, apart from a small section in the Arid Badlands which got boring.
  5. Grobag

    Alliance of Valiant Arms

    Wait, what knife?Never mind, I found it.
  6. Grobag

    WE NEED 1 MORE SMILEY. :l

    It's.... Beautiful... Sloth smilies now pl0x
  7. Grobag

    I tried the Modern Warfare 3 free weekend

    I played MW2 on the PS3 at a friends house once, my loadout was dual shotguns and as soon as anyone appeared on the screen I would bash both triggers and spin the right thumbstick. Oh, and I kept putting claymores behind doors, and people would walk into them every time.Fun times.
  8. Grobag

    WE NEED 1 MORE SMILEY. :l

    We need a sloth smiley.
  9. http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/search.php?searchid=14555485
  10. Grobag

    Steam Workshop Thread

    If you have the Sandvich and the Cookie Commando equipped, when you eat the Sandvich the Heavy should instead take the gingerbread man out of his pocket and eat his head.
  11. Grobag

    Who here DOESN'T have a button bound to explode/kill

    p is explode, I don't have kill.
  12. Grobag

    We need more pony smilies!

    More smilies - yes.More pony smilies - no.
  13. Grobag

    What happened to the Mannconomy?

    Craftable hats are worth 1.33 refined at least.Keys are 2.33-2.66 refined.Earbuds are 26 keys (at least they were last time I checked)
  14. Grobag

    Was that our first locked thread?

    I didn't even realise it had been locked.
  15. Grobag

    Holy pootis

    Just unboxed a strange Dead Ringer :DNot sure if should sell or keep
  16. Grobag

    What happened to the Mannconomy?

    Remember when strange weapons sold for 2 ref at the most?
  17. Grobag

    This forum should be more elite-y

    I just realised...The SPUFserver is talked about openly on SPUF.The SPUFserver group has an announcement that links to SPUFP.
  18. Grobag

    Guess who's back!

    Demigod is an insult to Freddie Mercury.
  19. Grobag

    This forum should be more elite-y

    De-rep everyone for maximum trolling :D
  20. Grobag

    Holy pootis

    I had one drop yesterday, I'm considering buying a key for it.
  21. Shouldn't it be Mann of Science?
  22. Grobag

    The new forum theme looks like a dating service

    The hearts look like censor hearts.
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